You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: smurfy

I only spray when I'm frightened.

Or when cornered.

Or when I've been drinking.

Or if it's Tuesday.

a reply to: DBCowboy

The explosion imbedded them in my brain. So that was a net plus.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Try drinking bourbon on a Saturday morning, doing payroll, typing this and making it put the lotion on it's skin!

Try digging a hole in the backyard and trying to use a hacksaw. Where do you think I went for the last 30 minutes?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I only spray when I'm frightened.

Or when cornered.

Or when I've been drinking.

Or if it's Tuesday.

Look at you, trying to make it sound like Tuesday is not 'everyday'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

The explosion imbedded them in my brain. So that was a net plus.

I love that now you can pick up Sirius XM in your head.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

The explosion imbedded them in my brain. So that was a net plus.

The brain, like the heart or the lungs are just vestigial organs that serve no purpose.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I love that now you can pick up Sirius XM in your head.

Yes, it drowns out the voices.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The brain, like the heart or the lungs are just vestigial organs that serve no purpose.

I find that thing always uses blood I can be using elsewhere to much greater effect.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

The explosion imbedded them in my brain. So that was a net plus.

I love that now you can pick up Sirius XM in your head.

I pick up pennies and socks on the road.

I trade them for candy when I meet up with hobo's.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I love that now you can pick up Sirius XM in your head.

Yes, it drowns out the voices.

The ones in your head or the ones locked in your basement?

originally posted by: eisegesis
The ones in your head or the ones locked in your basement?

Yes.

originally posted by: eisegesis

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I love that now you can pick up Sirius XM in your head.

Yes, it drowns out the voices.

The ones in your head or the heads locked in your basement?

Fixed that for you.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Seems fitting...

BRB...Favorite Pepto-Bismol commercial just came on.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

BRB...Favorite Pepto-Bismol commercial just came on.

No problem, DB will keep your seat warm.............without even sitting in it.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
BRB...Favorite Pepto-Bismol commercial just came on.

Pro tip #1

Never use Pepto-Bismol as eye drops.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Pro tip #1

Never use Pepto-Bismol as eye drops.

Pro Tip #2

You can use eye-drops as a laxative.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

BRB...Favorite Pepto-Bismol commercial just came on.

No problem, DB will keep your seat warm.............without even sitting in it.

In a previous life, I was Shia LaBeouf's eye brows.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In a previous life, I was Shia LaBeouf's eye brows.

It seems in your present incarnation your are his mental capacity.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In a previous life, I was Shia LaBeouf's eye brows.

It seems in your present incarnation your are his mental capacity.

We're going to hold hands in public for the red carpet ceremony.