Ask... El Pollo Diablo

Oh Great Diablo Pollo ...

Will the man in my avatar every come back reincarnated as another person? Am I his reincarnation? Will I every play like him? And finally ... do you know who he is and what he calls the guitar in his picture?

If you do not know these things you are nothing but a Tyson Drumstick wannabe.

Prove me wrong.

[edit on 9-8-2006 by Fiverz]

Originally posted by inspiringyouth
Alright time for a real question... Chicken Devil I need to know this and I want the truth. In the afterlife what do we find, is there a heaven or a hell? Is there a god or satan, and if so who holds the power that I seek so dearly, and just one more question. How can I be posessed Ive invited spirits in they wont come....

Oh, great and terrible El Pollo Diablo! Hear this petitioner's query. What message shall pass from thee to we?

...

"inspiringyouth, you've asked a question of seriousness. I like it. Not like these other perves asking how to getting into girls locker rooms and stuffs. So, here's the skinnys. Yes theres is a God. No, there is no satanses. God made considerings to this, but after seeings human behavior, God decideds that humanses were bad enough. Nah! I kid about that. There is being creations, which is God, and lifes, which is lowest forms, and everything else in betweens. As for hells, thinks about that one. Worse than behavior on earths? Is that possibles? Don't try to get spirits to enter your bodys. They is nothing special, just different. All is me is a child of the Spanish main who likes to hanging around the swining 2000's. You good enough without extra ether. Here's another secret: most ufos is dimensional entitieses, screwing with everyones. In my days as a little bitty babys there were things like fairies. Now, same thing, just more forms of relevance to modern society. They likes messing around with peoples. So, leave the possessionses alone unless you want to loose all of your hard earned moneys at kino or slots machines. Now, for this losers that I talking through, he being no better than trained monkey. Isn't that rights, Mr. Chips?"

Oh, shut up.

"One other of things. There is heavens, and it can be sees by you on earth. Heavens is when you sees it alls and know that yous is not seperate. Not seperate. Thank you. Come again.

Originally posted by TeH PwNeR
no i just wanna find out if this is real cause i dont el pollo diablo said i live under a bridge and i dont,

Ah, a follow up!

...

"Keeps in minds that the futures is not made in stone blockings, like bridge supports. You have a glimpses. You can changes it. Be masters of yourself. Thank you. Come again."

Easy question. Why are you mowing my lawn?

Originally posted by Fiverz
Oh Great Diablo Pollo ...

Will the man in my avatar every come back reincarnated as another person? Am I his reincarnation? Will I every play like him? And finally ... do you know who he is and what he calls the guitar in his picture?

If you do not know these things you are nothing but a Tyson Drumstick wannabe.

Prove me wrong.

[edit on 9-8-2006 by Fiverz]

Oh, great and terrible El Pollo Diablo! Hear this petitioner's query. What message shall pass from thee to we?

...

"I does not knows who he is. or what's he calls his guitar. Just becauses I watches the world through multiple dimensionses does not means I knows everybody! Jeez! Thats like more than a millions peoples. Do you know a millions peoples? I didn't be thinkings so. But your other questions in parts is easier. No ones is complete reincarnations. Same spirits can flows through many. Mark Twians is being coordinating with at least 17 other peoples right now, but only 3 knows its. Needing reincarnations to have passions is not necessary, but there are somes that will give kicks among pants seats from time to time. The only limits to the greatness of the playing of the five string guitar is yourselfs. Other than said kicks in pantses, you determine greatnesses. I will says this. The same that makes flowing through you is similar to Terry Reid. 'Braves dreamses kindled from asheses, da da..da da da de da dum..." Mans, I loves that song. Thank you. Come again."

Originally posted by intrepid
Easy question. Why are you mowing my lawn?

Um... uh... Hey there! I, uh... Calling El Pollo Diablo! Calling El Pollo Diablo!... Hello? Anyone?

Originally posted by hogtie
Um... uh... Hey there! I, uh... Calling El Pollo Diablo! Calling El Pollo Diablo!... Hello? Anyone?

The Chicken Devil??? wtf

sorry, could'nt resist.

We now resume our normally scheduled thread in progress...

Originally posted by Mechanic 32


The Chicken Devil??? wtf

sorry, could'nt resist.

We now resume our normally scheduled thread in progress...

Hold on. Let me get him.

...

"Ah yes. I knew the naming of me has been giving some troubles. I think I cans be clearing that up. Picture this: sailing the rough waters of a seas tossed by storms, thunderheads above, and a 24 gun frigate abeam. But there be treasurs on board! And who stands at the helming of the ships persuing said frigate of treasure? Captain Nancy Boy? Captain Sissy Pants? No! Es El Pollo Diablo! Avast!

Remember, I was not big on all the killings and rapings. I was more of these what you call 'kindler, gentler' privateers. I say things like 'please' a lots. When that is like me's, I needs a good fearsome names! So there you has its. I am not the satan chicken, or the devil's pet rooster. None of that nonesensical nonsense like things. Thank you. Come again."

Originally posted by craig732
Which came first, the El Pollo Diablo or the huevo de diablo?

I stumped you on that one, huh?

I am retiring from military after 20 years n two weeks. Where will I find a job making good cash to support my family?

Thanks

Originally posted by craig732

Originally posted by craig732
Which came first, the El Pollo Diablo or the huevo de diablo?

I stumped you on that one, huh?

Channelling....

"My pet monkey had just missed your message to mes, so be not angry nor uppity if you pleases! The the great pollo/huevo debate has gone on for such very long times, ands I can most assures you it was the pollo. I can be backing that up with the telling of a jokes, but not on this public of forums, if you take my meaning of things. It is a bit randy. He he he."

Originally posted by Xeven
I am retiring from military after 20 years n two weeks. Where will I find a job making good cash to support my family?

Thanks

Oh, that's a good one. If you don't mind, I'll field this myself. Law enforcement is always picking up good people. Virginia in particular has some well paying areas, and a good state retirement where you can purchase part of your military time as a buy-back for your retirement. I'm assuming you're probably 38, so in another 20 you will be knocking down 2 retirements. U2U me for some area salaries.

...

"Why must you always be assuming? 38? Please. Keep the guessings to me, monkey. Thank you. Come again."

Diablo, will my team finally win the Super Bowl this year? New Qb and all but he's supposed to be pretty good.

Originally posted by intrepid
Easy question. Why are you mowing my lawn?

Hey, you don't mow another mans lawn!

Great Devil Chicken....

Are you related to Gollum?

Well, we're waiting... My team winning the show or not? I have 2 other forums eagerly waiting your response.

hello i am wondering about something do i get a scholarship to college or do my grades collapse in highschool, also i wonder about who i marry is it someone i no

According to my spanish speakin co-worker, he thinks that pollo is used when referring to chicken meat not the actual chicken itself. So technically i think its the devils chicken meat...

lmfao i could be wrong, could a fluent spanish speaker correct my phonics? since this thread is all fun and games, thought id throw that in.

Hey, El Pollo Diablo...

What should I focus on now in my life?

What is my girlfriend's name? (no question too small)

How can I, specifically, change the world.

one question Pollo Diablo


WHY?