Mystery 'swamp creature' crawls out of Malaysian family's toilet

I'll be keeping my gun near the toilet from now on.

And they let it go in a nearby river?

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's just so incredible stupid.

Really?

originally posted by: intrptr
a reply to: LadyGreenEyes

"Hidey Haaaay!"

Its Mr. Hankey!

ROTFL!!!

originally posted by: loam
a reply to: seasonal

I was thinking something congressional too.

Meanwhile....ewwwh.

EWW, indeed! Gack!!

originally posted by: Ohanka
Look like that symbiote thing from Mars in Spiderman that turns people into Venom.

If a muscular man dressed in all black spandex starts robbing banks we'll know why.

Oh, wow, it kind of does!!! Comics turned to reality??

"Everyone check for swap leeches. Wait, what I'm the only one?"

-Steve Zissou

originally posted by: norhoc
a reply to: LadyGreenEyes


Is it hiding behind that snake? All I see is a snake

A snake with that odd body shape? Seems flattened, sort of, and far too wide in places for that very narrow head. I have seem some HUGE snakes, and they weren't proportioned like that. Happy to lok at any images you can find that show one that shape, though! The goal is to solve this one.

originally posted by: six67seven
a reply to: LadyGreenEyes

THEY RELEASED INTO A NEARBY RIVER!!!??? What is wrong with these people???

Now, it moves like a snake or the largest leech ever seen, but there are no identifying features.

I wouldn't go near that thing to sack it. No effing way!!

Me, either! I think I'd be moving.

originally posted by: 3daysgone
a reply to: LadyGreenEyes

It could be Hanky
the Christmas poo.

EWWWW!!!! But closer to Halloween, and wow, scary enough for me!!

a reply to: LadyGreenEyes

Remind me to NEvER go to bathroom in Malaysia!

first the worm ball thread. now this why, jsut why

originally posted by: Mandroid7
Looks like a giant leech, they have those there
link

Oh, GAG!!!!! Different color, but yeah, could have been, and ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd never sit on that toilet again.

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: Mandroid7
Looks like a giant leech, they have those there
link

OH MY A$$!!!!
Nope! Oh hellllllll nooooo!

And...
NOT IN MY TOILET!!!!


Edit: NOPE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Fire, yes, fire is good. Fire kills evil icky things. Time to fetch the blowtorch!!

originally posted by: silo13
I'll be keeping my gun near the toilet from now on.

And they let it go in a nearby river?

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's just so incredible stupid.

Really?

I know, right?? Maybe they actually know what it is, or maybe they are just a bit nuts? I can't imagine even going close enough to catch it! I'd be shooting, personally, and have to do some repairs after the thing was dead!

originally posted by: Mandroid7
"Everyone check for swap leeches. Wait, what I'm the only one?"

-Steve Zissou

Now that sounds line a great line - what movie??

originally posted by: pavil
a reply to: LadyGreenEyes

Remind me to NEvER go to bathroom in Malaysia!

I might never go again without checking!! Just EWWW!!!!!

originally posted by: humanoidlord
first the worm ball thread. now this why, jsut why

Worm ball? Anything like an anaconda ball? I missed that one!!

a reply to: LadyGreenEyes

search in the ats serach engine for nematomorph, if you want ofcourse... ugh

Looks like an intestinal worm someone released into the toilet during one of their bathroom motions, that just continued to grow and develop from all the food it was continuing to receive while clinging to the pipe system there. When it got too big to live in the pipes, it just crawled back up and out the lou.

a reply to: AMPTAH

oh goddammit dont give my brain ideas for nightmares

a reply to: LadyGreenEyes

Its a towel.

It is supposed to pop out of the chest, look around, squeal, and book out of there through the ribs!

Then we nuke it from space.

If there is one thing I know... the answer is always, "Nuke it from space!"

Another brown snake in the tunney!

TERRIBLE picture of Hillary...
You know I'M GLAD they didn't COOK it.

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

a reply to: LadyGreenEyes

The picture doesn't do the video justice. The number one question of course is why would they throw it into a nearby river if this wasn't some sort of hoax?

If it's real, the only thing it really resembles is a leech but it would be about 4x larger than the largest leech species known and probably 20-30x heavier.

It's not impossible that it's a species of heretofore unknown leech that just happened to find it's way into a toilet in a couple's house but I'd call it improbable.

It moves more like a snake imo. Perhaps it's something like a snake in a nylon?

originally posted by: humanoidlord
a reply to: LadyGreenEyes

search in the ats serach engine for nematomorph, if you want ofcourse... ugh

Oh, now I wish I hadn't!! I think I'd rather it was a giant leech than one of those.

originally posted by: AMPTAH

Looks like an intestinal worm someone released into the toilet during one of their bathroom motions, that just continued to grow and develop from all the food it was continuing to receive while clinging to the pipe system there. When it got too big to live in the pipes, it just crawled back up and out the lou.

Alright, ya'll are officially creeping me out!! That would explain why they didn't take it in anyplace, though!

originally posted by: CrapAsUsual
a reply to: LadyGreenEyes

Its a towel.

We must shop in different places for linens!!

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
It is supposed to pop out of the chest, look around, squeal, and book out of there through the ribs!

Then we nuke it from space.

If there is one thing I know... the answer is always, "Nuke it from space!"

Another brown snake in the tunney!

Nuke works for me! Of course, it would end up liking the radiation, and growing even bigger......

originally posted by: cavtrooper7
TERRIBLE picture of Hillary...
You know I'M GLAD they didn't COOK it.

LOL!!!

Cook it....oh, gack, I can even picture some types doing that, just because!! EWW!!!