God Himself is chatting with ATS members.

Chatting with God begin now.

I am your God.

I will speak/type among the ATS members, so you may talk with me.

All scoffers, nonbelievers, and etc. Your deeds will follow you to Hell.

To the believers , your deeds will follow you to Heaven.

Chat begin

lmao. You picked the wrong people to mess with. [ Runs for popcorn ]

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

G'day god. Where can I catch a south eastern cod without being caught by the authorities.

My regards, bally

a reply to: DAVID64

You do not speak for everyone. Each has their own lives.

I have popcorn near me, you want some? When your on the wrong side of the conversation.

He who laugh first will be laughing last. I am a merciful and forgiving God.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod
It has been quoted in various revelations, "there is a cure for every disease except death".
Please tell me the cure for loss of Kidney function, so I can get my Mom off of Dialysis.
Thanks

a reply to: bally001

It's God, not god. Simple, authories will no longer bother you when fishing. Just say I have permission from God and refer to this thread upon being questioned. They won't bother you anymore. Catch only what you plan to eat and bless the food and give thanks.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Mmmmkay....So Dear god,serious question here:

Do you,god,have multiple personality disorder?

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

No, I don't speak for everyone, but [ lol ] apparently I know the folks around here a lot better than you do.

Ok "God" I'll bite. What is my middle name or last name? My kids names?
Give me the headline in my local newspaper for today.

I mean, being all knowing, that should be easy right?

a reply to: MinangATS

When it's a real problem then contact me.

originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: DAVID64

You do not speak for everyone. Each has their own lives.

I have popcorn near me, you want some? When your on the wrong side of the conversation.

He who laugh first will be laughing last. I am a merciful and forgiving God.

Your grammar can use some work god.

a reply to: DAVID64

For it is written do not put God to the test but test the spirit to see if it is from God.
"All scoffers, nonbelievers, and etc. Your deeds will follow you to Hell."

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Dear God,

What is the fastest any new member has been banned from ATS ?

Amen.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Sorry, I meant God. I just want to know where to go to catch a south eastern cod without being approached by the Authorities. I just wanna catch the cod in peace.

My regards,

bally

a reply to: AgarthaSeed

Are you saying I am too stupid to understand? I did not create you stupid, you did that yourself. It's God not god. Your not lazy also too?

a reply to: abe froman

I hold the record. Until they realize this is God and quickly screamed unban fast! Forgive me!

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Is 4chan down or something?

originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: DAVID64

For it is written do not put God to the test but test the spirit to see if it is from God.
"All scoffers, nonbelievers, and etc. Your deeds will follow you to Hell."

So.....you're going by the old adage : "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS".

You're an attention seeking fraud. You know it. We know it.

a reply to: bally001

Go to them and tell them not to bother you and follow my instructions.

a reply to: DAVID64

We both know you speak what you do not know and your reply clearly shows your ego because you think by posting a smart aleck reply you will find favor among the ATS members but your doing nothing but hurting yourself. I do not seek fame but glory. My fame is known through out time.

a reply to: abe froman

Why don't you tell me? I don't post on 4chan or visit it unless a link direct me there.