God Himself is chatting with ATS members.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Yea, yea. Once this bum finally pays up I'll give it to ya. He's been ducking me for a few millennia. Finally found his ass tho, on the internet of all places.

Good things I made dat fool Al Gore to creates de internets, now wez gots free porn and a wayz to speak wit God.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Yea, yea. Once this bum finally pays up I'll give it to ya. He's been ducking me for a few millennia. Finally found his ass tho, on the internet of all places.

Good things I made dat fool Al Gore to creates de internets, now wez gots free porn and a wayz to speak wit God.

I think god sent this thread to hell. Hahahaaaaa!

originally posted by: Tundra
I think god sent this thread to hell. Hahahaaaaa!

Lord Cthulhu has an even worse place lined up for you than that.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

god dammit, I think we've scared him off again. I may never get you dat tree fitty

Dear God,

I have one simple question. Why?

Thank you for your unending and non-judging unconditional love. Awaiting your answer with fervent and out-stretched hands.

Your disobedient servant,

LightSpeedDriver

originally posted by: FauxMulder
god dammit, I think we've scared him off again. I may never get you dat tree fitty

How he gonna damn it when he nots even heres? You so stupid, Lucy, like yo poppa.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Tundra
I think god sent this thread to hell. Hahahaaaaa!

Lord Cthulhu has an even worse place lined up for you than that.

Davy Jones Locker?

originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: VengefulGhost

I will turn water into blood and feed the birds.

Is this like a hobby for you ?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I just wanted to type a little 'g' again and

originally posted by: Tundra
Davy Jones Locker?

Not R'lyeh.

originally posted by: FauxMulder

Cthulhu likes pizza.

Wow. God. THIS is AWESOME.
There's just so much I want to ask you...I don't know where to start.

What can you tell us regarding:

1.) Abortion

2.) Chem trails

3.) Hillary Clinton

4.) Bigfoot

a reply to: TrueBrit

Oh, my,...that was masterful.

originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: jokei

Read above

It doesn't answer how an "all-powerful" being is borderline literate.

God....Why are you ignoring us?

Also...HOW can the omnipotent and omniscient supreme Deity be "offline"?
(Unless you are currently busy giving Kim Jong Un a case of terminal herpes...you have some 'splainin' to do.)

If you are the onetruegod, maybe you could clear something up for me ? Should we call you Elohiym or Yehovah ? Also, why did you give us free will and then call it sin, when we use it improperly ?

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Hey Rod, What are slim jims made of ?

Also Dog, the Donald's hair ..... Plugs or not ?


Thanks for your time Gord.

a reply to: conspiracytheoristIAM

I thought it was Yeshua ?

a reply to: IAMTAT

God....Why are you ignoring us?

He needed nappy time.

Exhausting being god and all, ya know?

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Chatting with God begin now.

I am your God.

Hi Allah!