Yo Mama Fight!!!

LOL these are hilarious!!!!!!!!!! you guys are pretty gross tho!!!!!!!

Your Mama's so fat that when she crosses the street, cars try so swerve around her, but they run out of gas.

Yo momma so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice

your female parental unit is so overweight that she chased after a school bus screaming TWINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

yo momma so dumb, she saw a sign that said, "airport left" so she turned around and went home

Originally posted by SurfDiveSail
Your Mama's so fat that when she crosses the street, cars try so swerve around her, but they run out of gas.

Excellent! I have one more to add. I didn't see it here so...

You're mamma is so fat.... she has smaller fat ladies in orbit around her.

yo momma soooo stupid she invented a solar powered flashlight

youre moms so so fat that when she goes to the scale the scale says. #e, RUN!!!!!

Your mama is so ugly, that when she was born the doctor held up there new treasure and both of her parents said OK, now lets take it out back and dig a hole for it.

yo mammas so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.

You got those from websites, those I made up

your momma is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost

your momma is so poor when I asked to the toilet she gave me a bucket and leaf

Yo momma so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror.

Yo momma so fat, she has to grease the double doors.

Yo momma so nasty, I asked her whats for dinner she, put her foot on the table and [Mod Edit].


Mod Edit: to remove inappropriate and offensive text. Please remember this is a family friendly site.

[edit on 28-1-2006 by kinglizard]

Yo momma is such a ho her legs are like 7-11....open 24/7
Yo momma is like a birthday cake.......everybody gets a piece
Yo momma's house is so bad that even the roaches carry switchblades

yo moma is so dumb she asked me what letter came after x i said y, she said i
just wanted to know


yo momma so dumb she jumped over a glass wall to see what's on the other side

Yo mamas so hairy they filmed "Gorillas in the mist" in her shower

Yo mamas so dirty i rang her for phone sex and got an ear infection

yo mommas so dumb she thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository!




PS whats an innuendo?

Originally posted by KatieD

PS whats an innuendo?

"Wanna pluck my chicken?"

Hmm...yes, that could be seen as "Innuendo". For a more detailed explanation, ask Google. It's basically just when a phrase or sentence has not-so-subtle "sexual overtones"

Your mommas so ugly, I was stopped as I was leaving the Zoo with her by security guards claiming I was trying to appropriate one of their prize Gorrilas.

Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.



Please, hold the applause!

Yo momma is so fat that the United States Air Force could use her as a M.O.A.B.

Yo momma is so fat, when the all you can eat buffet sees her comin', they close!