To all ATHEISTS out there.

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: TerryDon79

Poop makes the world go round.

So, without poop, the world would stop revolving as that's what keeps it unbalanced and rotating?

Incorrect there's actually a giant turtle we are nestled upon.


The excess poo flows over the sides, into a dark Oblivion.

a reply to: testingtesting

We should change the lyrics of I'm Every Woman by Whitney Houston to reflect that.

I'm every monkey, it's all in me
Anything you want done, baby, I'll do it naturally
I'm every monkey, it's all in me
I can read your thoughts right now
Every one from A to Z, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa

Seems only right

a reply to: TerryDon79

But answer your question fully without the poop we would all die.

See you need to poop to fertilize the plants and then the plants feed the animals who also poop sometimes humans eat that poop but they also eat the animals and then they humans also poop and then the poop well it goes back to the grass you see that's the poop circle of life.

It's a circle of poo.

a reply to: Lysergic

But I thought it was turtles all the way down?

Wouldn't that make the other turtles get covered in poop?

a reply to: TerryDon79

It looks like I'm going to have to draw a diagram when I get home.

a reply to: Lysergic

It's a circle of poo.

Something like this?

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: TerryDon79

It looks like I'm going to have to draw a diagram when I get home.

Will it, or won't it, be drawn with poop?

a reply to: TerryDon79



The best thing about her is she doesn't need belief in her plenty of other stuff happening in the universe but at the moment we are lucky she has taken an interest in us all.
She can never be mad at us just maybe a little disappointed but everyone gets the bananas in the end or another game of life that option she will give you.

(May the banana never turn moldy).

a reply to: TerryDon79

It's a diarrheagram you tell me.

a reply to: Lysergic

I really love the musical rendition of, "Circle of Poo".

Disney did a great job!

a reply to: TerryDon79

ohh schiessmessiah

originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: TerryDon79

It looks like I'm going to have to draw a diagram when I get home.

Will it, or won't it, be drawn with poop?

Pics or bullsh#!

a reply to: testingtesting

I'm not a fan of bananas

Can I exchange it for an apple or grapes?

originally posted by: Illumimasontruth

originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: TerryDon79

It looks like I'm going to have to draw a diagram when I get home.

Will it, or won't it, be drawn with poop?

Pics or bullsh#!

Both, if Lysergic does it properly.

a reply to: TerryDon79

Bananas is just a metaphor for anything and everything but it gets boring after a while so most have another gamble on life to help elevate humanity to its full potential.

a reply to: Lysergic

Pure science is such a system. However there are many, many people who misuse, misunderstand, and/or abuse the process. Others will often form religious-like beliefs around unproven hypotheses or studies designed to prove a hypothesis without actually testing.

Many people, including myself, have fallen into the trap that since they are disgruntled with the religion of their youth God must not exist. In search for a system of belief they identify with "science" even though many of these same individuals do not live by the precepts or logic thereof.

a reply to: testingtesting

Can you eat metaphors? Do they taste like sushi?

originally posted by: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk
a reply to: St0rD
I've never had an Atheist ringing my doorbell trying to push their way into my house to force their beliefs down my throat.

Interesting how there are atheists in this thread now making unrelated comments to cause derision
They are no different, probably worse than door knockers in my opinion

At least if you ask the door knockers to never come back in a polit courteous way, they won't
Here they think it's fun and continue

Yeah, funny you put atheists on the cross as living martyrs but unfortunately, they are no better
This post proves it

a reply to: TerryDon79

"Metaphor".
-Drax