Yo Mama Fight!!!

yeah thanks but i already found out what an innuendo is lol



yo mommas so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

your momma is so dumb....she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

that one was pretty good yo mommas so dumb she jumped out of a building and fell up

Your mommas so old her breast milk is powdered

Your mama's so ugly she makes onions cry :w:

Your Mama is so fat, that she had the fattest baby in history, you!!

Yo momma is soooooo fat.......she jumped up in the air and geeyot stuck!!!!

yo mamma so poor, she has to wear her mcdonalds uniform to church!

yo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!

Jo mamas so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"

Jo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Jo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Jo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.

Jo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.

Yo mamma's like a racecare......she burns four rubbers a night





[edit on 15/2/2006 by SportyMB]

Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born, the midwife slapped her mother

yo mommas so dumb she thought internet spam was free ham! haha

Yo momma is so dumb, someone told her see had a flat tire and she thought she sat on a donut. (Can people really be that dumb?)

lol i really had to think about that one haha but i'm listening to music and i have a lot on my mind so if you think i'm dumb, keep that in mind! lol


stay cool



yo mommas so fat, when she's around who needs a bakery?? lol (if you don't get it..like she has so many rolls...lol)

Yo mama's so fat NASA put a satallite around her.

heres a small selection of what i got.
• Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
• Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
• Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "Oh, what a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah, now let's go bury it."
• Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
• Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make Halloween cookies.
• Yo mama so ugly they didn't even give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
• Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord on her ankle, they put it on her neck.
• Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
• Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn the surveillance cameras off.
• Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
• Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
• Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street people say, "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
• Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
• Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects.
• Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in a strip club.
• Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
• Yo mama so ugly when they took her to a beautician, it took 12 hours for a quote.
• Yo mama so ugly she tried to a bath but the water jumped out.
• Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
• Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen won't date her.
• Yo mama so ugly on Halloween she Trick or Treats via phone.
• Yo mama so ugly she had to drunken her baby to breast feed it.
• Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
• Yo mama so ugly when she sits in sand (like on a beach) cats try to bury her.
• Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
• Yo mama so ugly I heard your dad first met her at the pound.
• Yo mama so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
• Yo mamma so ugly she's just ugly.
• Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
• Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.".
• Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
• Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
• Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
• Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
• Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
• Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out.
• Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!
• Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
• Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
• Your mama's so ugly when she was born there was a brawl in the delivery room about who got to slap her first!
• Yo momma so ugly your dad's breath smells like # because he would rather kiss her ass.
• Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
• Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
• Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
• Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
• Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running.
• o mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

• Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
• Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
• Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
• Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
• Yo mama's so stupid, she broke her neck at a flashing red light.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she took a knife to a drive-by shooting.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
• Yo mama's so stupid, I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
• Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
• Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
• Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"
• Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.
• Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"
• Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
• Yo mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

• Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
• Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.
• Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
• Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.
• Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
• Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.
• Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
• Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.
• Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
• Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
• Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
• Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "Uncle!"
• Yo mama's so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"
• Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
• Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
• Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
• Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.
• Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
• Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
• Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
• Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
• Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
• Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.
• Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
• Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

yo mama so fat it took me 3 days to get around her

yo momma is so old, jesus is in her yearbook!

How about some your Daddy jokes?

Your dad's d*** is so small he pisses on his nuts.

Your dad's so stupid when your mama told him to "F@#$ me silly and make it hurt" he put a clown costume on and threw a brick at her head before he did her.

Yo momma so fat she gotta iron her clothes on the driveway!