You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If they only put the lotion on it's skin, then we wouldn't be having these issues.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Moisturizing is so important in maintaining facial elasticity and suppleness.

That's why I always mix in a little aloe with the formaldehyde in my interns' face jars.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy


Moisturizing is so important in maintaining facial elasticity and suppleness.

That's why I always mix in a little aloe with the formaldehyde in my interns' face jars.

I just wish people took moisturizing as importantly as you do.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I just wish people took moisturizing as importantly as you do.

Jarring interns faces is a lost art form.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


It's important to pay tribute to the lost arts.


Rome wasn't destroyed in a day!

a reply to: DBCowboy


Only because the three of us weren't born yet.

OK you three, time to come and get your Christmas presents.


Tat you're first. Merry Christmas commoner.


Augustus, a Christmas kiss.


DB, for you and Gunther, I wish you a HAPPY HOLIDAYS.


Merry Christmas.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Ahaha hahaha! Brilliant!

To all you crazy folks in here...Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate, even if it's just the day. Cheers!

a reply to: zazzafrazz

A little side note, the nun and I dated in college.

a reply to: Night Star

Merry Christmas, ma'am.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Merry Christmas DB! Hope you find something festive to wear in Zazzy's closet.

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: DBCowboy

Merry Christmas DB! Hope you find something festive to wear in Zazzy's closet.

I'm doing metro-traditional this year.

So I'm just borrowing the electric boa and her black lip gloss.

I once wrote a song to a woman I loved titled "Purple Sari".

Well, here go the lyrics:

I recall a very simple song I wrote from back then. It was called "Purple Sari":

"When she gave me
The last plate
Of a free vegetarian meal
Then I knew that I loved her
And that karma is a wheel.
And there she stood In her purple Sari, And so graceful like a bird
And I know one day we play In the Lord's spiritual world.
And there she stood in her purple Sari
But there's tilaka on her brow
And she's chanting Hare Krishna
Son you've got to wait for now.

The Lord is greater than your longing
Brother come beat the drum
But follow Krishna, and keep chanting
And one day we'll have some fun.
And there she stood In her purple Sari
And I see her faith is true
So wipe your tears boy,
And keep on chanting
Because she won't belong to you.

a reply to: zazzafrazz



MEWWY QUISMATHS EVWYWUN!

a reply to: IAMTAT

LOL! I don't know why, but I have a feeling that all our guys in here have tried this.

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: IAMTAT

LOL! I don't know why, but I have a feeling that all our guys in here have tried this.

Shouldn't you be in the workshop making toys right now?

Merry Christmas, Night Star!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Nope, that was done well in advance.

Merry Christmas Tat!

a reply to: zazzafrazz


Thanks, momma, I normally have to pay for that kind of excitement.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: zazzafrazz

MEWWY QUISMATHS EVWYWUN!

I read once they used a vacuum to provide suction through a hole to hold his tongue like that.

*Taken from my upcoming book of "1,001 Tidbits of Useless Information".