There Will Be Blood- ATS Rap Battle

I roll back into town
Dual wieldin' verbs and nouns,
Choppin down you kneelin' nerds and clowns
Floppin 'round on the ground,

From the beginning I've been in it to win it,
You been here a minute,
The turnover's quick at stivic's clinic,
this dojo covers everythin' from Phys. Ed. To physics,
So we're in shape to bend time and go the distance in an instant,

Way beyond you indignant ignorant infants,
novice linguists,
insignificant piss-ant minions,
Henchmen with no pensions and torn ligaments,
No insurance just a heating pad

and expired linimint...



Respectfully,
~ meathead

originally posted by: Mike Stivic
I roll back into town
Dual wieldin' verbs and nouns,
Choppin down you kneelin' nerds and clowns
Floppin 'round on the ground,

From the beginning I've been in it to win it,
You been here a minute,
The turnover's quick at stivic's clinic,
this dojo covers everythin' from Phys. Ed. To physics,
So we're in shape to bend time and go the distance in an instant

You need a beat... and this beat is Technotronic




This beat is...This beat is technotronic?

This beat is technotronic.

Silly thread bump:

coldly-track and slaughter you ,
Zodiac killer stalking you freckled gingers,
I'm Jack the ripper and your Jack Tripper,
Jumping the shark like Henry Winkler,
"Three's company" I'm already hitting on chrissy's, sister..
Larry's got a sausage party upstairs,
A lot of hairy dudes and foamy beer,
Just don't do the ludes you'll be in the clear..
If you get bored go down to the Roper's,
Stanley's a bore but his wife's a groper,
It's "different strokes" for different folks,
You choking jokes,
missed "the love boat" to "fantasy island",
MASHing your teeth crying ,
waving goodbye to Kotter and Klinger,
I Didn't forget "Barney Miller",
I'm old school a Bluestreet Hiller',
At the peach pit eating chicken grillers with Dillon,
Its "good times" we're chillin',
spending "punky Brewster"'s six million dollars like a man,
"The fall guy"Hannibal taking a stand with the plan,
"The A team" comes through when "Family Matters",
We don't "leave it to beaver" or Jerry Mathers,
We Yee Haw! like "Hee Haw" and "dukes of hazard",
"Get smart" "Parker Lewis can't lose"
"Murphy Brown" spreads like huey Lewis's news,
I'm the "knight rider" baywatcher "magic garden" treasure chest,
the best,
"The head of the class" atop the "falcon crest",
Wooing "Golden Girls" with empty nests,
I'm a "dynasty" that's "the facts of life",

just like everybody hates you like Raymond's wife...




Respectfully,
~ meathead

You can't find anything better than this:





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Another thread bump..

Let's battle!


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You dumb hicks get flown over,
Pickin' tic's out your comb-over,
you don't matter,
The white knuckled teabagger,
gooses you ganders,
You Jerry Mathers ,Ned flanders,bland rappers,
Mick jagger ,Larry sanders, early
Nappers,
Sit for the kennel master,
Getting the last word on you basterds,
Like Kraster with an evil grin,
Kicking out of your feeble pins,
Then counter into a submission,
In the middle of the ring,
Hearing vertebrae pop and ping,
While you flop and cringe trapped,
Cry and whinge you shoulda tapped,
I bend arms back until they snap,
Lay hard tracks on you unskilled hacks,
The red baron flies through the flack,
Slips through the cracks,
Circles back and lights up your shack,
I got the knack for slapping busters,
Don't try to evade I got your tracking numbers,
You ledge jumpers get stumped and are in jeopardy,
Lepers lacking energy get cut down when there sent-to-me,
I'm a killer,

well.. allegedly...



Respectfully,
~ meathead

It's not intentions but actions that change the world,
So when I give a sentence I swing the sword,
That's the duty and the charge of a proper lord,
These frozen fjords are just cold moss that must be crossed,
push forward through the frost at any cost,
We can't afford to stop that's time lost,
I paint a picture like Bob Ross,
You pint sized bosses get tossed like dwarves,
The black hand owns the wharfs,
Your ship can't dock it's off course,
Of course I enforce the no warts rule,
While you sport speed bumps in your shorts on your tool,
These rhymes kick like a mule on your asses,
Taking you to school but you skip classes,
It's sad kid you think your winning as you get your ass kicked,
From the Bronx to Kansas,
I'm mad quick the fastest,
There's no way past this,
The iconic classic,
Mold the Clay like Cassious,
Cold pickling M.C.'s,

Call me Vlasic....



Respectfully,
~meathead

Another thread bump..dont be scared,
You dead bums come...unprepared. ..





The uncontested, conceited,
Young-blood-genius,
Never bested or unseated,
son-of-Venus,
The Well rested undepleted,
father of Romulus and Remis,
has foreseen this,
From the unclean to the cleanist,
I'm speakin' for the grievin' and the cheated,
We see you schemin' bein' devious,
Butting heads like beavis,
we roll rocks and turn cheeks like Jesus,
I'm just a blind man,
Screaming Do you See-this!
The stitching is seamless,
Yet the itching is ceaseless,
It leaves you sleepless,
I tea bag these sea hags ,
watch me steep this,
While your teamless,
Brow creased Broke in pieces,

spittin' feces.....

Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Who knew! Meathead is a dope rapper!!

Respect

a reply to: EchoesInTime

Wow! Thank you!

I appreciate that!

Really...

I been bumping this thread for ages..

I wish someone would come at me!


Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

I got my computer out of the shops
So I thought I'd throw out a warning pops

Tomorrow you'll get your regretful wish
As I come back on here and make you my b***h

a reply to: Grambler

YAY!! Happy day!
Grambler's come out to play,
And get slayed,
Your the troll who continues to pay tolls,
A stray soul, on the strippers pole,
Falling off like Bob dole..
Oh noo!..
Mr. Bill just got killed,
And called out as a shill with no skill,
Here's a red pill you junkie,
Rhyme flunkie monkey see monkey do,
Next thing you know you'll be flinging your own poo,

For the intellectuals.. that's stool...


Please do... try to....

Keep it out of the pool...



Respectfully,
~ meathead

originally posted by: Grambler
a reply to: Mike Stivic

I got my computer out of the shops
So I thought I'd throw out a warning pops

Tomorrow you'll get your regretful wish
As I come back on here and make you my b***h

The difference between me and you,
Is I continue to pew pew,
But you talk snit and don't follow through,
Here..hold my brew,
watch me chug along choo choo,
This rap train is moving weight,
I'm talking crates of freight,
Served up on cold plates with gold flakes,
Your pumping golden girls like old brakes,
While I deliver spit takes,
and leave stars in my wake..

Respectfully,
~ meathead

I'd like to remind everyone , this thread is all in fun.. nothing is to be taken seriously..
My posts in this thread are not meant to offend anyone..

I would love to hear more people attack me..the mid forties guy who lives with his parents and watches general hospital.. I mean come on.. if you can't work with that Your more of a meathead then I am...




Respectfully,
~meathead

originally posted by: Mike Stivic

originally posted by: Grambler
a reply to: Mike Stivic

I got my computer out of the shops
So I thought I'd throw out a warning pops

Tomorrow you'll get your regretful wish
As I come back on here and make you my b***h

The difference between me and you,
Is I continue to pew pew,
But you talk snit and don't follow through,
Here..hold my brew,
watch me chug along choo choo,
This rap train is moving weight,
I'm talking crates of freight,
Served up on cold plates with gold flakes,
Your pumping golden girls like old brakes,
While I deliver spit takes,
and leave stars in my wake..

Respectfully,
~ meathead

Well congrats to you for keepin on tryin
No one would play with you as you raps keep on dyin
But you stuck it out and pretended to cool
While the rest of us tired of you acting a fool

Where was I you wonder? As you beg me to come back
Give these big balls a rest in my oversize sack
Out in the real world not on mommys couch
Making bank, slayin hos, as your momma will vouch

Cause even your own kin is rooting for me
As ashamed as they are that you are of the same breed
Mike Stivic whose that? We know no one with that name
AS your lame with no game and they blame you for their shame

SO im back take a seat prepare to eat crow
I'm Cobra commander to your GI Joe
I'll put you in a body bag when you try your crane kick
Cobra kai, call me johnny crushing Mive Stivic

a reply to: Grambler

You know it's all a joke...

Ok...
Buckle up buttercup..

You been working late and that's great,
An admirable trait that's deserves a clean slate,
Your wife and I have been enjoying our dates,
Fine wine,steaks,and lobster,
She's got news from her doctor,
Her bellies gonna grow along with her knockers,
And the test says your not the father,
The history is clearly murky,
All we really know is she also got tested for herpes,
It coulda been your whores, or all the dudes she banged in her thirties,
A little birdy, told me your now seeing a counselor,
It's cool your spouse knows I'm down-for-her,
Ronda rousey ,ground and pounding-her,


With my howitzer...





Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Now I know youre a poser talking about my lady
She likes chubby guys, not meatheads that are shady
Steak and lobster and drinking wine?
She prefers hotdogs, Busch light and some rye

If you had a kid with her it wouldn't be a bother
I always wanted Maury to tell me "you are NOT the father"
Then Id take your child support and spend it on Me
And tell your child her real dad still lives with his mommy

If you are Ronda rousey that makes me conner McGregor
Mixed with mayweather, while youre the inferior gender
That's right ladies that was a slap in your direction
If you don't like it, take a seat on my....


Comfortable couch.

a reply to: Grambler

My mom's comfortable couch is also convertable,
It's doubles as my bed it's versatile,
When I use the John I'm not merciful,
Hot pockets chip porcelain with terminal,velocity,
War crime level atrocities that make war movies look like comedies,
My clothes are rags rain coat's a hefty bag,
My teeth are bad, I'm lonely and sad,
I walk around pissed off and mad,
I try to write rhymes but there bad,
Soo of course I embarrass my dad,
Plus I smell just a tad like Refuse,
My last deuce,and cheap booze,
I'm A hermit and a recluse,
Just an over all bad example for my nephews..


Oh wait..I was supposed to roast you?



Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

(I decided that because you are so far beneath me, maybe the problem was that you just dont read words very well. So I threw in some visual aids.)

A self burn not bad for a rappin newbie
But it's just a veiled attempt at some sympathy
Well from me you'll get none cause im a cold blooded merc
With a substantial package like that Diggler called Dirk



Hot pockets no wonder you have troubles with your bowels
As you stink up the w c so foul
But I am more disgusted with your verbal diarrhea
Its more worthless than those Hillary pet chias



So stop spewing feces and your teeth will improve
Then maybe from your glorious couch bed you can move
And maybe even become gainfully employed
And ladies won't avoid you like they do to the Noid

originally posted by: Mike Stivic
I'd like to remind everyone , this thread is all in fun.. nothing is to be taken seriously..

I see this debate
And feel like cryin
Funny how everyone
Keeps on tryin

The news on telly
Is so depressin
Makes me wonder
What's the lesson

Leftists yelling
Throwing fits
Rightists watching
Those whiny tits.

Freedoms slowly
Being removed
And here we're rhyming
Echoed baseless coo's.