You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"The hubris and folly of man will bring down the sword of Damocles, and only those strong of wit will survive the resurrection of the One." -Cake, five minutes ago.

I'm surprised that Alex Jones is not camped outside your house thumping his chest grunting "Freemasons bad, Alex Jones good. Why no one like Alex? Owls bad, very bad." If governments were conspiring to thin the population then how is he still alive? maybe he took some of David Icke's magical reptilian elixir.

To paraphrase Ted Danson from Becker 'Everything I say is motivated by stupidity.' guess what? he wasn't referring to himself.

Rock on, y'all...

You'll always be awesome to me...in a unique and indescribable sort of way...like...like...




Yeah.

Like that.

I want to take a timeout and talk about something serious.

Bikini waxes for the homeless.

Sure you could feed them, house them, find them work.

But nothing says caring like a sweaty fat man pouring hot wax on your crotch and yanking out all the hair.

originally posted by: kaylaluv

originally posted by: Restricted
DB is funny, which makes up for any of his alleged shortcomings.

I don't know about that. He's got some pretty short comings.

The water was cold dammit!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: kaylaluv

originally posted by: Restricted
DB is funny, which makes up for any of his alleged shortcomings.

I don't know about that. He's got some pretty short comings.

The water was cold dammit!

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

a reply to: kaylaluv

If I had a nickel for every time I used that excuse!

originally posted by: Thecakeisalie

I'm surprised that Alex Jones is not camped outside your house thumping his chest grunting "Freemasons bad, Alex Jones good. Why no one like Alex? Owls bad, very bad." If governments were conspiring to thin the population then how is he still alive? maybe he took some of David Icke's magical reptilian elixir.

The reason why Alex Jones is not around, is because he is currently ensconced in the Tower of London. It was thought the safest thing to do at the time.

I once had Alex Trebek camped outside my house.

For two weeks he kept shouting, "The answer is; who is rooting through your trash!"

And every day I had to open a window and say, "Who is Alex Trebek?"

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: schuyler

Listen bub, I take offense to that post, bigly.

This is an Augustus, DBCowboy and IAMTAT love fest.

...or in ATS parlance: an open-invitation, circle-fest, sausage jerk.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I want to take a timeout and talk about something serious.

Bikini waxes for the homeless.

Sure you could feed them, house them, find them work.

But nothing says caring like a sweaty fat man pouring hot wax on your crotch and yanking out all the hair.

Really, DB...you're a Saint.

They should take all of that old, hairy, homeless crotch, wax and use it to erect a replica of you in Madame Tussauds.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I tried making a wax figure and putting it in the lobby of an IHOP, didn't do over too well.

It's like they had never seen a nude self portrait before!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

I prefer 'Dumb, Dumber & Dumpster'.

originally posted by: kaylaluv

originally posted by: Restricted
DB is funny, which makes up for any of his alleged shortcomings.

I don't know about that. He's got some pretty short comings.

If you're judging him by the nude self-portrait, used crotch wax statue in front of IHOP...He he insists it was very hot and "melty" out.

I'm leaning towards; Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, and Derpy Hooves.

Doobie, Scoobie and Wobbles?

originally posted by: AboveBoard


Doobie, Scoobie and Wobbles?

Gets MY vote!


...wait,...which one is Wobbles?

originally posted by: AboveBoard


Doobie, Scoobie and Wobbles?

Which one is incontinent?

originally posted by: schuyler
You're still losing. See? That didn't help you a bit.

Where, in any of my posts, did you ever get the impression that I was not a loser?

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
AKA circle jerk.

What was Smurfy saying about spraying?

I thought he said 'spaying' as in take care of DB.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Wobbles, of course!

Apply the names as appropriate.