You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: IAMTAT

Now you're making fun of my feet!







*hugs*

a reply to: DBCowboy

It's difficult to be the #1 stupid thread on ATS when there is so much politics going on.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: DBCowboy

It's difficult to be the #1 stupid thread on ATS when there is so much politics going on.

Fine. You can pick on Canada again.

And tell TAT I put the painting back for him.

*but I ain't staying to watch my country get likened to Nebraska again, nosiree I'm outta here*

a reply to: jacygirl

One day. . . Nebraska and Canada will be ours.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: DBCowboy

It's difficult to be the #1 stupid thread on ATS when there is so much politics going on.

I know...and I'm doing all I can to kill brain cells as fast as possible.

I even watched Rachel Maddow last night...(and that gets better results than huffing airplane model glue).

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: DBCowboy

It's difficult to be the #1 stupid thread on ATS when there is so much politics going on.

Fine. You can pick on Canada again.

And tell TAT I put the painting back for him.

TY.
The Bulldog is my favorite.

a reply to: IAMTAT

The clock says 10 minutes after 1.

Shouldn't they be in bed???

I take off for a few days and now I have a lot of reading to
catch up on.
Are we going to have some kind of an election soon? If so,
I will put in my bid for running.Now one question,what are we
running for?

originally posted by: mamabeth
I take off for a few days and now I have a lot of reading to
catch up on.
Are we going to have some kind of an election soon? If so,
I will put in my bid for running.Now one question,what are we
running for?

I don't run, sometimes I may "jog" a bit but I never run.

This is for Supreme Leadership of The Planet and Associated Moon(s).

originally posted by: mamabeth
Now one question,what are we
running for?

Our lives.

Witches kill.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I can't run either and I can't jog as well.I will just have to take
over and control everything,including the 3 idiots.
Now fetch my royal slippers and make it snappy! I will let you
know when your services are required again.Please remember
that I will have several body guards and food tasters on my staff.
Any of you 3 idiots try to double cross me you will become my next
food tasters!
I am not afraid of any witches! They have no control over me at all.

a reply to: mamabeth

We may be idiots, but we aren't-. . . well we are idiots.

And we're dangerous.

Imagine giving a room full of evil special needs children napalm.

originally posted by: mamabeth
Please remember
that I will have several body guards...

DB has many body guards, mostly because he has a lot of body to guard. They get paid by the pound.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Actually, that's just me.

Not saying I'm fat, but every selfie is a "crowd scene".

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

I am not afraid of any witches! They have no control over me at all.

...and she was never heard from again.

The End.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm surrounded by a contingent of 'Gaudy Bards'; an elite, highly-trained, crack team of Poets dressed like Liberace.

My body guards all ate brussel sprouts and broccoli. They are not afraid of gassing anyone who gets near me.

Bodyguards?


That's so cute!

Sorry...I was distracted by the KellyAnne Conway beaver photo thread just posted.

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Bodyguards?


That's so cute!

Uh, missy? You might want to cut back on the eye liner.

Just sayin'