You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

She was awesome.

Too bad she was abducted by my people and-. . . . never mind.

Jeeez...Would it have killed you to tell 'your people' to abduct Susan Sarandon instead?

a reply to: IAMTAT

We have standards.

Not very good standards, but standards nonetheless!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

We have standards.

Not very good standards, but standards nonetheless!

S'okay. I'm still a fan of the crop circles.
Although, they have been getting a little sloppy lately...It's like you guys just don't care anymore.

I mean...Smiley Faces?---Really?

a reply to: IAMTAT

We hire out to do corn mazes in the fall.

Damned Obama and the economy.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

We hire out to do corn mazes in the fall.

Damned Obama and the economy.

I'm sorry.
I...I just didn't know.

At least you still have the cattle mutilations and rectal probes to fall back on...Those are 'Evergreen'.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Cattle mutilations?

Have you heard of PETA? Nothing but protests. Now half our younger crew has gone "vegan" and only wants to mutilate cabbages.

As for rectal probes? They stopped reimbursing for those under Obamacare. And they stopped being evil when so many would volunteer for them.

We thought about taking over the world, but wanted to start small.

BTW, how is Trump doing?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Sorry, not looking good.
Trump isn't too keen on illegal aliens these days...unless you have any more that look like Melania.
Canada might still be an option for you folks.

a reply to: IAMTAT

We already took Canada.

Who do you think came up with walrus lard for transportation?

*this guy!*

a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm proud of you.
See,...ALL those years as a 'luber' in the rectal probe industry resulted in a truly innovative spin off.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Some are made for greatness, others have greatness lubed into them.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Some are made for greatness, others have greatness lubed into them.

That's what SHE said.

originally posted by: jacygirl
5 hours with no insults or scathing comments in here.

I needed them for real life, the potato heads out here needed motivation.

originally posted by: jacygirl
5 hours with no insults or scathing comments in here.

I have a headache, not tonight dear.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Feel better.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I have a headache, not tonight dear.

The stoopid will be here when you get back.

Thanks Lads, Don't worry I have eyes on all your shenanigans.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

You steal Trump's microwave?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Kelly Annes

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Thanks Lads, Don't worry I have eyes on all your shenanigans.

Micro-Wave

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Thanks Lads, Don't worry I have eyes on all your shenanigans.

I've heard of Microwave ovens, easy bake ovens, never seen a half-baked oven!