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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DISRAELI
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?
Amateurs. None of them:
- Got arrested
- Lost a digit
- Farted
They all die in the end though.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
You won't find an ATS idiot on the street or in public.
Not since the court order.
Yeah, the three of us are usually 1,001' away from schools.
edit on 25-2-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: never go in against a Sicilian with death is on the line
originally posted by: CulturalResilience
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.
That was my porn star name.
My Native American name is Dances With Freemasons.
I'm glad someone wants to dance with them.
Terrible rhythm.
originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
They all die in the end though.
Exactly my point. How can they go on ruining this site if they are dead?!?!
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.
Vegan suppositories.
I used to be the their lead Guitarist.
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: CulturalResilience
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.
That was my porn star name.
My Native American name is Dances With Freemasons.
I'm glad someone wants to dance with them.
Terrible rhythm.
True, but man can they move their hips.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DISRAELI
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?
Amateurs. None of them:
- Got arrested
- Lost a digit
- Farted
I once lost a digit while farting.
Because of that, they promoted me to upper management.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DBCowboy
You won't find an ATS idiot on the street or in public.
Not since the court order.
Yeah, the three of us are usually 1,001' away from schools.
Which is why we're so grateful for AM's windowless van.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
They all die in the end though.
Exactly my point. How can they go on ruining this site if they are dead?!?!
Fair point, which isn't something usually directed at any of you.
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: CulturalResilience
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.
That was my porn star name.
My Native American name is Dances With Freemasons.
I'm glad someone wants to dance with them.
Terrible rhythm.
Terrible Rhythm was MY porn star name.
I'm going upstairs now, I'll check back later its time for my daily wa........
originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
Fair point, which isn't something usually directed at any of you.
If were weren't so stupid we would probably take that as an insult. So thank you.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
Fair point, which isn't something usually directed at any of you.
If were weren't so stupid we would probably take that as an insult. So thank you.
Umm, you're welcome?
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: IAMTAT
Which is why we're so grateful for AM's windowless van.
I love our vanity plates: CANDYLND.
Not to mention the PODESTA 2020 bumper sticker.
originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
They all die in the end though.
Exactly my point. How can they go on ruining this site if they are dead?!?!
Fair point, which isn't something usually directed at any of you.
I love fairs.
The cotton candy, the rides, the screams of . . . . . never mind
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DBCowboy
I once lost a digit while farting.
Was that when the lighter blew up?
Lighter?
I was rubbing two sticks together.
At least, they said they were sticks.
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