You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Loved him in "A Streetcar Named Perspire"!

I loved him in The Breakfast Club Sandwich with Extra Bacon and a Double Side of Fries.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You forgot my role as "Obese-wan Kenobi" in that Star Trek picture.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I thought you played C3P'd in My Pants Again?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


No...I'm almost positive he played 'Girth Vapor'.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

a reply to: IAMTAT

You both are confusing those with my role as "Harry Plopper".

(Also, my stripper name and title of my off-Broadway musical.)

Bahaha!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
No...I'm almost positive he played 'Girth Vapor'.

He honestly could have played the Death Star, they both have thermal exhaust port issues.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

DB is currently filming his life's story out in Hollyweird, look for him under his stage name, Sweaty Davis.

Do they have a camera big enough for that or are they doing it from space?

LOL!!!!!

too funny!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Isn't there a secret Luciferian handshake you can teach Deebs as a first step towards trying to exercise ?
Or would he get a pinky finger strain?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He honestly could have played the Death Star, they both have thermal exhaust port issues.

Farting. Gas buildup might make up for most of his size. I imagine if he farts big enough he'd deflate.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He honestly could have played the Death Star, they both have thermal exhaust port issues.

Farting. Gas buildup might make up for most of his size. I imagine if he farts big enough he'd deflate.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Isn't there a secret Luciferian handshake you can teach Deebs as a first step towards trying to exercise ?
Or would he get a pinky finger strain?

I'm more worried about getting Twinkie cream on my hands when I touch his.

a reply to: Skid Mark


That was mean.


I like it.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Isn't there a secret Luciferian handshake you can teach Deebs as a first step towards trying to exercise ?
Or would he get a pinky finger strain?

I'm more worried about getting Twinkie cream on my hands when I touch his.

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For the record, I have Gunther, my sad German intern, do all my handshaking for me.

My exercize routine consists of rapidly changing my mind at least 3 times a day.

Also extreme blinking.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

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"House of Lards".

I told you idiots not to leave DB in a KFC overnight without rolling the gas out of him first.

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a reply to: zazzafrazz

My thighs rubbed together and caused a spark.

Next time?

Leave the nylons at home.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I told you idiots not to leave DB in a KFC overnight without rolling the gas out of him first.

twitter.com...

Must've been a new kid working that night.
Usually they seat him at least 50 ft. from the oven.