Possible RAPTURE date May 17, 2007

Hmmm, I must be in hell by now. Looks like I slept through the rapture. Damn, when's the next one and how can I get a ticket? For all we know, it already has come and gone...millions of years ago!

The Illuminati controls the churches just to let everyone know.

That looks like a page right out of, "Behold a Pale Horse" by William Cooper. A must own book. Bad news is I lent it out to someone and forgot who! So definately a re-buy.

I never have believed in the rapture. I think it's just an invention of man.

As is the bible and religion. All of which was created by man. If anyone can prove to me the bible and religion was not created by man then please post your input here.

Hmm....
As far as I can tell, everyone I know is going to ...well, not Heaven.
We're all still here.

Another prediction shot down in flames. (pun intended)

So, when is the next rapture set for ?

Lex

Hey another failed prediction! it's past may 17 and nothing happened LOL.

so where do all you christians think you will go when this so-called 'Rapture' happens? if you go to heaven, what do you actually think it will be like?

heaven doesn't sound too good to me, you have to obey all of god's rules, make sure you never sin so you basically can't have any fun there.

And if there is a hell - a lake of fire in which you burn for eternity, then that means that god is one mean son of a b*tch! why would you want to spend time with god in heaven when he's such a bastard.

you know a false prediction does not make a false prophecy
Lots of people think Yeshua never came
some think he is the Messiah
The Jews are still waiting.
Is that a false prophecy?

You get my drift!


Opinons are like talk...cheap

Originally posted by CPYKOmega
The Illuminati controls the churches just to let everyone know.

One problem with that chart - it says 'liberal protestant denominations'.
That's a more than bit biased (from a fundamentalist source??) The Episcopals, Lutherans, Methodists, Prysbers, all get off ????

Hey guys, I just heard that they delayed the rapture date from May 15 to June 15 due to rain.

Originally posted by Cydonian Priest
Hey guys, I just heard that they delayed the rapture date from May 15 to June 15 due to rain.

LOL that was the funniest stuff I have read in a long time

Seriously though, kinda curious to what the author of this thread thinks since it's now May 23 & no rapture took place?????



[edit on 23-5-2007 by i_want_to_believe]

Originally posted by i_want_to_believe

Originally posted by Cydonian Priest
Hey guys, I just heard that they delayed the rapture date from May 15 to June 15 due to rain.

LOL that was the funniest stuff I have read in a long time

Seriously though, kinda curious to what the author of this thread thinks since it's now May 23 & no rapture took place?????



[edit on 23-5-2007 by i_want_to_believe]

Exactly, as I said in an earlier post here - THE IS NO RAPTURE

Originally posted by CPYKOmega
As is the bible and religion. All of which was created by man. If anyone can prove to me the bible and religion was not created by man then please post your input here.

Another book to pick up, which explains what you are looking for is, "The God Part of the Brain," by Matthew Alper.

Originally posted by Eonnn

And if there is a hell - a lake of fire in which you burn for eternity, then that means that god is one mean son of a b*tch! why would you want to spend time with god in heaven when he's such a bastard.

This is the funniest thing I have ever heard! I was almost literally on the ground laughing. hahahhahh

big swing and a miss with this one huh?

people have been predicting the second coming and the rapture for years

why expect this to be any different?

Oh hey look its may 24th 2007...we're still here haha




[edit on 24-5-2007 by TheBadge]

That depends on what you mean by "is".

Jesus Himself said no one knows the day or hour. The angels don't know and even Jesus does not know. So, no one means NO ONE. Only God knows keeping the knowledge or decision to himself.

That is the bottom line to remember when someone predicts the end in any forum.

The Bible years have come and gone
So he left some bunk to lead us on
Those who listened are guillible
Those who didn't went to hell

The religious right still rules the roost
ID garbage hides the truth
Did God leave them all behind
As punishment for being blind

To his warning of the rapture?
Our faith he failed miserably to capture!
Another kook who loves their jokes
Let's all move onto the next hoax!

every prediction is a hoax
thats the truth, its is no joke
its not the question its true or false
but date setters have no pulse
their predictions as good as dead
cause no one has the right date in their head
so being so dumb to fake out a date
has nothing to do with weather its true or its fake
rapture nan sayers have only one thing
fake date setters to ring their bling