what would you ask a grey?

Originally posted by jamie83
reply to post by stevo351

 

I would ask a grey this:

"Do humans posting on internet forums like ATS make you think humans are smart or stupid creatures?"

Nice call Sir.

reply to post by IronMan


Oh Im sorry I thought the ice cream time travel thing was general knowledge, please accept my apology. I will never speak of it again.

reply to post by Mr Green

No... no, sorry to upset you their missy, it's just that
as we're driving, there's a dark car behind us and it's
been with us for a few miles now.

You can't be too careful. I just hope nobody's reading this
stuff, (present folk accepted) and therefore WE'RE (that's
you too now that your part of the crew) just trying to stay
below the 'radar'.


[edit on 27-5-2008 by IronMan]

I would ask a "grey" the logical questions.

1) "Are you planning to eat me or hurt me in any way?"

If the answer to that was "no," then I would ask,

2) "Am I going to get to go home?"

If the answer to the second question was "yes" I would then comply as fully as possible with the non-eating and hurting me experiments or whatever so I could go home as soon as possible.

reply to post by Illusionsaregrander


I know where you're coming from Illus-
But I'd fight tooth and claw to get at 'em, they took away
my normal life... did I tell you that?
Now I hunt for them, wherever they're from.
Apart from the motley bunch I'm with, there's nobody...
except you guys, my fellow ATS'ers.

reply to post by IronMan


I hear ya, but I spent a lot of time in foster care as a child, so for me, being abducted and held against my will would just be another "day in the life of."

Hence my last question, "will I get to go home?" As long as I know there is an end point, I can deal.

reply to post by Illusionsaregrander


God be with ya, mate.
One by one, we'll stand up and be counted. One by one...
We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.

We are fighting for our right to live. To exist.
And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer
be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world
declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!"

We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on!
We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
Repeat /Fade

What would I ask a grey?
What kind of musical instruments do you have, or play?

I ask him if he wanted a beer.
It'll calm both of us down

Questions I would ask a grey...

1.) Are we there yet?
2.) Do the pants I am wearing make my butt look big?
3.) Are we there yet?
4.) How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
5.) Are we there yet?
6.) Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time?
7.) Why does the teflon stick to the pan but nothing sticks to teflon?
8.) Are we there yet?
9.) Why is your head so big?
10.) Got any Gum?
11.) Are we there yet?
12.) What are you views on toe socks?
13.) Which came first the chicken or the egg?
14.) Wheres the restroom?
15.) Are we there yet?




[edit on 04/13/2008 by sacerd]

I think I would ask this Grey if I could choose my own demise.
Having complete control over the way I would die, when I would do it, and how it would feel would top all the knowledge in the world.

To me, in that moment, I would have complete control over my life, a thing I believe most people wish they could have.

What do you want from us?
Why are you still here?

Since most species said to be visiting our planet are telepathic in nature, then you would know the child-like wonder and love I, and most of my family, have for you. Do you respect and love us in return? Do you understand that most humans are not violent and would not wish to harm this planet, but that it is hijacked by short-sighted elitist cabal bloodlines and would you be interested in mentoring us, helping us, so we could rid ourselves of these hijackers? Would you meet with ordinary people, and not our corrupt leaders to discuss strategies?

"Can I drive your UFO?"

I would ask/tell them "I know we should be kind to strangers and all,but why dont you just go back home and stop taking my people against their will you little cowards".

I would ask them if they've ever seen any UFOs that they couldn't explain.

Originally posted by Sblazed

Originally posted by hikix
wow 35 posts and I havent even heard a 'where are you from?'

then it would be followed by:

'how long has your species been in existence?'
'what other planets have you visited?'
'how long have you been visiting us?'

I'm more curious on what they know about the universe than who they are.

too bad they are liar and they love to play games so they wouldn't never really tell you anything usefull or entire truth. A good grey is a dead one , same goes for the reptillians.

I hear that!
I'd probably ask why they had to start that bloodbath back in 1979 and kill a lot of spec ops dudes (who in turn offed a bunch of them)

What did you guys want from me when I was a child?.

and

Where you the ones that caused the blackout and smashed my friend`s window last week in Santa Marta?.



[edit on 28-5-2008 by Camilo1]

I would ask a Grey if they come from the parallel universe that copycats our universe.

Originally posted by stevo351
what would you ask if you had the opportunity to ask a grey, or any alien for that matter ANY question in the whole world?

so what would you ask?

Hey grey, you seen me before? Want to learn from us?