girls... what do GIRLS want

Five minutes after reading these posts and I'm still wiping away the tears from laughing so hard.
Crackeur: exceptions can be made for the handicapped.
OT: you seem to be the exception to the rule. My apologies for offending your manly sensibilities. What are YOU doing Friday night?
You guys are great! Keep it comin'.
Btw, you don't have to spend a lot of money to date. I've been seeing a guy (off and on) for about 2 years and I bet we haven't spent $50.00 total on each other in that time. We go fishing, sight-seeing, garage saleing, camping. There's lots of fun stuff to do that doesn't cost money (or much money). I haven't been hungry enough to eat at McDonald's in several years and would rather skip a meal than try to convince myself that Mickey D's OFFERS a meal.
ZZZ: "close the deal"? You silver-tongued dog, you. How DO girls resist such smooth moves? When you pour on the flattery like that, females get weak in the knees. Must learn to tone down the charm to give a girl a chance. You might try the mating call of the American male: "hey baby, baby. Wink" Followed by "ah, c'mon". Gets us every time.

what to say everyone one know the rules...
got a new frind that happens to be a girl...and u go out on a bar thingy?its ok if sometimes u buy her a drink...
if u start DATING seriously and make sure UR REALLY DATING!!! then its NICE if u buy her a drink
if ur dating from some time now congrats....she will want u to by her stuff for her birthday

Originally posted by whitewave
There's lots of fun stuff to do that doesn't cost money (or much money).

Boy isn't that the truth Or 'much money' like you said I personally can think of lots of things to do that are simple, but fun.

You guys really shouldn’t take anything I say so serious Yes…. The McDonald’s reference was a joke, poking fun at one of our younger members.

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Originally posted by whitewave
You might try the mating call of the American male: "hey baby, baby. Wink" Followed by "ah, c'mon". Gets us every time.

so that's my problem. I've been going with "hey baby, I got me a hundred channels of cable"

gee thx.....taking a girl to mcdonalds?she will probably beat me up...
any way if u have a summer job or something theres nothin wrong with spending some money showing off just goota know that this girl is WORTH it and that shes a SERIUS...now how are u going to feel if u buy all this crap for one girl that u like and in the end she dosnt like u..."BUSTED"
now let me tell u a story for some laught
so im chating on skype with this girl on skype that gives this "only friends crap"
so the conversation goed about golden jewelry
she sayd "why dont u buy me a golden necklace"
me: why the ( ) would i buy u a golden necklace u aint my girlfriend
she: what thats not true u can buy a golden necklace to a girl thats ur friend also
she: for me most important is friendship
me: wright....stay in the ghetoo...then
man i wass so pissed i didnt even cared that shes "female" if she was next to me i was going to beat the crao out of her...so first u dont wanna get engaged and u want a golden jeverly?why couse ur busy most of the times to go out with me?stay in the ghetto...if ur lucky u may get a zit
im still in trauma couse of these cotton dogs i gived to her on valentines day....o the tragedy....now thats laughtable

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Originally posted by Unisol
... i wass so pissed i didnt even cared that shes "female" if she was next to me i was going to beat the crao out of her...

BTS, or not ... might I remind you ?

General ATS Discussion Etiquette

A review of such may prove quite beneficial ... just sayin'


 

About 3;30 AM here and just got off work. Been a long night.

I too find some of the posts here intresting and hence my previous post about what I want from a woman.. and the qualities for which peak my intrest.

As to Mickey D's. I only go there when I am desperate. It has actually become non fast food in some of the places here.

Alas Whitewave...My apologies..Friday night I will be on the clock until early Saturday morning. I will have to take a rain check. Thanks for the asking.

Oh..and re reading your post Whitewave..Yard Sales and Flea Markets!!! Now your talking Girl!!! Right up my alley!! I was seduced into this pastime by an older woman I was seeing years ago! Been hooked ever since!! I learned by this that you can get junk in the regular stores...its just new junk.
I cannot begin to list the useful items I have bought and repaired with some basic skills from yardsales and flea markets. Some of it, nothing wrong with it..some people just dont know how to read instructions. Amazing!!
My Moped Helmet Came from a Yard Sale. Lots of other goodies too. Depending on what goodies I find..I dont mind decorating in a manner I call "Contemporary American Yard Sale."
If time allows, yard sales and flea markets are great ways to spend inexpensive time together.

I do on occasion like to go to the Cracker Barrel. I like it especially because you can get breakfast any time of the day. I think that is great. Breakfast is one of my favorite meals. I can eat breakfast anytime of the day or night and have done so. Service at the local one is usually pretty good. For some reason alot of the Ladies seem to like this establishment.

I dont like restraunts where I have to wait in line a long time or sit for to long. You know ...those places where you wait with a blinking beeper for so long. Good Grief. I'd rather go home and cook it myself.
Working the hours I do while most are asleep or being off when most work..you learn or begin to grasp how much of our lives are spent standing in line somewhere or just waiting. Not me...I'd rather cook it myself and for the woman I am seeing.

I do love the Chinese Buffet type places which seem to be springing up all over town. I dont know what they are called but I so enjoy those ....some kind of green beans or peas/sprouts. They dont cook them all the way limp..they are sort of crispy and crunchy Sort of yellow to green in colour but delicious. About the thickness of a #2 pencil.

If time allows I like to cook for my woman. I actually like to knock about in the kitchen. Oh....and I too can clean and cook fish Whitewave. I like fish very much. Fishing too. Fishing is a great pastime. Fishing is one of the few sports type programs I will watch on the boob tube. I dont, however, have any ambition to go out deep sea fishing for sport or trophys. I am not intrested in fish I cannot eat. I also dont drink alcohol when I am fishing.
Now when I am cooking for a woman I will have a glass or two of wine. Wine seems to accent certain foods rather nicely...provided of course, one has not sat overly long at the wine.
Good food and good company....a great combination. Bon Appetit.

Something of which I would like to comment having seen this either in this thread or one of the others on the Relationship board.

This concept of "Unconditional Love." This is such a cliche and falshood to me. It is obvious by the problems of which some here post that few people actually have "Unconditional Love." This stuff sounds good and well but if you read the posts carefully ...people didnt get along well or for lengthy periods of time because they had/have conditions which were not met.
For your children perhapsed I could understand this concept but as we grow with them we have conditions for them too. Its called growing up. It is also hard work both for the child and the parents

You learn to change the conditions which are worth changing or changing for... and learn also to live with the ones not worth changing..or worth keeping. Its that simple..not complicated.

Unisol..I realize you are not in the United States..no problem here. I also realize your English may not be quite up to speed with some of us here..also no problem with this.

In your best interest I must caution you at this time and I am not saying this to be a wise guy or to be rude so to speak. I am saying this in the interest of helping you out.

I will make bold with my words in the presence of the Moderators. I believe they are cautioning/warning you to improve your vocabulary/words to something more than the four letter variety.
The term the Moderators correctly use in getting this idea/concept across is
Etiquette. Basic civilities in our usage of language.
In the Southern States where I live this civility is sometimes called gentility. A bit olde fashioned perhapsed but hopefully not outdated as of yet by todays high speed merchandizing.
I would not like to see you banned from this forum.
I hope this helps you Unisol.

Thanks to all for their posts,
Orangetom

yea i understand i kinda talk to much thx for undestanding.but see what i have to go throw...a girl that dosnt want to get engaged and wants a golden necklace...

Originally posted by whitewave
ZZZ: "close the deal"? You silver-tongued dog, you. How DO girls resist such smooth moves? When you pour on the flattery like that, females get weak in the knees. Must learn to tone down the charm to give a girl a chance.

You might try the mating call of the American male: "hey baby, baby. Wink" Followed by "ah, c'mon". Gets us every time.

Ahhh, Whitewave...just WAIT till I get started!

Now listen up Dudes!
Flea markets? Will that lead to sex somehow? I'm not seeing that one. I know some will accuse me of being shallow, but I'm telling the truth of how MOST guys think, right guys? We ARE shallow.


Let's be serious then. What works for me is humor, personality, and being a "silver-tongue" romantical devil. Oh yeah and every once in a while saying "I am gonna sex you up."

Ok...that last one never works.

Let me give 5 quick tips on women for you guys...and it doesn't involve flea markets.

1) Compliment her on her hard work
Too many guys compliment ladies on their eyes, but a woman has no control over that. Do you have any clue as to how much time she put in doing her hair? Admire her handiwork and she'll love you for it.

2) Admire her shoes
Women love their shoes and most guys never notice. Let's face it, most guys don't even match their belt to the shoe color. Notice her shoes and say something and you'll suprise her.

3) Teach her something
Make her think that spending time with you will actually be worth it, so teach her a magic trick, how to get a good parking spot, or anything that you're good at. Teach her anything that she can later use to impress her friends.

4) Talk to her friends
Nothing says "good-bye" faster then a woman who thinks her friend is bored and ignored. Chat it up with both of them to make things easier. Not too much attention to the friend though. Keep it casual.

5) Ask her to tell you something.
A joke, a story, whatever. Most guys want to share their amazing tales, but they hardly ever listen. Show her you're ok with being the second banana and she'll be a happy camper.

If all that fails, then go with the "hey baby" *wink* option. After all...the law of averages states that it will work at least a few times.

zeddicus bravo man...its all so true!
and let me tell u how pissed she was when i didnt know what color her eyes were hahahahahahah wanted to kill me
and yea speaking things like "ima sex u" "or ima get u" these types of jokes slowly work but that depends....but ATLEAST U KNOW THAT WAY SHE WONT PUT U IN THE FRIENDS ZONE!!!
so make sure u make sexy jokes,and compliment her on her looks couse otherwiseshe may start think that u care about her just couse shes ur FRIEND and nothin more...and thats just homosexual):

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If you ask them: a cute guy, who's really funny, and sweet, and has a great personality. The personallity is the most important.

If you could read their mind: Some one who is hot, has a sweet ride, a lot of money, and an attitude that will off my dad.

im funny and i care much but i dont see a ton of girls coming to be my gf's
i dont see even ONE


royal man ur great...im just so happy there are other that know the truth!
WE can say that we like woman that are sexualy attractive
WHY THEY CANT SAY THAT?
theyll just start the personality and girly stuff....
and u know the other difference?
we just want a cute girl that dosnt drive us crazy
but they want the perfect boy that is rich and hase A ESCALADE being 18 eyars old....
the thing is our wants sounds real....theyr wants are just....unspeakable
they want everything and after they have it they want MORE!
its evil i tell ya!
they always want "infinity" of everything but theyll just pretend to be cute and tell they want a nice guy thats understands them......give me a brake
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so im chating with the same girl on skype (yea the one that wants to be only friends and wants golden jewelry)
i was telling her about my uncle in italy and she was always like
"why dont he send me a parfume/pantiies/cash/jewelry
"why dont he sand me a BVLGARI parfume like urs?"
WAIT JUST A MINUTE even if u were my wife/fiancee my uncle cant buy ALL of this!
ur giving me the only friends crap and ur wanting THAT STUFF?
the time i telled her about a friend that works in a jewelry store and makes gold she typed at the monent "how old is her i wanna meet him"
and with SUCH PLEASURE i typed "he has a girlfriend "
really he has
SO dont talk to me that u want a boy who understands u
U WANT A MILIONAIRE BODYBUILDER WITH GOLDEN CHAINS DRIVING A LAMBORGHINI MARCHIELAGO LP640 that will CONSTANTLY BUY U STUFF,LISTEN TO UR.............,AND STILL LET U SLEEP WITH OTHERS....
we guiz just want a girl thats atleast cute and dosnt drives us crazy and dosnt hug others...
BUSTED!

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You guys are so funny! What a brilliant thread!

On a more serious note, here's my two cents:

If I were straight, I'd be looking for a guy that respects me, has priorities similar to mine, and isn't a whiner.

To me, strength of character is more important than strength of body.

yea funny for u atleast...so ur saying that u gonna get engaged with some very ugly and poor buy just couse he talks sweet?u gonna intruduce him to ur friends(girls) and theyll say "o how can u date this abomination" and u gonna say i dotn care i love him?

yesterday i just heard on the street two girl talkin "i wont date that guy did u see how black his skin was?"
and we dont have black people in bulgaria....just light browned skin...
cmon dont lie....dont u prefer the same guy but good looking with nice clothes?AAA LIER!
the girl im telling u about...probably say the same stuff....all the time...know im that guy...yet dates boys who dump her and dont treat her nice IN PERIOD!and im not ugly WTF? i make her feel good and i have looks and money and stuff most guiz dont have on my age ):still she dates boys who DONT HAVE MONEY TO BUY HER A DRINK when they go out...who are infact abominations and dosnt treat her like i do
how about when she dated this muscular guy with chain who looked like hited in the face?he treated her bad and still.....

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Originally posted by Unisol
yea funny for u atleast...so ur saying that u gonna get engaged with some very ugly and poor buy just couse he talks sweet?u gonna intruduce him to ur friends(girls) and theyll say "o how can u date this abomination" and u gonna say i dotn care i love him?

I don't believe she was saying that at all.

She said "If I were straight, I'd be looking for a guy that respects me, has priorities similar to mine, and isn't a whiner. To me, strength of character is more important than strength of body."

She didn't say anything about being ugly or poor and if that's what you think about a guy that meets those basic needs she mentioned, well then...you're wrong. I am neither ugly or poor. I am respectful, have priorities (which meet my spouse's), and I'm not a whiner.

You can also meet all those needs she mentioned and still be in touch with your inner jerk. It's actually quite easy. Many women fall for the jerk type, since it meets their need to change someone as I mention a few pages back.

Your inner jerk connection is strongest when you have an argument and you can tap it like a Jedi using the Force. You simply clear your mind of of all thoughts and then continue to argue. I think I'm a Grandmaster or something.


As for the strength of character issue, people always say to me "you're a character" so I must have that.



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Ok...scratch all that and just follow my 5 steps posted above.

Zedd, I was going to vote you for WATS because of your five steps, why don't you have a WATS button?

haha yea forgot that about woman that likes to change man.
i think i overeacted again sorry wellwhatnow,didnt mean it.
its just that there are not so many good girls i know only bad u know so please dont think bad of me
as for the jerk type ...yea we all have it,its actualy kinda funny but i dont think we should call that....there two types of people inside us
one of a happy trouble free kid optimist
and one grown up sad and untrusting thinking bad man
thats why we get so confuse when we wonder should we forgive someone's mistake

Originally posted by thehumbleone
Zedd, I was going to vote you for WATS because of your five steps, why don't you have a WATS button?

Because I work here (and it's in the fine print on my contract.)

I would settle for the following:
- be kind to animals
- love those around you
- and read my blog every day

Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
1) Compliment her on her hard work
Too many guys compliment ladies on their eyes, but a woman has no control over that. Do you have any clue as to how much time she put in doing her hair? Admire her handiwork and she'll love you for it.

that's right, let her know how it takes hours and pounds of artistically applied makeup to look that way. always nice to remind a woman that when they go natural they are frightening to behold.

Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
2) Admire her shoes
Women love their shoes and most guys never notice. Let's face it, most guys don't even match their belt to the shoe color. Notice her shoes and say something and you'll suprise her.

Admire her shoes, tell her how nice those leapoard pumps look and watch as her face goes from shining hope to "I'm dating a gay guy"
(not that there's anything wrong with that)

Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
3) Teach her something
Make her think that spending time with you will actually be worth it, so teach her a magic trick, how to get a good parking spot, or anything that you're good at. Teach her anything that she can later use to impress her friends.

yeah, chicks dig a guy who can pull a quarter out of their ear. I tried that once and got me a knee in the groin.

Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
4) Talk to her friends
Nothing says "good-bye" faster then a woman who thinks her friend is bored and ignored. Chat it up with both of them to make things easier. Not too much attention to the friend though. Keep it casual.

Nothing says goodbye like a guy chatting up a woman and her friend who will, invariably, start thinking the guy is going to try for the coveted menage a trois. And even if she doesn't think it, at some point in your chatting up her friend, you'll think it and the little brain will take over and you'll say something truly moronic and that will be the end of that.

Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander

5) Ask her to tell you something.
A joke, a story, whatever. Most guys want to share their amazing tales, but they hardly ever listen. Show her you're ok with being the second banana and she'll be a happy camper.

You won't need to ask. If you're lucky she'll stop talking about the shoe sale, the bag sale, work, etc long enough to eat the salad she ordered.


Zedd I'm shocked by these rules. Women are going to read them, think you're serious and some poor schlub is going to wind up hearing about the 5 point plan and his life will be ruined.

You should be ashamed of yourself. If you think I'm not notifying the union, think again. you're going to be penalized for sure.

Originally posted by Crakeur
that's right, let her know how it takes hours and pounds of artistically applied makeup to look that way. always nice to remind a woman that when they go natural they are frightening to behold.

Stay away from the make-up. That's a no-no.

Admire her shoes, tell her how nice those leapoard pumps look and watch as her face goes from shining hope to "I'm dating a gay guy"
(not that there's anything wrong with that)

Men who can match their clothes and appreciate style score sooo much more. You should try it.

yeah, chicks dig a guy who can pull a quarter out of their ear. I tried that once and got me a knee in the groin.

You should have tried a dollar. Cheapskate!

Nothing says goodbye like a guy chatting up a woman and her friend who will, invariably, start thinking the guy is going to try for the coveted menage a trois. And even if she doesn't think it, at some point in your chatting up her friend, you'll think it and the little brain will take over and you'll say something truly moronic and that will be the end of that.

You'll never get the menage unless you attemp the menage. It's an advance technique though. Leave it to the experts.

You won't need to ask. If you're lucky she'll stop talking about the shoe sale, the bag sale, work, etc long enough to eat the salad she ordered.

I didn't say you had to actually LISTEN. Sheesh! A blank stare and a wandering brain work real well, with a few "yeps" for good measure. I like to think about new gadgets I could buy.

You should be ashamed of yourself. If you think I'm not notifying the union, think again. you're going to be penalized for sure.

I don't worry. Plenty of you junior members think you know it all. It's okay.

I guess now I have to give the secret rule that men use most often (but you forced me).

Lie and say whatever it takes.

It's the oft done and never talked about rule. Dammit though...I talked. Hate me now?