Squirrels are CIA agents

a reply to: Lumenari

De thread away my friend! just keep your eye out for the Squirrels. their up to something!

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: MisterSpock

Of the two, I find that squirrel tastes better.

Although robin breasts make a pretty decent version of a lark pie, if done right.

TMI, perhaps?

WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!

Next thing you'll say is that your or my great great relatives from West Virginia chewing on Willow Bark for the Aspirin quality..

I've two big willow trees on my property that I use the new shoots of for just that... LOL

Sorry to out myself as a hillbilly!

Although I think they learned it from the Native Americans.

Lol.. hahaha

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a reply to: MisterSpock

I am also Italian...It in our DNA to shoot robins on sight.

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: MisterSpock

I am also Italian...It in our DNA to shoot robins on sight.

Also to eat a lot of carbs really late at night and throw things into the river.

But hey, whaddya gonna do about it.

a reply to: Bigburgh

Don't tell me this dude is sitting in a tree stand covered in piss waiting on that son of a itch Robin to fly by, I love it LoL

a reply to: MisterSpock

You frigin mind reader!!! I need to stay in shape for work but..YES, I can't restrain myself from the late night NY carb fest.
Pizza and pasta. the chicken finger sub, the chicken wings!!1 I am shameless! from here on out..I will only eat Robins!!

The acoustic Kitty..

Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Central Intelligence Agency Directorate of Science & Technology, which in the 1960s intended to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies. In an hour-long procedure a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull and a thin wire into its fur.[1] This would allow the cat to innocuously record and transmit sound from its surroundings. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation.[2] Victor Marchetti, a former CIA officer, said Project Acoustic Kitty cost about $20 million.[3]

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Do you still trust those Squirrels??

The acoustic Kitty..

Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Central Intelligence Agency Directorate of Science & Technology, which in the 1960s intended to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies. In an hour-long procedure a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull and a thin wire into its fur.[1] This would allow the cat to innocuously record and transmit sound from its surroundings. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation.[2] Victor Marchetti, a former CIA officer, said Project Acoustic Kitty cost about $20 million.[3]

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Do you still trust those Squirrels??

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: MisterSpock

You frigin mind reader!!! I need to stay in shape for work but..YES, I can't restrain myself from the late night NY carb fest.
Pizza and pasta. the chicken finger sub, the chicken wings!!1 I am shameless! from here on out..I will only eat Robins!!

A nice hand tossed pizza, with robin meat, olives, onions, peppers and a bit of feta on it.......3 nights a week. It's some form of italian diet.

I'm sure you could handle it.

a reply to: MisterSpock

Just change out the Robin for some WNY possum and that sounds like one hell of a roadkill Greek salad. Add banana peppers and black olives..Good eatin

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: MisterSpock

Just change out the Robin for some WNY possum and that sounds like one hell of a roadkill Greek salad. Add banana peppers and black olives..Good eatin

Sure, you have the little lady cook it up and a nice bottle chilled and I'll stop by.

I hope you have a spare bedroom, I might stay a few days.

a reply to: MisterSpock

If we're doing pizza.. lay down some olive oil on the crust with a Romano Feta base. top that with tomato,onion,pineapple. sprinkle some Mozz on top..enjoy your orgasm.

a reply to: Sabrechucker

Around here I think there must be glitch in the system because most of them are suicidal squirrels (is that a band name?). They run right out in front of your vehicle; sometimes it is a decision between swerving off a cliff and killing yourself or just put the brakes on and hope for the best. Freaking CIA squirrels with their head full of nuts.

a reply to: MisterSpock

The little lady left me 2 days after Xmas....Fiance of 7 years. Apparently my line of work caused her too much stress,LMAO
I was pretty torn up for a bit but..F# her. You knew who I was and bailed when it got hot...Gods way of telling me she's not the one

a reply to: Onlyyouknow

Those crazy half rats do that.. hey car F with me..I'l beat you out! then doink!

If the Suicidal Squirrels isn't a band name by now. someone missed out

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: MisterSpock

The little lady left me 2 days after Xmas....Fiance of 7 years. Apparently my line of work caused her too much stress,LMAO
I was pretty torn up for a bit but..F# her. You knew who I was and bailed when it got hot...Gods way of telling me she's not the one

Well, if she was Italian too, those are hot blooded. Only a matter of time. Nothing a good pizza and a bottle of wine can't fix.

a reply to: Sabrechucker

The CIA’s Most Highly-Trained Spies Weren’t Even Human
As a former trainer reveals, the U.S. government deployed nonhuman operatives—ravens, pigeons, even cats—to spy on cold war adversaries

www.smithsonianmag.com...

Beware..They seec EVERYTHING

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Cia has pigeons ready to land next to Maduro and explode. All dead within 15 foot radius.

Just do it, CIA!

a reply to: carewemust

The MQ-9 is severely under used. Accuracy issues or lack of intent?