Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season III

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wish I could say this thread is back by popular demand, but it isn’t. It was really just the same three pain in the ass members asking me over and over and over again to restart it but to be honest I don't want to talk to any of you. Ever. Plus, the hassle of the PM system being broke made it inherently harder. I’m a Mason and that equals: lazy. However, being the weak-willed person that I am I finally caved from constant nagging. To get this started off in memorable fashion I’ve recruited one of the site’s most prolific content contributors. He’s got all of you connecting dots and shoving your heads down rabbit holes salivating in anticipation of the big payoff at the end of the Q threads. Please welcome the master of the meme, Dashen. Thanks for joining us today, let’s get right into it…

You're very brave to get these messages out to the people.

originally posted by: Oleandra88
So sad the camera is pointed away...

LOL, I didn't even notice that.

a reply to: watchitburn

For the record, I'm not feeling suicidal.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Great interview with Dashen! I was happy to see this thread today!

a reply to: Night Star

Glad you enjoyed it, as a survivor yourself hopefully you can console him in his fragile state.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
But you expect us to find the hidden message like watchitburn did? BTW cleverly hidden and good find @watchitburn

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I like company.
Im very friendly

Yuss!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I was engrossed. Completely immersed even.
I could smell the bourbon, human flesh, and shame. As I was being floored consistently by these revelations, and thought my brain could spare no more neurons to comprehend, my jaw dropped at this detail:

"2nd amendment related interpretive dance"

Not only is my curiosity piqued beyond imagination, I can only wonder why we have not heard of this before as it seems very much pertinent to the goings on of ATS.
Much can be learned from this.
My commendations on your journalistic acumen sir.

I think George Dickel sour mash would be more appropriate for this thread.

Thanks for the 2 stars but I have rethought that comment.
Maybe this thread deserves Evan Williams.

a reply to: CharlesT

Well, you know what they always say...
"A little Dickel can put a tickle in the pickle..."

Or maybe that was the drunk that sat at the end of the bar at the joint I used to work at?

After all the Dickel, it gets a little hazy.

Cheers.

a reply to: Gravelbone

I've got a picture of said interpretive dance

a reply to: AutomateThis1

This, but with guns...

a reply to: AutomateThis1

My hope in humanity has been restored.
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
Danke schön.

Thae arrangement of the boofs and the fearless boofing was amazing.
Top notch high class use of superior breeding.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

0 egomania in this thread whatsoever.
SMH
Holy full of yourself batman!
I like hardball.

At least this one began with an entirely new thread, versus the 100000 page other two threads.

Maybe the point was to rival the Q threads.

But my clock says I'm late.

a reply to: DrumsRfun

I have other types of mania too....

a reply to: dashen

Wrestlemania??

a reply to: DrumsRfun

Close, hulkamania

Uh..brother