If you had 3 questions to ask an alien, what would you ask?

My three questions would be

1. Why havn't you revealed yourself to the entire world?
2. What are you intentions with earth and humans?
3. Can I hang out with you for a while, maybe see your planet?

1. how do u reproduce and will u show us?
2. can we reproduce with u?
3. do our future alien/human hybrid be green?

those are my serious questions.

1. Where are you from?

2. Why are you here?

3. I'd ask if they could leave me with something that they can part with that would prove their existence.

If only if Betty Hill could have kept that book.

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If you had 3 questions to ask an alien, what would you ask?

1. Ok, what is it with cows, wheat fields, and anuses that you find so fascinating?

2. Nice spaceship you got there....sellin' it?

3. How do I drive this thing?

No, seriously....

1. What is your society like?

2. How do you traverse the stars?

3. Have you solved some of the problems that still plague us?

1. Is there a form of existance after death

2. I would ask for a clear explination on how the universe is infinite (as in space/size)

3. I would ask for a glimpse of what another dimension would be like
(or if as a human being, if I even have the ability to experience another dimension is another question)

1) where are you from (planet, time, existence?)
2) what are your intentions, plans, orders for Earth and its human society?
3) Can you give me access to the 97% of my brain thats not being used by some type of new alien technology?

My first question would be: Where are you from? As this would also answer Who are you, and get two for the price of one.

Then I would also ask these next.

Originally posted by Distortion
1. Why havn't you revealed yourself to the entire world?
2. What are you intentions with earth and humans?

Or maybe the last one, I would ask for three more questions.

1) How have you managed not to ever crash a UFO in a major populated city like NYC, Atlanta, LA, or Boston?

2) Will you ever make your race known to humanity?

3) Are you involved with elite members of the world governments? Why?

Can we appropriate ?
Can you show us how too break through dimensions ?
Can we now have sex ?

Hmm I would ask

1. Were are you from?
2. Can I have your spaceship?
3. Is your species male or female, or are you a hermaphodite?

I think those are kind of suitable.....

Do you time travel? If so, tell me next week's winning lottery numbers and who will win the Super Bowl.

Do you have some techno-gadget I can patent and make a ton of money?

Show me your food replicator.


These questions are far more relevant and important than the ones listed so far...

Why did you come to Earth? This would be my first question. The other two questions would depend on the answer to this one, but the second questions would probably be: Are there other civilizations anyghing similar to Earth's scattered amongst the stars?

Depending on the answers to questions one and two, I would probably ask: How can we communicate with other civilizations? But if their answers indicated there were few, or no, other civilizations we could talk to, I might ask: Will you help us outlive our infancy? Of course, if they were good looking aliens I might simply say: Beam me up scottie, there is no intelligent life down here.

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Who are you?
Where are you from?
Do you believe in a god?

1. How many other life dwelling planets are there that you know of?

2. How long have you been observing us?

3. Why are you observing us?

wow lol some of you cant wait till u hook up with an alien

i cant blame you they are pretty lol

1) Why cant humans get past religion?
2) Are the human earth elites whom rule earth; are they moral or immoral in their quest for power? According to your alien ethics of course.
3) Can we borrow your library for a few years ?

1. How did you find the courage to reach out to Humanity?

2. How can we end War?

3. Can I have a picture taken of us that I can give my Mom?

I'd only ask 2 questions and then go from there:
1) Do you mean mankind goodwill?
2) How do we know we can trust you and what you say?

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1)Does your civilisation/or other civilisations you know of practice religion and how do you/they reguard it?

2)Can you explain to me what fundamentals the foundation of your current study of physics is based upon?

3)How can we fix whats we've done here on earth?



[edit on 10-6-2005 by Merkeva]

My Three Questions:


1.) Where do you come from?

2.) How did you get here?

3.) Can you teach me how to travel to your homeworld?


The answers derived from these three questions would tell me enough to direct my inquiries on my own.

1. Are you really the head of the quicky mart?
2. Really?
3. Really???

Or else, if they weren't Simpsons fans or have evolved beyond humor:

1. Why me?
2. Can you please hover a mothership over NY for a couple days to clear up this confusion? - We will deal with it, it will be better for us in the long run.
3. Can you supply me with a cure for all disease if i promise to only use it on myself/friends and family?