There Will Be Blood- ATS Rap Battle

a reply to: Macenroe82

Whats this another person using computer for raps
Aww how cute its too hard for you chap
but dont feel to bad Ill take down all of these fools
to me your just another ATS tool

I dont mean no insult its just a matter of fact
No one can keep up when I go on the attack
Look at the verses I spew in just minutes
while all these other jokers need time to get in it

Put down your generator and try to make an rhyme
whats the worst that could happen, you'll waste your time?
Well lets be honest your probably not doing much other than this
Welcome to ATS where we all come just to b***h

a reply to: underwerks

Underwerks how ya doin, its been a while
I think last time you called me a pedophile
But no hard feelings i didnt like judge moore
I found him homophobic and something of a bore

Im surprised your here and not out on the street
Screaming to the sky bout trump and smoking your weed
I know you lack rap skills, but you are not alone
and no on expects much from a guy whose probably stoned

Consider yourself another person defeated
you ran into Grambler and hes kinda conceited
But if you were me you probably would be too
Im an ATS legend, its time you get a clue

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Hey its that guy with the pic from archie bunker
And who would have thought, another post that was a clunker
The name of the thread was there will be blood
but you come in and just post another dud

Try to keep up its not that hard
At least not for me the master rhyming bard
I travel thread to thread dropping tales of logic
and Ill never stop until all the fools finally got it

Its interesting that you like dave chappelle
He'd look at your posts and say "what the hell"
Your like the rick james of this message site
cept your drug is getting beat down by me every night

a reply to: The GUT

Hey GUT your the last to attack for a while
It may hurt your feelings cause we are sorta pals
But even friends get whats comin when they get in my way
A rythmic beat down comin all day

You discuss something gross about bustin a nut
you do that alone when your stuck in a rut?
May I suggest the following when it comes to ejaculatin
try to get out meet a human, and do some fornicatin

It might be hard for you cause you got no style
but emulate me and it will work in a while
People of all genders cant get enough of me
Im the Grambler ATS, now holla back at me!

Well if you're asking for blood
I'm the man you need to hire!
I come with the bigliest words
And my bars are hot like fire!

Now I know what you are thinking
"This guy is dumb as rocks!"
My brain is actually the best
And I wear 2 different socks!

Oh very bold, I know..
But you and I are not the same!
See I grew up on 2% milk
I'm a beast that can't be tamed!

Don't mean to be intimidating
Just my natural demeanor
My final words on this battlefield?
Neener, neener, neener!

a reply to: Grambler


Nice verse, fool, you talkin' 'bout my sock puppet?
Well his name DB, you silly muppet
He big and he bad and he kinda old
But I move his mouth an he do what he told

When it come to Masonin' I'm where it's at
Keep eatin' that fast food, make you fat
I can see the trees through da forest
You just a sheeple waitin' for our harvest

Raisin' you right be our master mission
Sheeple snacks waitin' to go in our kitchen
Whenver you think yo mind be slippin'
Don't worry none...it's just da microchippin'

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

You drank 2% what are you a sissy guy
I drink straight from the teet of a cow in a sty
must be why my bone is stronger than yours
that was a double entendre for those that drink milk from the stores

I am glad to hear though taht you wear two socks
I mean wow thats so special, You really rock!
with wealth like that I really envy you matey!
You must not live in some s-hole like Haiti

As far as you ending with the word neener
where you learn that from Anthony Weiner
In fact come to think of it you are a stranger
Perhaps your real name is Carlos danger

a reply to: Grambler

Grambler your mind is a rambler
Got some logic but also the scrambler

Your riffs are okay but that don't mean they ain't weak
'Cause they surely are puny you drunk ATS freak

Nuthin' personal flowin' from you or from me
Just bustin' lame rhymes with minimal coherency

I can see why you challenge, I drop 'em so easily
But yo' head is so big, yo' tiny eyes can't see

While this has been fun---an experiment in creativity
I think I'll run now and seek the life you proclaim I need

So cheers to you my homie, let's pop 'em fresh
Even if you don't have a life, at that yer the Best

Just an update on me I will be leaving for a while
And along with that will be taking all my style
I Know I seem like I know I seem like I am the master of my life
But sadly the truth is that would be my wife


She says I have to run errands

I can challenge anyone and leave em beat in a battle/
leaving em babblin' when I rap to them like a baby swinging a rattle/
Chopping up these wack rappers so I can eat em in handfuls/
I got teeth that can handle the beef without needing enamel.
don't bring me no candles, I already got the flame for the flow/
They call me dolly when im rappin', need to make me a clone/
yall be trippin while I stay steady with the way that I go/
marty mcfly when you biff it cuz then I'm breakin your nose.

I turned 5 shades whiter after reading this thread.

I'm rich Thai girl white now.

a reply to: Grambler

Your name should be Gambler
because you fell for my bait!
But see the house here never loses
Let me show you to your fate!

But first put your wallet and keys
Inside this Hello Kitty box,
Then follow me past these doors
Hey stop looking at my socks!

I know you're jealous of my style
Just know this isn't easy!
4 inches above the ankle
any less and it's just sleazy!

But enough of my fashion sense
Your destination has arrived!
Beyond these doors lies your destiny
Here is your... wife calling you to run some errands for her.


Muahahahahahahaahah another victim!!!!

Zosimov, Oh, Zosimov what have you done?
With that said, Matey, here's one last one

With so many here edging the crazy-line border
All this Clanging is diagnosed as mental disorder

Will it spread, the rhyming chaos of the ATS word hoarder?
With Freemasons scheming & perping when it comes to court order

I am the judge, jury, and executioner du jour
Step up lads, feel the noose, and then my trap door

originally posted by: zosimov
Dear friends and fellow members of ATS, I bring you an outlet for all of your frustrations: an exclusive ATS Battle Rap where the t & c's APPLY but where, with some mental acuity, you might get away with some well wrought insults.

With love and respect for each of you, I will start this battle off right.

Always been brazen, eyes blazing, timid is not in my framing
Built a haven, can’t faze me, look kid I’ll do the shaming
If I scoff that you’re soft with a brain of cheesecloth
and the curds that remain are absurd blurbs, refrain
From profanity false vanity or baseless attacks-- use your words as weapons.
I will always blast back.
And lambast (but with class) your insolent a$s.
Time for a female to reign, your dog days are past.
I’m fast to the draw, I lay down the law, then unleash with a verbal onslaught
Leave you riddled with barbs, and I did it with bars, cross-fired and you got caught.
I’m A.I. on the floor, fact is, you’re practice, get me ready for the game
Not the tallest on the court, I ball with heart, leave you blokes broke ankled lame.
So just like when Plainview comes to town, There Will Be Blood
Don’t say I never warned ya, it’s in the title, now Eli-- here's a face full of mud.

ANOTHER WIN THREAD!! That was a crazy verse...every line left a trail of blood, this was my fav part!

I’m fast to the draw, I lay down the law, then unleash with a verbal onslaught
Leave you riddled with barbs, and I did it with bars, cross-fired and you got caught.
I’m A.I. on the floor, fact is, you’re practice, get me ready for the game

much respect!!

Also, inspiration is escaping me right now but I´ll return with some fresh words in here, until then...ima leave yall with a few words written by my split personality Armzonfire a few years ago!

i'm just stuck, dunno where to go
inspiration left me in the midst of the smoke
the hope blinded, the road ? , can´t find it
soaked up midnight, verbal snow white got me holdin tight
to life, coffeine, driven on in the storm
they're uninformed of my in-form approach to the way I perform
no guidance, clear way, just escalated towards
whatever is in store like I was livin dead and noddin more
can't turn, left and right got left behind
always movin ahead, out my depth out my mind
grand theft on time, auto mobiles travel at half my speed
samurai blades can´t swing faster than these thoughts given by me
its like, i just can´t shut it off
its like, another side of me talkin and i can´t cut it off
i'm nowhere near qualifyin to fifty percent of my potential
and everything I can be, i'm not even an emcee
i'm not whateverthe#youwantocallme
i'll be a lifestyle made for you so you can follow me
its just im out of power so forgive me my lack
i'm zero electricity, haunted soul on trashed tracks
dead feelings crashed buildings and def hearings
death buildin the wrath and killin what's left of my willing
the past not healing the rest of my living
so make it last , i'm wishin for a chance cuz i can´t conseal it
from past villains to laughin civilians
tragic images of fire in my vision, the past is remembered
disrespected, neglected like it didn´t even happen
I become an outlaw with vengeance for my only weapon
shadow of the dark shootin musical arrows in the hearts
of those who ever thought negatively of my art
phantom of the opera, stalkin the sound
the venom of a lone ranger, the talk of the town
burn my arms as a cymbol for the rage I create
eyes spit flames, eyes of a king thats tired ov dis game

good times be forgotten, music lives forever

a reply to: Grambler

Tsk Tsk, picking on the meat before his coffee
When his Heads groggy...

Grambler, your taking a gamble the way you ramble you don't hold a candle,
I'm untouchable so how can you handle when I channel my spirit animal, you get mangled by my cannibal mandibles,
Your pitting your pitiful little single syllable drivel at no-one,
I'm spitting sizzling magical and mystical missiles while you sniveling before the Shogun,
Sword swinging mouth foaming,
The crone's gloating ,cauldrons smoking,
It's a bad omen for you roaming Ronin,
My cold winds blowing, leaving you mouth open,choking, and frozen,
your scraping bowls and smoking, coal,
I'm scoring goals,
Your just a troll with no soul who smokes poles on grassy knolls while losing polls...





Respectfully,
~ meathead

Well, it's been a while but here goes...

It's the rap Schwarzenegger
But you can call me Schwartz cause there's none greater.
Of course my Schwartz is much bigger than yours
I chillin' on ATS like I want more....
More zombies, more aliens, more MSN
Still looking for the man, they say it's not him!
Ow! I just have to growl like a banshee
When I growl turns frowns upside down
Like latest con-spir-acy A-T-S
Schwarzenegger, keystone flow, your impressed!

I’ll grab the Mike and spit a Verse leave them singing the Blues with you in the hearse.
First, I don’t know which one is worse using a.i. to rhyme or G rambling- get beat with a purse.
Y’all rhyme stiffer than Neo fighting Mr Smith. The Knowledge I bust leaves you spinning adrift.
Just playing, I nearly split my Gut, imagine a rap battle with conspiracy nuts!
I must be trippin off Lys.. (Oh wait no dice), to think such an effort wasn’t foolish and bombastic.
Admit it, you Lost, Book a flight and go home. Losing a cockfight to a hen must be hard on the dome.
McEnroe may have been right about Serena, but the battleground is even in this arena.
Hotter bars than on a playground in the blazing August heat, try to test me, or have a seat.

a reply to: Verse

This is really good, btw.

Laughing here, lots of funny comments in here!