If you had 3 questions to ask an alien, what would you ask?

originally posted by: nelloh62

originally posted by: Denoli
1. Do you know a man called Greer
2. Can you take him to planet a planet full of horny bisexual baboons.
3. Repeat step 2

Can they also take Delonge.
And what do you have against the poor baboons

I was going to suggest it but both there egos wouldn't fit in a Starship .

originally posted by: Grimpachi
1. Have you found any signs of intelligent life in the universe?

2. If so, where?

3. Why are you here?

I think YOU answer the first 2 unless we ain't classed as intelligent.

And the third , well they could ask you the same . BOOM 💥

a reply to: Distortion

1- will you take me to your leader
2- why do you probe us
3- how many smarties does it take to fill the whole of Wembley

(1) Is professional wrestling real?
(2) Who are Rey's parents?
(3) Where the eff do my socks go in the dryer?

originally posted by: Spiderj
Okay first the stupid questions:

1) Whoa! You wanna stick a what in my where?

2) I'm asking for the last time; would you creepy little buggers please put on some pants?!

3) I'm sorry did you just say L. Ron Hubbard was right?

Serious questions:

1) What is your home planet like?

2) How many other civilizations do you know of?

3) How long has your race been traveling to other planets?

I'd have many more both silly and serious but hey if we only get three.

Spiderj

forgive me if I'm wrong but I count 6 questions, rules are rules

1) do humans taste like chicken?
2) are those real klingons around ur anus?
3) does captin krik know about them?

1. what was life like in the pre-moon era?

2. who currently controls antarctica?

3. can I haz a lightsaber?

a reply to: Distortion
What music you listening to , what drugs you got , what do you have to eat on your person ?

a reply to: sapien82

You do realize you just responded to a member who hasn't visited ATS in over 9 years, right?

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I do now , thanks !

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: sapien82

You do realize you just responded to a member who hasn't visited ATS in over 9 years, right?

Maybe distortion's 3rd request was granted

a reply to: nelloh62

hahahah mad , my friend just left Scotland to goto Nevada to tour the extraterrestrial highway and to visit the sheahans at groom mine , I told him to be careful and not get abducted by Government or by Aliens

Q1. Can you read minds ? A- yes

No more questions.

a reply to: Distortion

1 Where are you from ?
2 Are you going to eat me ?
3 Is Vogon poetry really as bad as they say ?

1. What's your problem, dude?
2. Are you gonna eat that?
3. I know you are, but what am I?

Why have you left us here with these people?

Can you fix the stupid and mean?

Can I have 100 more wishes or a machine that grants them?

1. If Pete and Repete were sitting on a bench and Pete got off who is left?

2. If Pete and Repete were sitting on a bench and Pete got off who is left?

3. If Pete and Repete were sitting on a bench and Pete got off who is left?

And then they would never bother us again.

1. Do you need money?
2. What is the solution to the Riemann Hypothesis?
3. Do you want to jam?

Reasons: 1: If they need money, then I would tell them about question 2. If they don't need money, then I will take their answer to 2 and I will have money! I bet they have some really cool and groovy beats they could lay down. If they can travel across time and space, solve an unsolvable math problem, then their rhythms would be some bad @$$ poly-rhythm stuff!

But I think I would mostly beg to get off this rock at this point. My question: Can you take me with you? Please? Please!!?? And my three questions would be used up!

If i could ask just 3 questions.


1. How you doing this fine day?
2. Have you tried the deep fried bacon on earth yet?
3. Would like to test drive my car, if i test drive the ship you flew in on?

Other than that, what really is more important that those questions.

How would you like to die?

Are there more of you coming?

Which way did you come from?