Just wanted to tell a joke

a reply to: Havoc40k

Hahahaha nice Hope your holiday was enjoyable.



I used a photo I took last night and slapped a joke on it

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

Anyone who believes in telekinesis raises my hand.

There are two kind of people, those that can extrapolate from missing data.

a reply to: Terpene

I called the tinnitus hotline, but it just kept ringing....

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat


"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.


What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.


I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.
So how am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?

Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas.

He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

Aw damn-sorry if that one is skirting the line of acceptability,I don't wanna be a thread killer ;(

What about this one:

How do you turn a platypus into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

a reply to: Silcone Synapse

I don’t think you can kill a joke thread that’s barely alive haha!
Those were great!! And thanks cole younger !

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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro sinko.

An American cat and a French cat both named 1-2-3-4-5 were thrown into a pool, which one swam?

The American cat did because un deux trois quatre cinq!

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

This joke was told to me by my 8 year old nephew.

Whats 2 foot long, brown and sticky?..................... A stick.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I never get these jokes...

a reply to: Terpene

The pun is "cinq" pronounced 'sank'

So the french cat 'sank'

originally posted by: SecretKnowledge
a reply to: Terpene

The pun is "cinq" pronounced 'sank'

So the French cat 'sank'

Yeah, I googled it

Apparently it is quatre = cat cinq = sank.

My french is too good to catch these puns based on wrong pronunciation...

Love these jokes! Give me more!!!

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What do you call a bbq by the pool?

A swim meat.

Good day, good day.


What kind of drink does a frog enjoy most during the summer time?



An ice cold CROAK-a-cola.

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

An ice cold CHOKE-a-cola if any cat touches my crows

originally posted by: SecretKnowledge
a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

An ice cold CHOKE-a-cola if any cat touches my crows

Hahahaha! Nah, I don’t want to be choked, thanks tho.
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I made a meme today but my WiFi is down so I can’t upload the pic yet. I will post when I can !

While y’all wait here’s a zinger....

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a water-melon!

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

It wasn't an offer

If a group of crows is called a murder, and a group is three or more, is two crows together considered an attempted murder?

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secretknowledge-Hahahaha

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

I'll just leave this here



My boys are ready...

I’ll just leave this here ...