Just wanted to tell a joke

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

UGH!

Just yuck!!! Who in their right mind is eating crow pie? My poor little murder...

If you're declaring war im all ready for ya. lol..


P.S. Is crow pie a thing in the states???

a reply to: SecretKnowledge
I agree! I mean I love chicken but I couldn’t eat a crow !!
There are actually a genus of crows called pied crow. I snapped a photo but our WiFi went out again and I can’t upload it yet.

I pulled this off wiki -

Eating crow is a colloquial idiom, used in some English-speaking countries, that means humiliation by admitting having been proven wrong after taking a strong position. The crow is a carrion-eater that is presumably repulsive to eat in the same way that being proven wrong might be emotionally hard to swallow. The exact origin of the idiom is unknown, but it probably began with an American story published around 1850 about a dim-witted New York farmer. Eating crow is of a family of idioms having to do with eating and being proven incorrect, such as to "eat dirt" and to "eat your hat" (or shoe), all probably originating from "to eat one's words", which first appears in print in 1571 in one of John Calvin's tracts, on Psalm 62: "God eateth not his words when he hath once spoken".

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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?



Put it on my bill

this is considered a joke right??

Happy friday everyone!

a reply to: Havoc40k

Thats not a whatchamacallit, its a thingymajig

Found this in my junk Mail


Have a great day!

a reply to: Havoc40k

No, that's a tool from the big "Tent Sale" at Harbor Freight!

I heard this one the other day and thought it was pretty funny...describing how mad someone was.

...madder than a feral cat on a stick at a Chinese BBQ!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah, I'd heard that one gazillions of times before, I just laughed at the Chinese BBQ derivative.

And now deep thoughts by Jack Handy …

Tricking kids ..



Lil girl I babysit just said .. guess what .. … chicken butt

In a fear driven society the paranoid is king

originally posted by: Terpene
In a fear driven society the paranoid is king

Hope all is well friend

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just making sure you know I still get your hat ..

Cause you know ..

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

I remember this picture from that thread that got dissected.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Heh.. yep. I was like dang it .. that’s a dope photo of me wearing his hat.. and it got pulled off cause it was off topic, which I get it..

Before this thread devolves into a meme thread, I'm spamming you with that funny joke:

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. "I'm the
breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to
take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny -we'll
consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the
Future. Now, think about that, and see if that makes sense." So the little
boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that
the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his
parents room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he
goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole
and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, Son, tell
me in your own words what you think politics is all about". The little boy
replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the
Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is
in deep #".

a reply to: Terpene

I don’t care if it becomes a meme thread. It’s my thread, I asked for innocent jokes cause I’m bombarded with dirty and “reality” of what’s going on. I needed a thread I could come to and have lighthearted jokes to look at. I know it’s dying cause this isn’t what everyone wanted .. it’s what I wanted.

And Well that’s not a joke. That sounds like truth. I asked for jokes so I didn’t have to think too deep about what’s going on around me. You do understand I’m a crazy blue cat .. like I need to get outta my head and laugh or dance.