Stand up and say Hell Yes!

My uncle forwarded this to me, this is a great e-mail, I agree 100% with it. Hell Yes!



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From [email protected]

Date Wed, 29 Jan 2003 12:21:36 EST

To [email protected], [email protected]

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Bet you stand up and say HELL YES! After ya read this.

If the man/woman who wrote this ran for president I would vote for him/her.

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses, and big campfires.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to some crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the baseball game.

I believe they are called boy scouts for a reason. that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I don�t think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try having things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking at your door. I have the right �NOT� to be tolerant of other because they are different, weird or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn�t be a private matter or my personal business. I would be �FIRED� immediately.

I believe if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack if cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should gave to speak English. My father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. Ii think the police should have every right to shoot you sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can�t understand the words �freeze� or �stop� in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.

I don�t think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open their interpretations. I don�t� hate the rich. I don�t pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn�t stop you from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or a conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell�s Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If that ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that�s better and pout you name on the building. Ask you buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn�t take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up and smack their little ass' when necessary and say �NO�.

I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don�t pretend they are a political statement. And please stay home until that new lip rings heals, I don�t want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me fries.

I am sick of �Political Correctness� and of all the stuck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be �African Americans�? Besides Africa is a continent I don�t go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

And if you don�t like my point of view, though #!

Hell Yes!

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HELL YES


BTW - I think George Carlin wrote that

[Edited on 27-6-2003 by Venus]

I dont know who actauly wrote it, this was one of the daily f\e-mails from my uncle. I think I remeber seeing this at Rush Limbaughs website.

LOL!! Thats pretty funny. A good read.

I think if the Homos want to join the scouts, they should start there own. THE HOMO SCOUTS lol, then move to a different country.....

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I dont know why this thread is getting so much attention. I did'nt link this anywhere.

Awesome piece Jedi and Hell ya.

I don't know why I changed it the first 'edit' but I am placing it back to what it originally was. Though I don't subscribe to the full content given, I find that the content does have some merits and thats what I am agreeing with. I personally, don't understand why a 'view' has to be 'labeled' in a political way. Kind of baffles me but, all in all, thats just me.


regards
seekerof



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[Edited on 27-6-2003 by Seekerof]

Can anyone say "Stereotype of a Republican?"

This is just sitting there to get shot down.

Leveller

I agree.

I think this post got a lot of traffic from people who were looking for more meaning and purpose.

Not all republicans are rednecks, only the people that would fly this crap as their motto for life.

Oh really? Is there something about common sense, alot of liberty with little government and NO thieving liberals that makes it "redneckish"?

Out of curiosity, which points do you believe are redneckish? Huh? The notion that one should keep what one earns and those who prefer not to earn has the same right to reap the benefits of what they "work" for? Or maybe the obvious concept that, yes indeed, a gun is an inanimate object, the moron pulling the trigger is the evil thing and is the one that should be banned (by riding the state-sponsored lightning bolt to Hell).

Maybe its the fact that there are still plenty of us that haven't bought the social-reengineering crap that homosexuality is just as righteous as being the way God intended? Sorry, just because you rant and scream as liberals, you aren't going to change what has been for thousands of years in a few short decades.

Maybe you think the one about the president ought to be fired for improper and inappropriate behavior of a man holding such a position? You think its OK for the boozehound to lie under oath and do interns in the office WE own? Who's the redneck again?

No time to continue, you take the ball for a while.

Let me paraphrase/simplify the original argument.

Redneck = I like what I like. I don't care what you like, but don't change anything I like. Even if more people would be better off I don't care. Just give me my money and a gun and f*** off and leave me alone. Speak English or die. I don't care about other cultures or anybody else in the world. I am a real American, etc etc etc. Sounds like redneck dialect to me.

I would sooner remove from office a 'president' who lies to his countryfolk about the pressing need to invade another sovereign country, than one who has a trapdoor under his desk to receive fellatio. But that's just my sense of priorities.

I haven't touched the gay scouts issue. I never was a scout, or gay, as far as I know, and I won't speak for either 'sub-culture'.

Masked this is America we speak English you no speak no English and you can't understand our Police we could shoot you. The Mexicans are runing our American culture.

Originally posted by JediMaster
Masked this is America we speak English you no speak no English and you can't understand our Police we could shoot you. The Mexicans are runing our American culture.

JediMaster

Many of these things are a matter of perception. I've had a modicum of hostile treatment from the long arm of the law in L.A. and I spoke better English than either of the officers.

I just want to check, do you mean the Mexicans are running American culture or ruining it?

The quote your uncle sent you is definitely written in Redneckese.

The moral of the story is I like what I like and keep to myself and you do the same. Thsoe who take issue with this "motto", is you will, are the ones attempting to shove their new-age ideas down others' throats.

By the way, the Boy Scouts aren't a "sub-culture", and neither is homosexuality. The Boy Scouts of America has its own distinct, traditional, conservative Americana values it teaches to young boys, which is why the homosexual organizations attack it and the liberal establishment supports them. That which built this nation and strengthened it all these years must now be abolished so that the concepts of those who didn't can be inserted.

By the way, the other president lied to the country, numerous times and killed the Hell out of equally innocent people in attempts to hide his embarrassments in the cloud of larger headlines. Don't try to make moral that which is sick to the core. As far as Bush and the WMD, be careful as we might be proved wrong.

As far as speaking English in an English speaking country when one wants to live and work in that country, only a confused mind can have troubles understanding that. It also doesn't take a sociology degree to understand that a common language greatly enhances the ability to COMMUNICATE! Sheesh!The idea that people should be catered to in their native tongue rather than they learning ours is a very new concept. Just another strategy in the war against the American culture and society. Divide every way possible.

I'd rather be a redneck than someone who allows his mind to be so open and non-critical that he buys every evil plan.

As far as Mexicans, hold on, now. I don't know what kind you guys have in other parts of the country, but the ones moving to Alabama seem to be hard-working ones that are picking up on the language and are becoming definite assets to the community.

I guess they are rednecks. God love'm cause I do.

Oops, I mentioned God, I guess that makes me a redneck dinosaur that should be in a museum somewhere!

Masked I mean ruining it. In schools they have mandatory Spanish classes for kindergardeners and half of them can't even speak proper English they way it is.

And its not just the Mexicans. Its people who want racial qoutas in movies. If the movie was made in a place where there were no blacks then its not racist. If the movie is about the Crusades its just going to have Arabs and white men in it, there were no black people in that area in that time.

Now now now, I do not mean that all Mexicans are bad, its mainly the ones who are near Californa and in the south-west. I know some perfect English speaking Mexicans and they work hard, but its more conservative in my part of NEPA.

The liberals say I can't spank my kid. Am I a redneck if I swat my kid on his ass? Spanking teaches them dicispline, words dont work with kids that well.

God, that took me some time to write an spell everyting correctly. Ooops I said God as well TC, I guess we must be hung since we said God in a public forum @@:

Sorry TC. I believe that this is how it can be viewed.

Bet you stand up and say HELL YES! After ya read this.
If the man/woman who wrote this ran for president I would vote for him/her.

On the basis of an email?
If only I were a door to door salesman. I'd be able to retire on the profit I would make from the crap I could sell you.

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses, and big campfires.

Don't we all? Even those of us who don't have them?

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to some crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Sorry. Sometimes you have to give to charity. Without charity you could be dead when you end up in the gutter yourself.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the baseball game.

Nope. You make yourself a killer. Free will. You can be a killer before you pull the trigger. That's why they can put you in prison for intent. Hell, you even get classed as a killer if you hire a hitman - you don't even have to pull it yourself. The actual act of killing doesn't make you a killer. You become a killer long before that.
The gun argument is a long and emotional one. If you're going to go for their hearts at least try to start your case off with a fact. You screwed up on the first line. Everything else that comes after it is irrelavent.

I believe they are called boy scouts for a reason. that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

That'll please the rednecks. A bit of tacit homophobia always stretches a long way.

I don�t think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.

Nobody is a victim 'cept you, huh?

The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try having things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking at your door.

Great for you. You live in a world where there is no White Aryan Nation. No Klu Klux Klan.
Unfortunately the rest of us see just as much hatred coming from you as we do from them.

I have the right �NOT� to be tolerant of other because they are different, weird or tick me off.

We have a word for that attitude in English. It's called "impoliteness". Being impolite is way up there with ignorance.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics.

And what do those statistics mean? Come on. You have to back them up.
OK. You aren't going to are you. You used them just as a prop.
Well let me tell you what they mean. They mean - YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM!!! Your society better get it's act together quick. Because like it or not these people are a part of your society.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn�t be a private matter or my personal business. I would be �FIRED� immediately.

Yep. I agree. As long as your wife doesn't find out though, huh?

I believe if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack if cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should gave to speak English.

And you will never learn another language. Another culture. You will be an alien amongst the rest of us humans.

My father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

Why not? Seems to me like you're the sort of guy who disrespects everyone else's country. How about a taste of your own medecine?
Sorry to say this but it looks to me like your grandfather did die in vain. Look at the mess that you've created for yourself.

I think the police should have every right to shoot you sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can�t understand the words �freeze� or �stop� in English, see the above lines.

Yep. Shooting a guy for running away is going to be really satisfying isn't it? Aw C'MON HE MUSTA BEEN GUILTY!!!

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.

No political affiliation? Who builds those machines? Who owns them?
Even if they're not rigged wouldn't you prefer the old fashioned way? Aren't you a guy who values the old traditions? Your Constitution was written on paper.

I don�t think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

Some people aren't in your country by choice.
I know if I were your neighbour I as hell sure wouldn't be.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open their interpretations.

Telling you? Who has ever told you anything that you've listened to?
I would call it advice. You can take it or leave it but isn't it a bit childish getting upset about it?

I don�t� hate the rich. I don�t pity the poor.

Now that I agree with. You don't care about anyone. It's all "ME ME ME and balls to anyone else!!".

I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn�t stop you from watching them.

Yeah but I'll bet you've only just worked out that the wrestling is fake. C'mon dude. Admit it.The rest of us have known for ages.
People like you have a hard time recognising a fake.

I believe a self-righteous liberal or a conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell�s Angel with an attitude.

You like statistics don't you? You used them before. Work out what the statistics are for you getting your butt kicked in a bar by a liberal or a Hells Angel.
Dude. Big Henry will make you his biatch every time.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If that ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that�s better and pout you name on the building. Ask you buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

The richest man on the planet can only get richer on our money whilst the rest of us suffer. Whilst I don't particularily care about Bill Gates either way - I certainly wouldn't defend him. He's got enough money to do that for himself without you working for him for free.

It doesn�t take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up and smack their little ass' when necessary and say �NO�.

Great. So I take it you're not going to let your child out into the village then?

I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don�t pretend they are a political statement. And please stay home until that new lip rings heals, I don�t want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me fries.

Tattoos and piercings are probably more of a political statement than this drivel. I guess as long as your freedom of expression isn't dented huh?
BTW. Lay off the fries. They're bad for you.

I am sick of �Political Correctness� and of all the stuck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be �African Americans�? Besides Africa is a continent I don�t go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

Now this one I love. Ask any American where he comes from and he will tell you he's German/Irish or something like that. I've never met one of the buggers who didn't!!!

And if you don�t like my point of view, though #!

You call that a point of view?
Damn. Do me a favour. Think the next one through a little bit better, huh?

Ah come on. If I think being a homo is immoral am I a homophobe? I dont want any homo around my kids, I dont hate them, but I'd rather straight people around them.

You know it as well as I do. If there is an all white thing Ggod forbid! If that prom in Georgia was all black it would not have gotten all of that attention.

I can spank my kid if I want, lets them learn life better.

According to the FBI 82% of all serious crime is commited by black men. Is this racist?

OK, There is nothing wrong with peoples skin color/religion/sexual preference overall.
Here's why;

Question 1:

Do Homosexuals contibute to overpopulation? Or detriment your life in ANY way?

Question 2:

Does the fact that the guy next door is Muslim/Christian/Athiest/Jew/ ect. detriment your life in ANY way?

Does the fact that your neighbor is Black/Blue/Red/Yellow/ ect. detriment your life in ANY way?



OK, now, think about this. I'm not any of the above but I have friends that fall into every catagory. Know what? They are all GREAT people. What else matters?

[Edited on 28-6-2003 by Fry2]