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Traditional western weddings are the only events I can think of where people yearn for a dance to stop.

Ever get so angry that you check your knuckles first to make sure they arent broken already? Maybe I should see an expert....

What happened to Steve Fossett ?

Sometimes I wonder if we ever really die. After five deaths, I wonder if I just choose an alternate reality in which I go on. It's probably brain matter, but I wonder if it's soul cost... Anybody else ever die? Death seems to attract me... First time I died I was 3... I've made it a few decades since then. Or did I? I still believe in reincarnation, but reincarnating in yourself might be hell.

a reply to: sine.nomine

Maybe we die when we are ready...

originally posted by: NoConspiracy
a reply to: sine.nomine

Maybe we die when we are ready...

A giant bed!
Immeasurable by metric or imperial and I should need a weeks sleep on that before a true enough answer arrives at this station.

Why are farts round?

Osmosis!

'Nuff said.

I was going to say...

Acute and Aggravated Ocular Rectitus stemming from mass COVID-19 Cranial Rectal Inversion leading to Global Anti-establishmentarianism!

...but I thought that one might have already been covered.

ETA - So I put it in my signature line instead.

Quick question. . .

If you had to choose between saving all the politicians on Earth or eat a taco, would you have chicken or beef?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Chicken; I had beef tacos last night.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Cordon-bleu

a reply to: NoConspiracy

There never was a more deserving submarine Captain.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Quick question. . .

If you had to choose between saving all the politicians on Earth or eat a taco, would you have chicken or beef?

Beef tongue (lengua) tacos. There is nothing better on earth.

Disregard. Angry rant. I rescind.

a reply to: Tulpa

make sure the concrete shoes fit well, when the meeting is scheduled.

Small birds are not to be trusted.
They never read newspapers and cannot spell, ruining the crossword and rarely with a pencil.

What if all flying saucers are flown by cats? I mean come on, why does it have to be little green/gray dudes?

What if all cats are in on it? Their ears function like little parabolic dishes, listening for signals from their mothership. Their tails act as antennas. The whiskers? Signal augmenters.
Don't even get me started on those glowing eyes. Not of earth.

The chair is against the wall. Repeat...

The chair is against the wall.

Where does the word fart come from, we were wondering that today. Chestnuts make you fat loud and proud.a reply to: DBCowboy