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This is Deep

Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie, a fantasy we create about
People and places as we'd like them to be but you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding, and it's that man you fought with
This morning, the same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love

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a reply to: Crosswinds

At night all the cats are grey, but some are greyer(zer).
The recipe is a secret!

Do you ever wonder if a drug dog touched its nose to a sheet? Poor thing. It probably would become conscious of the universe. That's oddly something I dont wish on an unsuspecting animal.

a reply to: sine.nomine
They would become like cats...
Or
Never bite the hand that feeds you?

Isn't it weird how you see 10 feet away and one inch away at the same time, but neither things are technically happening at the same time. Furthermore nothing you experience is in real time?

If you choose your pronouns as "we" and "us" then nobody can accuse you of wrong doing without accusing themselves. Otherwise it's a hate crime.

Donnie darko has some free. time. hints. We should not be concerned about us doing the wrong thing they will not notice anyways...

I wonder if professional wrestlers never wear their belts because no standard belt loops could possibly accomodate a championship belt. I haven't watched professional wreslting for awhile, but I wondered if a company would ever come out with a line of extremely large belt hoops just for them. Then I wondered what the shame would be like feeling wearing that after not having a belt.

So I propose comically large belt buckles so they can choose their own belt and still wear it awkwardly.

New Zealand Wedding Haka

From what I understand, correct me if I am wrong.

The family of the Bride is sending a warning to the Groom that he must treat their Princess with respect or else, the groom responds with his own threat that yes, I will treat your Princess with respect, and I demand respect also.



Just Beautiful

originally posted by: sine.nomine
I wonder if professional wrestlers never wear their belts because no standard belt loops could possibly accomodate a championship belt. I haven't watched professional wreslting for awhile, but I wondered if a company would ever come out with a line of extremely large belt hoops just for them. Then I wondered what the shame would be like feeling wearing that after not having a belt.

So I propose comically large belt buckles so they can choose their own belt and still wear it awkwardly.

That is the best post I've seen on ATS in a least a week. I can envision it perfectly.

When you lose a limb it's called dismemberment. If you add a prosthetic, is it rememberment? Once I thought of it, I cant forget it... I just keep remembering.

a reply to: sine.nomine

It makes sense... All the stories of transplantation and subsequent memories, seemingly from the donor...

No wonder Frankenstein was such a mess.

Rememberment it is!

a reply to: sine.nomine

So you just pulling these off the internet? If not full on kudos

originally posted by: ColoradoJens
a reply to: sine.nomine

So you just pulling these off the internet? If not full on kudos

This is the random thread. These are literally my random thoughts.

Thanks for the kudos.


ETA: That last one came from me talking about dismemberment insurance to a friend. He jokingly said rememberment because it sounded funny and we joked about what limbs we'd add. The prosthetics and the last part about remembering it was my reply. So, thanks, Tom.

This is for the factory workers out there. Just something I've noticed.

Forklift drivers are like suburban housewives. They just drive around watching everyone and occasionally stop by to trade gossip.

ETA: The wrestling one came after watching an episode of ridiculousness on youtube and a WWE woman was holding her belt in the air. And I figured a superbowl ring was actually worn...

Dark black ominous clouds.



Kinda strange.....as if in a dream.

a reply to: Tulpa

Waking up to the storm ahead...

My father thinks I'm insane, and maybe he's right. But even he has a ufo experience. He witnessed a V shaped light formation that behaved in a strange way. I saw a hovering amber light on a flight from Jamaica to I think Denver.

I also saw a blue light in the sky with my former girlfriend acting erratically then flashing and disappearing. We ended up still driving down the interstate but it was about an hour and a half later...

Damn aliens.

I imagine the inventor of the alp horn had an incredibly angry wife.

It boggles my mind to hear people talk about America when they mean the USA.
Anyways...
Is it time to rename the United States of America?

I propose the Isolated/Quarantined States of America...