You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Looks like the one my parents hired for my 4th birthday. He was nice, he made balloon animals out of my friend's intestines.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Whiskey-soaked apples is like a salad, isn't it?

Yeah, sounds like something they would eat in Lame-afornia.

"I'll havth the thalad! Ith thcrumpthous!'

*smashes remnants of pie in AM's face*

Enjoy!!

a reply to: AboveBoard

Oh, you brute! Beat me!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: zazzafrazz

Well my sofa cushion wanted to thank you for the soaking.

Another naughty spot?

a reply to: IAMTAT

We could probably clone him from all the DNA residue accumulated on his La-Z-Boy.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm so old, I only have knotty spots.

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Well guys. *yawn*

I'm going to have to leave zazz to lock you up for the night.

Behave.

Or she'll send in the rest of the clowns.

'Night!!

Will do.

Come on boys it's sleepy time.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Looks like the wimmin won again.

Is it closing time yet?

Wanders around wondering what kind of havoc she can wreak while the boys are away. Gah, I'm too damned achy to do anything. Pain sucks. Getting old sucks. Don't get old! My Grandmother and Father used to say that, but my Dad added, "Well, I suppose it beats the alternative." LOL!
If he wasn't eating healthy, he'd say, "If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go happy." He was In his late eighties when he passed away. So he went happy. Why am I rambling?

Goodnight bad boy thread!

originally posted by: Night Star

Looks like the wimmin won again.

originally posted by: Night Star

Is it closing time yet?

It's never closing time, we just temporarily rope off areas so we can clean up the blood.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

a reply to: jacygirl

It is. 70 and sunny in California and mean while, back at the ranch, they are getting 2' of snow. No roof-shoveling for me.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Noice!
If you're there for the week the snow should be gone when you get home.
It will be almost like...magic.

Several inches of snow here too.

Better slather the walrus fat on my butt cheeks and slide on out.

originally posted by: jacygirl
Noice!
If you're there for the week the snow should be gone when you get home.
It will be almost like...magic.

Thursday. But I have Chicago next week so we'll see how Murderland's weather is when I get there.

Just rain here.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Duh. When is it not rain there?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

Just rain here.

Dammed witches.