Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season III

a reply to: dashen

What would these things be without touching?

a reply to: dashen

My Sunoco just started doing a delightful teppanyaki.
I plan on bringing the kids there just as soon as they get rid of the homeless, meth head, transvestites that hang out by the restrooms.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: dashen

My Sunoco just started doing a delightful teppanyaki.
I plan on bringing the kids there just as soon as they get rid of the homeless, meth head, transvestites that hang out by the restrooms.

Why? Those are the role models kids need.

I mean look how DB turned out.

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: dashen

My Sunoco just started doing a delightful teppanyaki.
I plan on bringing the kids there just as soon as they get rid of the homeless, meth head, transvestites that hang out by the restrooms.

Why? Those are the role models kids need.

Agreed. Instead of letting the kids meet up by the restroom to buy meth from homeless trannies, a REAL, responsible parent would go with, to make sure they're doing it right.

Geez.

originally posted by: mamabeth
He also liked the cheeseburgers and milkshakes I made
as well.

I bet those brought all the boys to the yard back in the day, Mama.

This was totes worth the wait. Thanks AugustusMasonicus and CriticalStinker made my night with this. Think millennials are bad, wait until the zoomers start filtering in.

originally posted by: AutomateThis1
This was totes worth the wait. Thanks AugustusMasonicus and CriticalStinker made my night with this. Think millennials are bad, wait until the zoomers start filtering in.

As a millennial... I feel far superior to zoomers.

I still remember the days before internet.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

But post-cursive.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

I still remember the days before internet.

That's a myth passed down by the elders of yesteryear.

The internet has always been around.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: CriticalStinker

But post-cursive.

We've been over this... I don't need cursive.

It's for old people too lazy to pick up their writing utensil in between letters. If I could write, I would separate that chit.

originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: CriticalStinker

I still remember the days before internet.

That's a myth passed down by the elders of yesteryear.

The internet has always been around.

Kind of.

So the first form of internet is plumbing . Every time you sit down on the commode, you're really dialing into an intricate network of all humans. Once you hit the upload switch, you send your genetic data.

It is possible to download from said network, but not recommended.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Just ask an old person about party lines. Apparently that was was the internet before dial up.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

As a plumber....,

Yes..

a reply to: CriticalStinker

The internet is a series of tubes.

BREAKING!!!! WATCH THIS SPACE FOR A POSSIBLE EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

BREAKING!!!! WATCH THIS SPACE FOR A POSSIBLE EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

AND SO IT BEGINS....

originally posted by: IAMTAT
AND SO IT BEGINS....

I've landed a coup of an interview. Just waiting on the answers to come back.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Rumors are that it'll be near 5pm eastern time.

a reply to: DBCowboy

If we're all not dead by then.

Hopefully I can procure some TP in time.