My ats Boyfriend and Adventures In Asheville NC

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: JAGStorm
And..........What transpired after the dancing and antics?

Some talking and then I got an Uber.

Well that sounds boring!

So I'll tell you a fun story.
5* hotel, Georgia.
Friend and I just having drinks. (beautiful high end lounge/bar)

Group of drunk businessmen start talking to us, not interested.
One of them pulls his pants all the way down and starts dancing.
Bartender tells him pull em' up, but didn't kick them out.

Then a NASTY old lady comes over and shows us a pic of her Hoo HAw (extra HAw) on her cell phone.
Friend and I vomit and leave.

Not sure what's up in GA but there is some freaky stuff going on there.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
Well that sounds boring!

I've never claimed to be an exciting person.

Hell, I didn't even tip her for her dancing.

a reply to: JAGStorm

That's just Georgia for ya.

originally posted by: AutomateThis1
a reply to: JAGStorm

That's just Georgia for ya.

The more repressed (Bible belt) a place is, the more freaky!!!!

a reply to: JAGStorm

Just ask any pastor's daughter.

Just saw this! Would totally love to do a meet up! Seems like there was talk of Nashville at some point?
Enjoyed the pics (and am loving those claws- wait, how do you do anything, like wipe your butt?).

a reply to: chelsdh

Nashville would be awesome I think, it was talked about.

As for wiping my butt? Ew who does that these days, I need only three seashells.

a reply to: geezlouise

I own a tushy. That’s the classy way to get it done right.

Tushy

a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

lol I was going to go the bidet direction but then I changed my mind and went Demolition Man.

Wow Tushy is the full experience though, butt wipes as well? Yes all the way. Add in a bit of butt bleaching and who needs toilet paper?

originally posted by: geezlouise
Nashville would be awesome I think, it was talked about.

I'm down for Nashville.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Awesome!

If you, Chels, Automatethis1, zosimov and I can meet up in Nashville this next summer that would be an amazing starting group, and hopefully we can attract others too. I'll work on a new thread for that.

originally posted by: rickymouse
Neither of you look like what I expected you to look like. AutomateThis1 doesn't look at all like his avatar, and neither do you. I on the other hand look sort of like my avatar...

Ummm your avatar kind'a looks like dookey-on-a-stick. I 'was' waiting for someone else to point that out.

originally posted by: Snarl

originally posted by: rickymouse
Neither of you look like what I expected you to look like. AutomateThis1 doesn't look at all like his avatar, and neither do you. I on the other hand look sort of like my avatar...

Ummm your avatar kind'a looks like dookey-on-a-stick. I 'was' waiting for someone else to point that out.

Yeah, it sort of does look like that.

Nashville.

Except for the main strip, what a #hole.

Nashville: Where you can ride a multi-person pedal-powered wagon/cart while simultaneously drinking straight from a keg.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: geezlouise
Nashville would be awesome I think, it was talked about.

I'm down for Nashville.

Do you even own a pair of #kickers?

a reply to: Liquesence

You sound mad. Are you mad? Cause if you are mad, well then... I hope you feel better.

originally posted by: geezlouise
a reply to: Liquesence

You sound mad. Are you mad?

Nope, not at all. Or, only as a hatter.

Why would I be mad about pedaling a wagon around town while drinking from a keg on tap?

originally posted by: Liquesence
Do you even own a pair of #kickers?

No. I'm a Versace label whore.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
Do you even own a pair of #kickers?

No. I'm a Versace label whore.

I'm a Gucci/LV manchild myself (that seems to be what Kim and Cardi dig), but want to make sure you fit in when in Rome Nashville.

a reply to: Liquesence

Look, I'm good with all of those as long as it's your own hard earned money and not you waiting for someone else to pick up the tab.