originally posted by: Baablacksheep
Joe and Mr Mellon.
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Seeing as no one else appears to have taken one for the team. Here's a synopsis of Rogue One v Mellonman....
□ Mellonman seemed to suffer with a respiratory problem. Sounding like Darth Vader throughout the interview. However, he wisely stopped short of
asking Joe if he knew who his father was?
□ Pointed out how Joe is actually a comedian. Whereas Chris wanted to be known as a real stand up guy.
□ Chris knows someone who knows someone who knew someone who told them that Bob Lazar was raided by the FBI. Not once, but twice, for being in
possession of and trading in false narratives.
□ Has been told UFOs interfere with nuclear facilities. So had his own bunker built just in case. However he doubts fellow Americans would use it in
an emergency as they would want to "..exercise their constitutional rights".
□ Would not comment on whether Dravid Favor has had a sponsorship deal with Ferrero since 2004.
□ Says he was abducted by aliens when he was a teenager. But they were careful and used plenty of lubricant. Thinks others were not treated as
carefully due to mix up of supplies.
□ Declared many credible people are credible because they tell him things that he believes. Which makes him credible when he tells this to people
that believe him. Incredibly.
□ Thinks the Travis Walton story is compelling. Especially the bit about him earning $2500 in a Newspaper Competition. Which he finds very
believable.
□ The Benny Hill Story is one of the reasons he got into this subject.
□ Doesn't believe aliens are involved in cattle mutilation but has been told Ronald McDonald definitely is.
□ Announced "Roswell is rea!" Joe proved it showing maps on the internet that show you how to get there.
□ Talked about Jacques Vallee. How he's not really French. He's a Scotsman called Jock Vollay putting on an impressive Gallic accent. Fun fact, Jock
was also Leslie Nielsen's stunt double in the Naked Gun movies.
□ Declared the GoFast video as the best thing he's ever seen in black and white. Admitting he'd never watched Laurel and Hardy, played chess or seen
a zebra in real life.
□ Told the story of how Bill Clinton wanted to know the truth about alien life. So they told him to announce life had been found in a meteorite from
Mars. But then Monica Lewinsky was recruited to take his mind off things until everything was slowly blown away.
□ Said he'd tried remote viewing. But it eventually would mean he had to wear glasses. Joe interjected saying it was probably something else that
caused Chris's eyesight to fail.
□ Agrees Bob Bigelow is dumb for spending money on paranormal research and not sharing. Claiming if he'd put his money into a cure for baldness then
at least he'd have a good reason to only use it on himself and keep it from everyone else.
□ Joe pondered if Bob really did have a cure for baldness, citing that all of Bob's close friends aren't bald and even asked Chris if he could
introduce him to Bob.
C'mon did you really think I listened to that?