Oderint Dum Metuant

Well, i'm not going to discuss are there aliens or not out there. For this time we can assume they are among us, but I can't remember any personal contact with any alien being. Somehow i feel fear specially from those grey insectoids because they do not seem to have feelings.
Scenario:
It's late night and i'm walking back home, alone, from the pub. I'm happy and open minded, even singing. Sudenly my way is blocked and i'm surrounded by few of those ugly bad smelling myopis little greys.
They are not interested on my money because i've drink it all.
They are not interested on my opinions because they where not at the pub.
Is it maybe my body what they want? No way Jose!
So my question is:
Do you suggest some hand to hand combat: JiuJitsu, MuayThai and ValeTudo?
I mean If that is my last option what are my chances and do you have any knowledge on alien anatomy like pressure points or bone structure...
I guess a kick in the groin does not affect them at all.
Please be serious even though i can appreciate a sence of humour in your answer.



Mod Edit - All Caps Title.

[edit on 2-1-2008 by elevatedone]

Well, since they have big black eyes, your safest bet would be to poke them with your finger there. You can't miss those.

reply to post by karamba


I think if they wanted you, theyd get you

some around here feel praying helps

but whatevs

if your at the pub your most likely drunk and wont remember a probing anyway

p.s. dont worry I hear they have stock in KY

Too bad you don't live in the U.S.

I'd suggest a Glock 9 if you did.

Becker

Well, considering they always have their suacer and that big beam ready on standby, I'd say you'd just lay down and ask if they at least got Romulan Ale.

Hey a real Latin title! "Let them hate so long as they fear". Things are looking up!

I'm not sure what I'd do. If I felt threatened, if they were classic grey drone, then I'd snap the little bastard's neck. From the various picture-fables the neck looks scrawny and if I could, I'd plunge my 2in long thumbnails into the little beast's eye sockets until it's juices spurted out.

Then I'd get mad and go to the kitchen, melt 5 Kilos of blue cheese, fill up the Popeil flavour injector and let the bugger have it in any orfice, and if not in the orfices then pump the bugger up till he was bursting through punture. Maybe tenderize it a bit with Mom's old 9 iron.

Then I'd then ram the little turd on a spit over the big barbeque pit and find out whether, as Crakeur today contends, that "they" do indeed taste like chicken. Make mine Kiev with lemon.

It can't be any messier than slaughtering a hog or cow.

Mira

[edit on 2-1-2008 by Mira_of_lurk0more]

Mira_of_lurk0more, that was disgusting.
karamba, I take it you're speaking from personal experience or is this all just hypothetical?

>personal experience or just hypothetical?
This is hypothetical.

But i agree with you jimmyjackblack, i would not let Mira_of_lurk0more into my kitchen. No offence, i'll better cook for you.

The main issue is what do we know about aliens, what is their weakness?

What a bizarre scenario!

What on earth could you have possibly done to piss off a bunch of Greys to the point where they'd want to follow you home from the pub and engage you in a big old Mortal Kombat style duel to the death?

Do you spend a lot of your time thinking about and imagining these things, karamba??

reply to post by jimmyjackblack


Hey, as long as it's friendly (alien-being-entity) then we don't have an issue. Kapesh? They can't be much more than 50 Kilos so no problem hanging them on a meat hook railing.

Disgusting, is cutting up day-after-kill hogs head on the band saw for head cheese. The saw spurts all pink guck and it stinks, really, really grotty. They are all slippery and rolly-polly. But I do like head cheese on a nice sandwich. It's great with blueberry preserves.

Mira


[edit on 2-1-2008 by Mira_of_lurk0more]

Becker44> Too bad you don't live in the U.S.
Becker44> I'd suggest a Glock 9 if you did.
True, i'm carrying a nunchaku.
But how long are going to keep your 'Second Amendment' with current HomelandSec... policy? Anyway good weapon choice, btw isn't the same tool used in an infamous school shooting episode?

Originally posted by Mira_of_lurk0more
Hey, as long as it's friendly (alien-being-entity) then we don't have an issue. Kapesh?

This is a two-way street, Mira.

When was the last time you bought a Grey a coffee, or called him up and invited him over for a beer? When was the last time you went out of your way to make a Grey feel welcome in the group?

Gossiping about the Greys behind their backs on internet sites and fantasizing about chopping them up with all various cutting implements, that's hardly going to make them feel welcome among us here on Earth!

reply to post by MrdDstrbr


Lurking in the night, working from the shadows, using fear to experiment and research and 'help' mankind... isn't a good way to get a warm welcome on Earth either...

Two way street.

reply to post by Foxe


Couldn't agree more with the "lurking in the shadows and using fear" part!

Diplomacy is always the best way....

so ATS has become a repository for teenage trolls throwing senseless & ridiculous posts like this?

I quit...

Originally posted by MrdDstrbr

Originally posted by Mira_of_lurk0more
Hey, as long as it's friendly (alien-being-entity) then we don't have an issue. Kapesh?

This is a two-way street, Mira.

When was the last time you bought a Grey a coffee, or called him up and invited him over for a beer? When was the last time you went out of your way to make a Grey feel welcome in the group?

Gossiping about the Greys behind their backs on internet sites and fantasizing about chopping them up with all various cutting implements, that's hardly going to make them feel welcome among us here on Earth!

Go find a Greer thread. You threaten me as in the OP, then you get done too.

Mira

[edit on 2-1-2008 by Mira_of_lurk0more]

to jainatorres:
I'm dead serious, my point is:
what do we know about aliens, what is their weakness?
Focus on the topic, not the maners.
btw, humour is a higher state of mind.

reply to post by jainatorres


Nice attempt at playing martyr, jaina.

But the onus is on you to filter out the content you don't like. If you don't like this thread - stop reading it! Simple as that....

reply to post by karamba


Well....you are on your way home from the pub after having drunk up all your money, and are unarmed.

Hopefully you didn't use the facilities at the pub.

Just pee on 'em!

reply to post by MrdDstrbr


Am I the only one that sees the irony in this post?