what would you ask a grey?

I would ask him to do a better job erasing my memories so that hypnosis and dreams don't bring anything up and affect my life. I really don't want to remember anything about that anal probe thank you very much.

I would also like to ask, why, with your obviously more complex and superior intelligence, do you not know anything about fun? Why don't you toy with us more like buzzing baseball games or abduct a bunch of people and place them in random places on the planet?

I would ask if there are any squid, fish, reptile, robotic, bird, or whatever other types of aliens there are flying around earth, if there are other ones. I wonder if they have space battles?

Please, please reveal yourselves, give us the thumbs up, the green light, and we will disinfect this Masonic cancer from Earth.

Question 1: Why the long face?

Question 2: Who do you work for?

Question 3: Have you seen Indiana Jones 4?

Question 4: Is space really as lonely as we percieve it to be?

Question 5: Would it kill you to crack a smile for once?

I would say. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm resonably sure I've already spoken to them.. but it's a little fuzzy if ya get what I mean.

I'd ask (if allowed to be concious >_>) the secrets to anti-gravity propulsion/craft so I can implement it and use such technology to get rid of the dependance on oil, and end pollution from petrol based automobiles etc etc.

Of course they wouldn't tell me but.. worth a shot.

I'd also ask them if gravity is just electromagentism as outlined in a current thread.

More things would come to my mind but that's it for now

[edit on 27-5-2008 by GhostR1der]

I would ask:

1. Why are you here? Aren't there more interesting parts of the galaxy to be checking out, or is there something special about Earth?

2. What other intelligent life besides us have you encountered?

3. You do know that government men and woman can't be trusted don't you? What ever promises they've made will most certainly be broken.

4. Is/was your society ever like ours?

5. Do you believe in God? Do you have multiple religions, books like the Bible, etc? How did your society cope with faith once they learned they were not alone in the universe?

6. Does your culture have forms of art, is it a logic-based society or is a mix of both?

7. What are five phenomena (mysteries) your people cannot explain?

i agree with ghostr1der.
i would also ask them if i could go to sirius or pleides for a couple of weeks
or just go for a ride in a ufo that would be awesome. I would also ask them to show me a glimpse of our future on earth........ if there is one!

reply to post by stevo351


Sup Stevo, Nice question...

heres my answer...

based on the observations i have made on greys, remembering this is based soley on sci fi movies and websites...

id had to point between his legs and ask him "How the hell do you F@~$K with that thing?"

Not got to time to read the thread at mo..so sorry if this has aleady been asked but I would ask..


How exactly was the Universe created. Waste of time though because they like us have have no idea.

loll.. i'd ask where they get the designs from for their crop circles

then i'd ask if there were any openings in the art/ design department :p

it's worth a try :p

[edit on 27-5-2008 by pretty_vacant]

Hmm...

1.) Do you percieve feelings: attraction, pain sadness, happiness, love, emotion the same way that we do?
2.) Do you dissect your own kind to find out how different parts of your body work? What is your biggest technological/Scientific discovery?
3.) Do you believe in a God or a Creator?
4.) Do you Dream?
5.) Do you have Doctors, Lawyers & Business Executives the same way we do? Or is everyone the same?
6.) What kind of Government is in place where you are from?
7.) Do your people fight? Are you ever at war?
8.) Why do you all look the same (if they do), and why do we look so different?
9.) Have you been to other planets? What are they like? Is water something you can't live without either?
10.) Do you really want to abduct us, conduct experiements, colonize the earth, and make us your slaves?
11.) Have you ever seen the X-Files? Wanna have a Movie Party?

-Carrot

IF...... I could communicate with an Alien being......this is what would happen on a "SURPRISE" level with no preperation for the encounter.
As soon as I realize that they are Alien...... " Wow your Really Alien arent you?" Immediately becoming aware of more "minds" listening that were not there a second before... 3 to 5.


How many other intelligent species are out there?
< Answer- what do you mean by Intelligent Species?>

Capable of Spaceflight and with technology at our current level at minumum.
< Answer 18 >

Are you aware that the Government is looking for you with Particle Beam weapons and advanced Aircraft and Satellities?
< Answer -- Thats not important right now. >

Can you, or , will you HELP Us? ( Meaning NOT 'EAT' US, or are you a Threat? )
< Answer --Help you do what?>

Save this planet from Pollution, Poisoning Ourselves and our Water, Corrupt World Wide Government systems that lie to its people, and use Us for their greedy means, prevent Nuclear Terrorist Attack, or Biological Attack and help us find new sources of clean energy.
< Answer--- No reply , but questioned 'extent' of Biological and Nuclear knowledge, and something about Water Purity and chemical atomic structures.. like asking what I personally was 'aware' of and its consequences or mechanics... Very visual and fast. Visual of City getting hit by a Nuke by a "terrorist" for "religion">

PS. you dont have to verbally "ASK" anything. As soon as you even BEGIN to think it, they reply before you can even form the words in your head to 'speak' them. Like instant moving picture communication, not words. You dont have the chance to "Bite your tongue" or formulate your question in your head carefully before you actually speak it. Its not 'Private' like we are used to. Its Instant mind reading, even while you are just "thought processing". Emotions like fear and anger are noticed, as well as peace and harmony.

There was another question, but I cant remember it. If I do I'll re- post it.

Best Regards,

Blitzkreigen


IF.... it happened.... IF...... Take it or leave it....I had to.


[edit on 27-5-2008 by Blitzkreigen]

hey everyone some more great questions there!
looking over some of these i definitely have a bigger list of questions i would ask (if conscious).
anonymous ats had some great ones.
comatose- you seem to think your question is odd, but is in fact a really powerful one because ive learnt from reading these answers, if these beings have the capabilities to create wormholes in space, then surely they can erase our memories and any information (or misinformation) they may have fed us.
ihavenoidea- i agree, i too am quite sick of the things happening on our planet.
antityrant - really interesting one: what do you call yourselves. and another that i wonder-do they call us humans? or have another pet or scientific name for us.
demonicangelzero - a stack of goodies, especially the one about the moon haha.
hikix - good pick up on the 'where are you from' and a few extra great questions.
wutone - yeah i agree i wonder if they have any fun factor about them, because we all know that all work and no play made jack a dull boy. space battles is intriguing too.
braniac - definitely one of the first things on my list (aaahhh!)
ghostr1der - i too would love to see their source of fuel and energy, also if their sun feeds the plants like ours etc. and their gravity too.
sos37 - brilliant question "5 mysteries YOU cannot explain" i love the thought of a species of even higher intelligence than a grey ot something that is a mind boggle to them.
aaron taylor - yeah i would love to go through the milky way, or see it up close, and i probably woulnt want to see a direct view of earths supposed future, but a small insight.
Zues187 - hi and thanks and OH MY GOD YES i would ask that. how the hell do they reproduce!? from all the sci-fi movies i've seen they probably genetically grow their young in jars or sacks or something.
mr green - good question, not entirely a waste as they may have resources to trace back to the universes creation.
pretty_vacant - yeah crop circle designs and what they mean has always been an interest of mine.
CA_Orot - good list there but my fav was the emotions.... do they love? (ps im comin to that movie party!)
Blitzkreigen - yeah i failed to take in their being able to read your mind as it processes the simple form of an undeveloped question. good stuff.

my all time favourite of those questions was timelike - WHY?
Great questions from everybody and expanding our desire for the truth, or something REAL to believe in!
thank you all so much for contributing to the thread! again its great to see so many people taking an interest in the things i think about!

Stevo.

I'd Ask It...

1) How many photons does it take to arm a phaser... or, is there really a tractor beam cuz I'd like to give it a whirl there alien?
2) If theres a Micky D'z in space, if so do they use mayo or ketchup there alien?
3) I'd like a complimentary light saber for the ride... immediately... make it happen there alien!
4) Can I skateboard on your planet? If so how hard would you say is an anti gravity kickflip on a scale of 1 to 10 there alien...?
5) Is this some kind of a joke... are you kidding me there alien?

I would ask:

- Is there a Heineken beer bar on mars?
- Is there a Mc Donalds on the moon?

- Have you seen the ship landing on mars?
- Who sent you?

- Do you have a toilet in here? I really need to pee, because of the stress.

pretty much I would ask what do you really want ?? no really!

It would be a toss up between "Can I drive?" and "Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
The "Can I drive?" might explain why the space ship drives so jerky, which is an answer to the "Why do space ship have pilots that look they they are driving drunk?" thread.