There Will Be Blood- ATS Rap Battle

Nevermind

~meathead

originally posted by: Mike Stivic
a reply to: DD2029

Nice addition to the thread man thanks for the awesome contribution.

Sigh

12 pages of original content and you really owned us all with that...

Impressive..

~meathead

"Mase ain't the one"



"I thought I told you that we won't stop... uhuh uhuh."

originally posted by: Mike Stivic
a reply to: Ophiuchus 13

I'm not cold, and I don't fold,
I'm not bought I'm not sold,
in fact I seldom do what I'm told.
I've paid tolls, And been Rick rolled,
Lost sight of goals, and been trolled,
It's different strokes for different folks,
Different wheels and different spokes,
This thread is punchlines and jokes....
Go home or go for broke,

Here.it seems you need help with your coat...



Respectfully,
~ meathead

Good stuff.

Respectfully,
DD2029

a reply to: DD2029

Doomsday2029 has to much time on his hands,
So he's eating through his gastric band,
Ass cheeks overflowing the sides of the can,
Dude light a match or use the fan,
Your clan has no brand,
linking random YouTube clips from the stands,
You've been caught with no original thoughts,
You squawk and talk while saying nothing,
Balk and walk strutting and puffing,
Come on and get some

quit your bluffing....

Respectfully,
~ meathead

I like to reflect, not rhyme
I kinda think that's a waste of time
Don't mean to chime in and begin
something Im not trying to win
that would be a sin for a Christian
to start to spittin............... flow
so I gots to go. Where to? I don't know.
oh wait... you already know...



Respectfully,
2029



edit... just terrible, cringe all over the place.

lol.

a reply to: DD2029

Your flow is over grown and over blown,
You know it's over when they lower yer bones,
Still on my throne tearing holes in your O zones,
While you lay prone screaming oh no!
The d double is in trouble,
he's befuddled His ships scuttled,
and hes standing in a puddle,
No magic..

Just a dumb muggle...

Respectfully,
~ meathead

originally posted by: DD2029

My llamas spit on your momma,
While I drift my Honda,
Help help me Rhonda in the sauna,
You seem to have a bond with my anaconda,
The predictor sees no blunt force trauma,
in your futurama,
The constrictor I curl up like a comma
When I script-your world like java,
You keep talkin' but bring nada,
My armada's blockading the Ramada,
Where Your holed up,
Stickin veins and claiming stigmatas...


Respectfully,
~ meathead

That's Fatal

that's what that is right there: Fatal.

a reply to: DD2029

Trespassers will become feed or used to breed,
Either way they scream tied and dried out on trees,
To preserve the meat,
you can try to get free,
but I don't see how you'll flee with broken knees,
act wild you get butchered and cooked alive,
be calm child I already have five wives,
Your not my type Ill only look as I sharpen my knives,
We'll serve you up with garlic and chives,
Spinach and endive with a side of rice,
And pickled mice,
don't worry you won't have time to pick at the lice Alicia,
Cool as an ice cube I'm waiven bye bye twice,

Felicia...

Respectfully,
~ meathead

originally posted by: DD2029

That's Fatal

that's what that is right there: Fatal.

Diapey plump,
with your latest dump,
drooling in your sippy cup,
Mewling like a sickly pup,
I'm FATAL to you prenatal,
malformed cranial,
Hateful Eight year olds
grateful your mom forgot to take the pill,
you need to chill,
Throwing up you tube clips like it's your skill,
Your feet stamping throwing temper tantrums and ranting,
Red faced and panting while the chat phantom is blasting his anthem,
demanding and commanding respect,
While you sit slamming and ramming your conehead on the damn desk..





Respectfully,
~meathead

0:40 - 0:42

real talk



respectfully.
2029

a reply to: DD2029

I wish you would stop linking other people's work..

Sigh..


Real talk from me to you,
from :40 to :42,
You bit off a bit more than you can chew,
I'm pissed off I have to,
make an example outta' you,
sharting fool,
sitting in literal pounds of stool and drool,
like D.A.R.P.A. I break ground then I breakthrough,
direct energy... D.E.W.,
Pepe le Pew pew,
I cropdust your fruity crew,
You can't handle my Kurt Angle "it's true",
I'm like groot when I take root I flourish,
You malnourished pervish hermits purgin',
Outside the shed lurkin'
lack the permits to put the work in,
....Shut up!

I'll tell you when your done twerkin'..


~meathead

originally posted by: Mike Stivic

Real talk from me to you,
from :40 to :42,
You bit off a bit more than you can chew,
I'm pissed off I have to,
make an example outta' you,

I'm not trying to make you an example,
because I have ample amount of time,
to trample you with this rhyme, and
whoop your ass til you put on the glasses.

My Rowdy Roddy Piper style will eventually break you,
Leave you wondering what else in this world is fake too,
I got you wearing my shades saying: "this can't be true?"
Aliens are coming, now what you gonna do?

Kurt Angle... Now who's he?
Respectfully, Double D.

a reply to: DD2029

I live in the ring with a tiger and a pit viper,
you cower in the locker room with a soggy sloppy diaper,
coward Staring at a poster of rowdy roddy piper,
Wishing you weren't a lousy shoddy biter,
I came prepared to kick ass and chew bubblegum,
So I'm still Blowing bubbles as I blast on you stumblebums,
Hiding in rubbled slums cursing when the thunder-comes,
In the slobberknocker your just a park jogger,
Who gets raped by my key logger,
Cyber docter still shattering you knee-knockers and burning up you wood pushing patzers,
The record setting clockshot stopper number one chief rocka',

Saves the day as you cut and run for da choppa'...

Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: DD2029

I woke up and was pleasantly surprised to see you posted an original rhyme!

Sry it took so long to hit you back, my neighbour stopped in early and I don't do social media when I have real life company..



Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: tadaman

My spirit drums up something fierce from tribes of heaven. Like a soul violin's strings emit harmonic resonances. 

I gave all 3 monkeys back all of their senses. We primates stick together and free our brethren. 

The evil I perceive doesnt go unquestioned. I check myself enough to have plenty left to mention. 

The evil said or done is rightly scorned and rejected. I make a stand against my fellow mans fall from grace and blessings. 

Was rereading the thread and I just wanted to give props on these bars..

Excellent stuff bro!


I appreciate the loose flow and making words fit that shouldn't..

I have a hard time.giving up a cadence, and can easily get caught up on trying to match syllables that my form becomes stiff..

The elasticity you bring is refreshing!

Respectfully,
~ meathead

originally posted by: Mike Stivic
a reply to: DD2029

I woke up and was pleasantly surprised to see you posted an original rhyme!

a reply to: DD2029

I'm calling a fatwa on lady gaga and tupac,
dual wielding two-glocks,
Cut off her fake tata's then shoot off their two jocks,
Wrap them up in tube Sox with two Fox and a datsun,
Seal up the lock box then dump it off the dock son,
That's how us highlanders do work,
While you bystanders get merc'ed,
Like the away team in red shirts
It's not required of the mission

Just the best perk...

Respectfully,
~ meathead

Disclaimer:

I don't own any glocks, foxes, or datsun..

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Thanks buddy. It actually means a lot to me.

I have to get back in the game though. You have a comfortable lead and it must be challenged!!!