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Originally posted by karamba
to jainatorres:
I'm dead serious, my point is:
what do we know about aliens, what is their weakness?
Focus on the topic, not the maners.
btw, humour is a higher state of mind.
Originally posted by mattifikation
I was under the impression they could attack us telepathically, rendering any physical defense completely useless.
Originally posted by Mira_of_lurk0more
Hey a real Latin title! "Let them hate so long as they fear". Things are looking up!
I'm not sure what I'd do. If I felt threatened, if they were classic grey drone, then I'd snap the little bastard's neck. From the various picture-fables the neck looks scrawny and if I could, I'd plunge my 2in long thumbnails into the little beast's eye sockets until it's juices spurted out.
Then I'd get mad and go to the kitchen, melt 5 Kilos of blue cheese, fill up the Popeil flavour injector and let the bugger have it in any orfice, and if not in the orfices then pump the bugger up till he was bursting through punture. Maybe tenderize it a bit with Mom's old 9 iron.
Then I'd then ram the little turd on a spit over the big barbeque pit and find out whether, as Crakeur today contends, that "they" do indeed taste like chicken. Make mine Kiev with lemon.
It can't be any messier than slaughtering a hog or cow.
Mira
[edit on 2-1-2008 by Mira_of_lurk0more]
Originally posted by Mira_of_lurk0more
Hey a real Latin title! "Let them hate so long as they fear". Things are looking up!
I'm not sure what I'd do. If I felt threatened, if they were classic grey drone, then I'd snap the little bastard's neck. From the various picture-fables the neck looks scrawny and if I could, I'd plunge my 2in long thumbnails into the little beast's eye sockets until it's juices spurted out.
Then I'd get mad and go to the kitchen, melt 5 Kilos of blue cheese, fill up the Popeil flavour injector and let the bugger have it in any orfice, and if not in the orfices then pump the bugger up till he was bursting through punture. Maybe tenderize it a bit with Mom's old 9 iron.
Then I'd then ram the little turd on a spit over the big barbeque pit and find out whether, as Crakeur today contends, that "they" do indeed taste like chicken. Make mine Kiev with lemon.
It can't be any messier than slaughtering a hog or cow.
Mira
[edit on 2-1-2008 by Mira_of_lurk0more]