People are really freaking out over the new McDonald’s uniforms

I would make them all dress like clowns.

originally posted by: skunkape23
I would make them all dress like clowns.

Nobody likes clowns.
Clowns don't even like other clowns.
Clowns parents won't even claim their clown as their own clown.
They will say that's somebody elses clown.
That's not my clown.
I didn't raise no clown.

Hooters got new uniforms too. Family friendly they say

The new McDonald's uniforms are justifiably somber...almost mournful, as McDonalds is increasingly admitting that their food, and the "proprietary" additives, induce various forms of cancer. From your butt, to your brain.

Article on Mc-Colon Cancer linkage: secretsofthefed.com...

originally posted by: rickymouse
Hooters got new uniforms too. Family friendly they say

At what age do boobies become obscene to a child?
Isn't that the first thing a mother stuffs in their face?

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: rickymouse
Hooters got new uniforms too. Family friendly they say

At what age do boobies become obscene to a child?
Isn't that the first thing a mother stuffs in their face?

The new Hooters uniforms would still put a smile on my face.

The grey uniform creates a condition where customers won't have empathy or show sympathy, like the old uniforms commanded.

It's just a bad photo. It will look fine in a restaurant.

Replied to the wrong post.

It's the first step in assimilation. They will soon be borg.

It reminds me of starship troopers. Also, I heard that there was a timeline where the nazis won and that they were planning on annexing this timeline as well, so maybe it's to soften us up for that.

If not for this thread I would never have known.

February of 1982 was the last time I was in a McDonalds... Quarter pounder with cheese, served cold with an order of greasy fries, and a large cup of coke colored ice.

Yummy. Haven't been back since.

Really!!!! I work in the restaurant industry for 25 years. And now they make a big fuss when it comes to wearing all black???
Lmao

KFC using Russian rockets in their advertising, and now MacDonalds is dressing their employees like a Soviet worker...

Thanks Trump

Actually, they look quite good.

Well done MacDonalds. Everyone says they hate you, but they all enjoy your burgers like the hypocrites they are.

originally posted by: Discotech

originally posted by: xuenchen

If McDonalds had a branch on the Death Star or any Imperial controlled city, this is exactly how I imagine their staff would dress

Haha! *This!*

Maybe its just me but i like it compared to what they wear now.

originally posted by: paraphi
Actually, they look quite good.

Well done MacDonalds. Everyone says they hate you, but they all enjoy your burgers like the hypocrites they are.

ATS is completely full of crap about the McDonalds hate. I guarantee half the people that say they would never put such a horrible thing in their body have eaten it in the last week.

It's fine. It's like drinking or anything else, don't do it all the time.

I'm always amazed at how many ATS people are independently wealthy, own their own farm and milk their own steers.

Thid just in: Holy #, now we are finally doomed.

a reply to: Tardacus

Agree. Definitely an Asian/Chinese theme to them-maybe that's where they see the most growth now that America won't touch their junky food. Ronald McDonald/kiddie attraction they're not-big, big change. Oh, and really ugly. Dystopian/slave look. Think it's a big miss but they are dying out as we become more educated about the poisons in their food. Not giving it to our kids anymore.