So when does the chit-chat start? Right now!

While taking the camel out for a stroll through ATS the other day, I noticed some very fine haiku by two of our LN haiku masters. To read such lovely writing is good for immediate stress relief. I was going to suggest to Jeeves to hang a chalkboard with some colorful chalk by the bar so our masters could write something special just for here. Then after giving it some thought, I decided we would probably end up with some raunchy lines, seriously debauching the fine art of haiku. So I went out and bought the board myself. Just have to find some colorful chalk.

Hey, olaru, MrD and I decided to make a Mexican Christmas dinner this year. Tamales, enchiladas. Mexican pastry. Could I beg a favor and get you to make us up a couple bowls of your delicious pozole?

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I think Jeeves might be in Canada desert. Some of us talk the talk, but If nobody has noticed, looks like he walked the walk. I'm hoping he can come back before there's a wall up north too

Posole! Make mine vegetarian...that sounds amazing

I'm thinking Polish for Christmas this year. My grandmother used to make something called gwumpki - I've been thinking of something not traditional this year too

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Please write some haiku desert - that would be lovely. Even better with color chalk :-)

Hello, fellow members! This post is to alert you to our quadrennial celebration on Inauguration Day. This year it seems fitting that we will have a Russian theme in honor of the occasion. The buffet will include Vlad's Favorite Borscht, Ludmilla's Divine Blintzes, and Kirill's Freshest Caviar.

The bar will serve Russian Screws all day long. I am proud to announce that the Russian Screw is Loung Noir's very own creation for this year's special quadrennial event. Considering that many here will drink to forget, you may decide your own ingredient proportions: Russian Vodka, American orange juice, and Nalivka, a tasty Russian liqueur.

Za zdorovye, Comrades! Our long national nightmare is just beginning!

Fantastic...I'll bring the triangle banjo...and a fresh batch of krok.

Comrade olaru, thank you for contributing music! And the krok is a nice touch, symbolic of how our nation will look after four years of Krump!

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Well, if you can't beat them...



To our Russian Reset Redeux - backwards and forwards? :-)

Funny thing about all this is - if it weren't for our forked up leaders, I'd be all in

Putin and Trump suck rocks - but the rest of us are going to keep on keeping on

:-)

Comrade Spira! How nice you join us with dance! And here is your Russian Screw! Lechaim!

And now, an old Russian proverb..... The thief who stole an altyn (3 kopecks) is hung, and the one who stole a poltinnik (50 kopecks) is praised.

Comrades, we are going to play a game at the celebration. It is called "Who's Dossier Is It?". Everyone gets a dossier on an LN member.... of course, all names have been redacted and photos blurred.... and you get a prize if you can correctly guess who the compromising information belongs to!

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Is the prize a vial of polonium-210?

If there's vodka involved - and I get to win no matter what - I'm in

:-)

desert - I forgot - I'll bring dessert :-)

Nyet, Spira, to polonium. Da, Spira, to vodka, and, da, in the spirit of democracy, we all are winners!

Re bringing dessert. Da to news. Nyet to any Russian Trump porn videos!

Speaking of the Kompromat Trump porn video, Lounge Noir will also be serving a new drink inspired by the news. The "Trump Golden Shower" is a mixture of sparkling lemonade, vodka, and a dash of orange bitters. Pej do dna, comprades! ..... on second thought, eeuwww, that term "bottoms up" should not be used when toasting with any Trump porn inspired drink... nyet, nyet, nyet!..... eeuwww!

Anyone need a drink refill?

Ok, so, while MrD and I were re-watching "The Interview" yesterday.... loved it when it came out in 2014 and still laughing at it.... I realized that if you put a Trump mask on Lil Kim, you get Trump! Narcissisticaly weak and authoritarian loving. And it dawned on me....Trump honeydi#ked America.

Well, because the Trump Inauguration Committee Chairman says inauguration events will feature "soft sensuality" we shall do our patriotic best here to comply! I am thinking we must bring back jello-wrestling for the day, comrades.

olaru, I wanted to obtain a copy of a Trump Kompromat tape to play, but would that type of sensual display be considered soft or hard sensuality? If you have any "soft sensuality" you could loan us for the evening, the LN Inauguration Party Committee would be grateful and would give you a free buffet ticket. Oh, just please be aware that Putin has declared Russian "girls of loose morals" are "undoubtedly the best in the world." We will take this as a friendly challenge by our new friend!

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I think I have some old vhs tapes of the Queen of Pain giving whaaa the business.

Jello wrasslin, I'm really fond of all things citrus especially cantaloupes.

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Well, maybe Russia's loose girls are better than our loose girls (no matter how hard I train) - but that's only because they're doping

Putin also said those behind Trump dossier are 'worse than prostitutes'

It's very confusing. By how much do you figure? Would that be worse than American prostitutes - or Russian prostitutes? I think it must make a difference - snarkwise

That Putin - what a cut up

You know Desert - when I heard that the inauguration events were featuring a soft sensuality - I thought that meant Donnie would be wearing chiffon. If not - no real point in watching. Antique Roadshow it is then

:-)

Here's your free buffet ticket, olaru. I'll be sure to have out the LN vhs player.

Chiffon, Spira? Chiffon? That would be a perfect soft sensuality. You're right, no point in watching if Donnie doesn't wear chiffon. But... what if Rudy shows off his soft sensuality?

"Hello, I'm desert, and I'll be your server today. We have a special drink today, the Pink Pussy Hat. It's a combination of ginger ale, gin, and a dash of grenadine.".... ok, I'm practicing. What do you think of the Pink Pussy Hat, a creation I made just for LN members? Anything I should change? I'm working on presentation.... a specially folded bar napkin?

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Sounds amazing - a dash of Chambord?

So lovely - had a real craving lately. And such a nice color

:-)

Oh, Chambord! Yes, that would be the Pussy Grabber! Gin, ginger ale, and a dash of Chambord. Served with a special "hand" stirrer, which you may keep. Quite refreshing, also. .... the drink, not the grabbing....

You may wish to drop by tomorrow morning, when we will be having a special on the Trump Breath Mint... out of respect for the company, we will not use the original mint's name.... which is a shot of our finest LN vodka with a dash of Giffard Menthe-Pastille. It's enough to wake you up and get ready to seize... grab... the day!

Whew, after today's news, I need a drink. Hey, how about.... a Russian Puppet?! Florida orange juice and Russian vodka, served on the rocks, symbolic of where America has ended up.

Yep, we learned today that we lost Cyber War I to Russia. Drink up, comrades!

To our leader! Yuri The Puppet!