Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season III

So when's the first interview for Season 3 going to be posted?

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Probably never at this rate.

Questions have been sent to the next victim. They are possibly even stupider than any of my previous ones.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Questions have been sent to the next victim. They are possibly even stupider than any of my previous ones.

The victim or the questions?

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Yes.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's been 10 days now.

Hope they didn't get the Wu-Flu.

a reply to: watchitburn

Perhaps Coronavirus, itself, is the next interviewee for AM?

AM: So, fecal transmission... how'd that one play out?
CV: I felt strained, but everything came out solid in the end.

AM: How have you not infected DBCowboy by now?
CV: Bad luck, I guess. I tried hiding on all the surfaces a normal person comes in frequent contact with around him, you know... eating utensils, his toothbrush, the door handles at the gym, the underside of the bar of soap in his bathroom, his own toes... he must have a sixth sense for noticing and avoiding hiding microbes or something, because he never touched any of those surfaces all the days I was waiting to ambush him there.

originally posted by: watchitburn
It's been 10 days now.

Hope they didn't get the Wu-Flu.

They've been on, today was when I requested to have the questions back so we'll see.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"Q" never mentions Toilet Paper and Water. You should get some for your ball game ahead of schedule.

I heard on the radio today that Costco in Washington Sate has a run on Toilet Paper and Water. Shelves are bare and empty.

Will our savior Bill Gates Universal Vaccine Digital ID2020 in play?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: watchitburn
It's been 10 days now.

Hope they didn't get the Wu-Flu.

They've been on, today was when I requested to have the questions back so we'll see.

"Requested" sounds a little passive.

a reply to: IAMTAT

He offered me free booze.

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: IAMTAT

He offered me free booze.

He must like you.
In exchange for an interview, he offered to not sacrifice my dog to Cthulhu.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Still waiting. Person hasn't posted in two weeks.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hope it happens.
I always enjoy them.
We all do.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Were they investigating the clintons?

Sounds like an interesting upcoming date between you two... free booze...

Now I get the softball part

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: IAMTAT

He offered me free booze.

He must like you.
In exchange for an interview, he offered to not sacrifice my dog to Cthulhu.

To be fair, it wasn't actually a sacrifice to Cthulhu.

It was to Cthulhu's lesser cousin Jeffery.

All Jeffery does is create universe's where raisin bread only comes with nuts. And it's always pecans.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Truly the most nightmarish hellscape

originally posted by: Oleandra88
Sounds like an interesting upcoming date between you two... free booze...

Now I get the softball part

The "Softball" part has more to do with BATS, rather than BALLS....well,...if you're a dude...actually both.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Still waiting. Person hasn't posted in two weeks.

Mystery solved.

Perhaps. lol