What are some of the most craziest conspiracy theories you ever heard?

The idea that Morgellon's Disease was synthetic nano-threads that recieved transmissions from some DUMB, and could send impulses to muscles to control their movement. End result was "They're trying to make a sleeper Army of androids, man!"

This one will prolly annoy the Ustasa, but here goes:

Croatian is not an ethnicity but a cult of murderous rapists that even the Nazi's saw as barbaric.

When I was 15 my estranged father took me in to get to know me one summer. He was an explorer on his free time and would get permits to enter government controlled lands in the Arizona desert. He said he searched for native ruins but I would learn he didnt really caare much for that like he said and it was a cover for something else.

So he got this rare special permit into a canyon surrounded by high mesas and took me for a trip in his 4x4 beat up old truck. This road was treacherous and he almost couldnt make it through anfew sections. The plan was to drive through the whole canyon from one end to the other end. This would take hours to accomplish.

About halfway through the road forked. He looked at his old map and the alternate route wasnt on it. So, we went that way to see where it lead. The road went dowm out of the sun and around rock formation larger than a city park. We rounded the structure and the road turned back upwards and we climbed back into a vantage point.

I spotted a glomt in the sun pretty damn far away and squinted to see what it was. Mind you this was a good 20-30 miles from the nearest interstate highway in the middle of barren lifeless desert. I pointed out the glint and he couldnt see it. He stopped driving after a minute to be able to give the sighting his full attention.

We both freaked out. It was a man in a black suit carrying a briefcase, walking from a flat empty desertland towards a rock formation. I said what is going on? My father said he has no idea and was probably more spooked than me because his voice was a little shaky with fear. The man in the suit looked like he just walked out the front door of his house, not dirty or dusty in the least. There was no vehicle for him there. He looked clean fresh and crisp, full of energy. And at that distance hi looked about the size of the tip of my thumb.

We watched him disappear into the rock formation and my father said there must be a building down there. He didnt want to continue down that road though and almost lost his truck down the side of the road turning it around right there. But then things get hazy and I remember us both freaking out like hey what just happened, both of pretty scared. My memory gets spotty and we are almost back out of there in no time out the same way we entered.

For the rest of the day we didnt say much, it was pretty bizarre. That was the 2nd trip he took me on. First one was much the same but without the crazy difficult terrain or creepy suited men in the middle of nowhere.

I havent told this story since back then. I tried to tell my mother and a few other people when I returned at the end of the summer but nobody would listen to me and treat me like I was telling a tall tale. But after all this time it still bothers me and I wonder if Im missing time or something.

Flat Mars Society.

life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness being obtainable; Without paying any sort of "sin tax".

a reply to: FreeworldBankster

Was that Oak Creek or Oak Flat?, I have never been there but heard stories of weird stuff there (well all of AZ).

I genuinely think there is a portal there, because some macrobiotic life forms are the same as ones endemic here in Australia. They didnt swim there.

Surprised it's not mentioned yet......
The biggest one I've ever heard is that almost 200 million voting Americans all voted for the same man, but through a coordinated and super secret operation involving 1000's and 1000's of people over multiple states and involving every level of government, more than half of those votes were intentionally flipped to the opposing candidate to prevent that current president from ruling another 4 years. To add a cherry on top, not a single person directly or indirectly involved has come forward, of the 1000's of people who would have been needed to coordinate such a caper. Despite 10,000+ hours of YouTube videos, celebrity cameos, and interview upon interview of everyone from cyber experts to teams of lawyers to politicians, not a single judge across the country (in 60ish attempts in multiple states) was willing to entertain even a shred of evidence presented to them. Why? Because every judge presiding over said evidence was also in on the operation, creating a network of of judiciary systems across multiple districts that goes all the way to the supreme Court, all in an effort to prevent a man from putting our country on the right path to success.

If that is not the craziest conspiracy theory on the face of the planet, I will see myself out.

I'd have to go with I believe Saturn or by there at least being a wormhole if I remember correctly.
Either that or the government actually looking out for our best interests