God Himself is chatting with ATS members.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

If what you are trying to achieve is a supernatural Turing test you seem to be failing. Nice try though. Cute and funny but kind of boring at the same time.

originally posted by: AgarthaSeed

originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: DAVID64

You do not speak for everyone. Each has their own lives.

I have popcorn near me, you want some? When your on the wrong side of the conversation.

He who laugh first will be laughing last. I am a merciful and forgiving God.

Your grammar can use some work god.

ROFLMAO!!! Seriously! I spit my coffee out! Oh, oh I have not done that in years! You beat my response though!

Omnipotence has it's drawbacks?

originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: DAVID64



I have popcorn near me, you want some? When your on the wrong side of the conversation.

I'm bummed out that God doesn't know when to use "your" vs. "you're"

originally posted by: KansasGirl

originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: DAVID64



I have popcorn near me, you want some? When your on the wrong side of the conversation.

I'm bummed out that God doesn't know when to use "your" vs. "you're"

Probably auto-correct on God's phone.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

I shall ask a question but may the Holy Trinity forgive me as I know this is a mocking post.

Seven Threescore and Seven man

Vs

Six Threescore and Six an individual man


What happened to Seven Threescore and Seven

Why do good people suffer so very much

Why is the Devil a squatter allowed to tear up children's live's

Why is there NO justice

Why is my own mother whom helped so very many people herself suffering so greatly right now with terrible stomach problem's and bleeding gum's as well as the cross she has had to bear all her life since being used as a medical guinea pig in the 1930's.

I trust in the true and real god whom shall wipe all tears away with happiness and shall be our true father.

Grow up son and realize how bad taste a mockery like this is, you can neither answer nor solve the problem's the Lord can and were our faith is weak his is strong.

You shall have an answer but you shall have to choose, it is never too late to turn back to him you know.

Hi there God....

I'm not exactly impressed with what you let nature do to my body after giving birth to my son,
and I'm likely going to schedule a cosmetic enhancement for my rear.

You gonna be hella mad about that and hold it against me at the gates or are we gucci?

-Alee

originally posted by: NerdGoddess
Hi there God....

I'm not exactly impressed with what you let nature do to my body after giving birth to my son,
and I'm likely going to schedule a cosmetic enhancement for my rear.

You gonna be hella mad about that and hold it against me at the gates or are we gucci?

-Alee

WWJD?
Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the ass God gave him.
You should hang on to your's too.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: NerdGoddess
Hi there God....

I'm not exactly impressed with what you let nature do to my body after giving birth to my son,
and I'm likely going to schedule a cosmetic enhancement for my rear.

You gonna be hella mad about that and hold it against me at the gates or are we gucci?

-Alee

WWJD?
Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the ass God gave him.
You should hang on to your's too.

Oh my goodness I needed that chuckle thank you.

-Alee

What time does God get off work at Burger King?

The OP has been 'offline' all day.

Well, all you parishioners I regretfully must inform you, god has abandoned us.

This is it for us.

It's time to panic.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Well, all you parishioners I regretfully must inform you, god has abandoned us.

This is it for us.

It's time to panic.

I blame Augustus.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Let's grab the pitch forks and head to Jersey.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Let's grab the pitch forks and head to Jersey.

Stop and pick me up two all the way dogs and some fries with gravy on your way over here.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought you wanted pizza?

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I thought you wanted pizza?

You wouldn't know what to get me and it would end up being an ess show.

a reply to: FauxMulder

I regretfully must inform you, god has abandoned us

Typical.

Why am I not surprised.

originally posted by: Liquesence
Typical.

Why am I not surprised.

We should sacrifice a fat, juicy cow to try and appease him. Quick, let's find DB!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

God would turn his head in shame at such an offering.

But if god works at burger king, who knows...

I mean, what happened to all the virgins and first-born sons?

originally posted by: Liquesence
God would turn his head in shame at such an offering.

Look, we have to work with the tools we're given, however meager they are. He may be old and sinewy but at least he's catchable.

Please come back, god. Don't abandon us again...