Yo Mama Fight!!!

LMAO! This is fun...

Yo Momma so fat, I watched her fall down one time- I didn't want to laugh but the ground was cracking up!

Yo Momma so fat, I was walkin down the street by your house and stepped on a cockroach- Yo momma came runnin out the house talkin' bout, "save the white meat! Save the white meat!"

Yo Momma so UGLY - she sat in a sandbox and a cat tried to bury

Yo mama breff so nasty we don't know if she needs gum or toilet paper.

Yo mama so stank the only dis I want to give her is disinfectant.

Your Momma so dumb- I saw her puttin' make-up on her forehead, when I asked her what she doin' she said "making up her mind"

Your momma so big, she went to the beach and they pushed her back in the water.
Your momma is so big a ho, she doesn't get clap anymore. She gets applause.

Yo moma is such a terrorist even bin ladden is looking for her!

Yo moma is such a Terrorrist even Korea doesn't blow things the way your mama does!

The momma takes a new twist!

I heard these today, lol...

Yo Mama is sooo fat, she's got euros in one pocket, and pesos is the other!

Yo Mama is sooo fat, on a scale of 1-10, she's a 737!

This offends me greatly, you should all be banned...:shk:

Originally posted by laiguana
This offends me greatly, you should all be banned...:shk:

Me too. My feelings are teh hurt.

Your Mama's so fat that the universe has to expand just to fit her in.

Your Mama's so fat that when she took a trip around the world the earth stood straight up on it's axis and stopped wobbling until she was finished.

Yay! Yo mama fight is back!


Yo mama is such a ho that when Santa said "ho ho ho" she showed up in fishnet

Yo mama ass so fat that when I wanted to pick her up from da club, I had to bring a Sikorsky Skycrane helicopta to move dat ass to my backyard (I'd have to do her there, cuz dat ass ain't gonna fit in my mansion LOL )

Originally posted by laiguana
This offends me greatly, you should all be banned...:shk:

Ok ok ok, we'll stop, just don't ban us they're all jokes, yo mama jokes to be exact

Yo mama's an Iguana


Yeah I said it!!

Yo, I reread yo joke about da Rolex and I got it, lol, and its funny, yeah, I know now what a Rolex is cuz I was shoppin fo one, lol


Yo mama such a mama that I am her mama ???? wtf did I just say? lol

yo mama's so ugly she have to sneak up on a glass of water when she thirsty.

Yo Mama so fat...dat when she sat on da cats lap...
Da cat went SlaT!

Now yo mama a sad sack...cuase she has no fat cat, to sit on her lap!

Poor splattered cat...

:shk:

Your mom is so fat...

She made a crepe out of Crepe Suzette.

Now that's fat.

reply to post by Syandos


She's so fat, she made a Spectacle

...out of her eye doctor!

Now that's fat.