There Will Be Blood- ATS Rap Battle

Dear friends and fellow members of ATS, I bring you an outlet for all of your frustrations: an exclusive ATS Battle Rap where the t & c's APPLY but where, with some mental acuity, you might get away with some well wrought insults.

With love and respect for each of you, I will start this battle off right.



Always been brazen, eyes blazing, timid is not in my framing
Built a haven, can’t faze me, look kid I’ll do the shaming
If I scoff that you’re soft with a brain of cheesecloth
and the curds that remain are absurd blurbs, refrain
From profanity false vanity or baseless attacks-- use your words as weapons.
I will always blast back.
And lambast (but with class) your insolent a$s.
Time for a female to reign, your dog days are past.
I’m fast to the draw, I lay down the law, then unleash with a verbal onslaught
Leave you riddled with barbs, and I did it with bars, cross-fired and you got caught.
I’m A.I. on the floor, fact is, you’re practice, get me ready for the game
Not the tallest on the court, I ball with heart, leave you blokes broke ankled lame.
So just like when Plainview comes to town, There Will Be Blood
Don’t say I never warned ya, it’s in the title, now Eli-- here's a face full of mud.

a reply to: zosimov


This sad bit of nonsense (now slightly updated) was posted a couple years ago when our dearly missed pal BlupBlup asked us all to do a rap introduction. It truly frightened Networkdude.

AboveTopSecret, the site's da bomb
Mason be postin' here cause payment is on
9/11 Troofers get outta my way
The Official Story ain't goin away

Pointin' out all your logical fail
Gettin' in yo head like a verbal chemtrail
I got a knowledge vaccine I'm injectin'
'Shillin fo da NSA?' What you expectin'!

All you prayin' for an alien visitation
We got it covered. Up. Here what I'm sayin'?
Strechin' da truth ain't really lyin'
'Sundogs?!' What da f***, dats Nibiru we hidin'

Mayan 'pocalypse still gonna happen
Fan meetin' s***, start yo preppin'
Frankly you all screwed most totally
We run da establishment, bring back Hillary!

Don't judge me mother lovers.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



That last line an update, I'm guessing?

This was great, btw

a reply to: zosimov


It was. She's like a frickin zombie that you cannot kill and she will get her turn. Trust us.

What once was great, is now a bunch of junk.

Cucks trippin hard on my homeboy Trump.

...

OG's in the know are now layin low.

Overrun by noobs, typin with their toes.

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No need to sweat, they're never gonna see it.

They ain't got the Flags to rise Above Top Secret.

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Word to ya mutha... sucka.

An Abovetopsecret State of Mind (The Nutter Hip Hop)

By Ice Neo

A Rap
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, no one, it's time.
It's time, no one (aight, no one, begin).
Straight out the big dungeons of rap.

The shill drops deep as does my thread.
I never sleep, 'cause to sleep is the mother of spread.
Beyond the walls of stars, life is defined.
I think of conspiracies when I'm in an Abovetopsecret state of mind.

Hope the red got some bed.
My head don't like no dirty lead.
Run up to the tread and get the spread.

In an Abovetopsecret state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The small shill?
You complain about politics.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the till.

I'm rappin' to the nutter,
And I'm gonna move your clutter.

Love, hate, jerk, like a flags
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a rags.

I can't take the politics, can't take the racist.
I woulda tried to walk I guess I got no bassist.

I'm rappin' to the clutter,
And I'm gonna move your nutter.

Yea, yaz, in an Abovetopsecret state of mind.

When I was young my mother had a spill.
I waz kicked out without no mill.
I never thought I'd see that drill.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my mother's till.

A peace troll is quite the soul.

Thinking of conspiracies. Yaz, thinking of conspiracies (conspiracies).

www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk...

a reply to: neo96

a reply to: rexsblues

Ha ha, these are great

a reply to: neo96

Hahaha that rap generator is funny.
The first line of mine is like yours, but the rest...well it's kinda interesting lol
I don't know wtf a Vader is, but whatever lol.

The vader drops deep as does my plot.
I never asleep, 'cause to asleep is the sista of thought.
Beyond the walls of conspiracies, life is defined.
I think of aliens when I'm in an above top secret state of mind.

Hope the lot got some shot.
My thought don't like no dirty trot.
Run up to the spot and get the pot.

In an above top secret state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The lights vader?
You complain about paid posters.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the nadir.

I'm rappin' to the ISIS,
And I'm gonna move your lysis.

Spooks, paranormal, Hillary, like a negro
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a caponigro.

I can't take the paid posters, can't take the act.
I woulda tried to awake I guess I got no abstract.

I'm rappin' to the lysis,
And I'm gonna move your ISIS.

Yea, yaz, in an above top secret state of mind.

When I was young my sista had a trader.
I waz kicked out without no invader.
I never thought I'd see that nadir.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my sista's seder.

A clinton lie is quite the eye.

Thinking of aliens. Yaz, thinking of aliens (aliens).

a reply to: Macenroe82

Lol... "yaz" as in
Yaz, I must not be up on my lingo..


Thanks for posting this, very funny!

a reply to: zosimov

Lol
Cool thread idea.

And for the peeps who want to participate but lack the lyrical skill,
Use the generator that Neo linked above and post your results!
I'll also link below.

Rap Generator

originally posted by: Macenroe82
a reply to: zosimov

Lol
Cool thread idea.

Thank you but the credit all goes to meathead (meathead where are ya?) who has been agitating for this thread for months.

Thanks for the link! This is definitely meant to be a fun thread, so have fun

The ting goes skrrrahh!
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka!
Skidiki-pap-pap!
And a pu-pu-drrrr-boom!
Skya!
Du-du-ku-tu-ku-pun-pun!
Poom, poom

*coughs*

Sorry about that...

a reply to: underwerks

Is it odd that I was able to make some sense of that?

a reply to: zosimov

Good morning,

I slept late just got your invitation, headed for my morning cup of coffee.
When I fully awake expect some bars.

Also no rhyme generator for me, just my mind..

Underwerks,

That was hilarious!

Reminds me of that dave chappelle skit.


Respectfully
~meathead

Signalling virtue like you got class
But I've seen you do nothing 'cept fat yo' ass

Talkin' the shizzle of the hypo'chrizzle
Boostin' yo' self-image but doing so little

Show me the money or STFU
Talk is cheap, so you bust yo' nut

I could go on, but why repeat the obvious
Your B.S. stinks and works to rob us

So with that grain of truth I bid you farewell
While you fake smile in tha' mirror and shill for Hell.

a reply to: zosimov

Its not a bad effort, your pretty good
But youd never survive with those rhymes in my hood
I may be a redneck with no experience in rap
but i can pick it up no problem and hit on the attack

You say its past time for a woman to reign
But even if we let one, she'd just complain
because they need men to do all the hard work
their place is cookin, and cleaning, and doin a little twerk

I see Augustus tried to get in the game
and just as expected, his effort was lame
And the rest of the fools had to use generator
Further proving to me Im the best articulator

So before I drop the mic and decide to peace out
I just want to remind you all that I have the most clout
when it comes to spitting rhymes or doin some debatin
So the rest of ATS should just be congratulatin

LOL!!!

Freaking hilarious so far!

I gotta run for awhile, be back for the counter

a reply to: rexsblues
Might as well go one by one with my rap attack
so my boy rex is next to be put on his back
Your effort was fine at attempting a rap
almost good enough for you to hold my jock strap

You talk about your homeboy Trump
OH please do a little more kissing of his rump
I mean I voted for and defend him to
But you sound like you in love with the fool

I back off now and give you time to catch your breath
as my ill rhyming abilities probably scared you half to death
But it has been fun making a mockery
of another pretender wishing he could be me

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I know I already criticized you
But everyone knows you deserve round two
Its funny to see you on here without your pal
Where DC at? Did you find another gal?

You must be the lowest member of your secret society
what kind of mason spends his time just typin on a screen
shouldnt you be trying to rule the world, or drinking virgins blood
Oh and by virgin relax, I dont mean you bud

But its nice to see you here trying to spew a few rhymes
And DC giving you some special alone time
Now why dont you go interview another top secret member
We'd rather here from them than a Masonic pretender

a reply to: neo96

Hey who would have thought neo makes a show
the only guy on here with nowhere else to go
I mean I know that I have nothing better to do
But neos 24/7 ats super sleuth!

You know all of those threads saying ats has changed
its cause people like you and how your deranged
you talk politics non stop, and its a drag
its juts over and over and nag nag nag

whats that you say thats what I do too
well yeah thats true, but I do it good
But dont take it to hard and go off stressin
if your nice to me maybe I'll give you some lessons