posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 05:10 AM
I should make it clear that while I've had many cats over my life, none were younger than 6 months of age, so the high energy levels and intense
curiosity of 2 month old kittens is very new to me. They're utterly adorable beyond words most of the time, but their Crazy Time Witching Hour runs
between 3 and 6 am.
This doesn't jive well with getting any semblance of uninterrupted, restful sleep.
Their overnight standard Crazy Time MOS includes:
Play-fighting under the bed and thus thumping & bumping all over the place. Loudly.
Getting in the laundry hamper and unable to jump back out (it's tall, they're tiny) and crying about it until I get who ever's in it out myself.
Squeezing in behind the dresser or armoire and play-fighting behind them. Ungodly amount of thumping & bumping noise.
Getting in to every god damn thing on hubs' desk, tramping the keyboard, somehow managing to reboot the computer multiple times trampling said
keyboard, batting the pull chains on the lamp around, batting the mouse off the desk, etc, etc. It's a vast expanse of fun s# to them < sigh >
So is playing with every cord they can find. They're especially fond of phone charger cords.
Getting into the window blinds (they're thick 2 inch slats, so they bang around) AND batting the pull cords around. Those wooden pulls on the ends are
AWESOME toys.
Getting on and off the bed. Repeatedly. The bed is somewhat high up, and they usually can't make the jump, so they climb other nearby furniture to get
there, or any clothes hung on the footboard finials. Then they jump back down and do it again. And again. And again.
I got so sick of it last night that I put them in the spare room where their stuff downstairs is (second litter box, extra food & water, toys, etc)
and shut the door. They kept me up all night long and I had human toddler midnight adventure flashbacks, I needed to SLEEP. They immediately got to it
with the toys and I doubt even noticed the door was closed for a few hours.
Right now, they're pooped out. One's sleeping on hubs' slippers, the other is sleeping on me here. That, ladies and gentleman, is my cue to get some
meager sleep hours in XD