My ats Boyfriend and Adventures In Asheville NC

originally posted by: AutomateThis1
Noted lol.

Yeah.

Also keep her away from hookah bar windows and cops.

originally posted by: geezlouise
I have some ATS girlfriends too, some of the most female of all females of all of ATS who I absolutely adore and worship.

TeeHee. Thanks.

a reply to: Singe2112

FYI, the Grove Park always hosts the Gingerbread competition from Thanksgiving through the holidays, not sure what the current status is with COVID, but it's usually very cool to check out with the kids, and you can usually see them being built on Food Network, lol.

I would love to see the gingerbread competition. Years ago Disney had something like that at the Grand Floridian.
It was really cool.

We aren't planning on going anytime soon, but hopefully when things calm we can start checking off the list.

a reply to: zosimov

Next time you travel outside your hovel, be sure to save up some pocket change for a hot pretzel and draught beer.

Clean clothes are a plus too.

a reply to: FlyingFox

I'm not the topic

I wish i could meet a girl, and one as pretty as you, on a site like this. Or anywhere for that matter.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

LOL, I'd like to do to him what I did to that window. The cop can still watch.

a reply to: Michigan72

You're too kind! But I like it, star for the stroking of the ego.

I thought I was destined to be alone tbh, but now I think he's my destiny (as cheesy as that sounds, but been watching The Witcher again lol). One day you'll meet your destiny too, I'm sure of it.

a reply to: geezlouise

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

LOL, I'd like to do to him what I did to that window. The cop can still watch.

a reply to: Michigan72

Ok for all us bored folks at home, what's the scoop?
Windows, cops, mistaken identity, we need to know more!
You gona leave us hanging like that?

originally posted by: JAGStorm
Ok for all us bored folks at home, what's the scoop?

I was outside the shop having a cigar and Geez jumped up into the front window area and gave me my own private erotic dance.

Except it wasn't private since about 50 people, including a cop, walked past and commented on the antics.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: JAGStorm
Ok for all us bored folks at home, what's the scoop?

I was outside the shop having a cigar and Geez jumped up into the front window area and gave me my own private erotic dance.

Except it wasn't private since about 50 people, including a cop, walked past and commented on the antics.

Did the cop at least slip a dollar bill somewhere?
Either way I still call that a win on your behalf.

originally posted by: Brotherman
Did the cop at least slip a dollar bill somewhere?
Either way I still call that a win on your behalf.

No, but she did say something like, 'Is dat yo gerfriend? Because if she aint yous bout to get lucky tanight', and then she clubbed me like a baby seal with her nightstick.

One part of that sentence is true, you decide which.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Brotherman
Did the cop at least slip a dollar bill somewhere?
Either way I still call that a win on your behalf.

One part of that sentence is true, you decide which.

I have already expressed before, without that info it sounds like a win on your behalf.

a reply to: JAGStorm

What Augustus said.

We were at a hookah bar with petervlar- I was a little drunk and I can get goofy and sometimes I hump things (as jokes, not being really serious, making fun of myself- I envision myself as a female version of borat or tom green or something when I do things like that). Always been like that, probably part of my trauma making fun of sex.

Anyway so there was this giant wall window looking out into the street and a really good sexy song came on, so I went over and started dancing and pressing parts of myself against the window. Everybody inside was hollering and hooting at me. The passerby's on the street paused to watch, one was a cop.

a reply to: geezlouise

Did you leave your drink alone with Augustus?!!!

originally posted by: geezlouise
...I was a little drunk...

You were alotta drunk.

originally posted by: geezlouise
a reply to: JAGStorm

What Augustus said.

We were at a hookah bar with petervlar- I was a little drunk and I can get goofy and sometimes I hump things (as jokes, not being really serious, making fun of myself- I envision myself as a female version of borat or tom green or something when I do things like that). Always been like that, probably part of my trauma making fun of sex.

Anyway so there was this giant wall window looking out into the street and a really good sexy song came on, so I went over and started dancing and pressing parts of myself against the window. Everybody inside was hollering and hooting at me. The passerby's on the street paused to watch, one was a cop.

I would've gave you a dollar, if you had glitter stuff on and smelled like cotton candy tip increases exponentially, js.

a reply to: JAGStorm

Many times.

Lol, but nah he was outside smoking his cigar and he's the reason I went over- to get his attention and make him smile.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: geezlouise
...I was a little drunk...

You were alotta drunk.

And..........What transpired after the dancing and antics?

Seriously people, help me, the Packers are on and it's miserable outside and even my dog
is taking a nap!

originally posted by: JAGStorm
And..........What transpired after the dancing and antics?

Some talking and then I got an Uber.