You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

Do I want to know where you're keeping the chips?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Probably not,could be the same place where you keep yours.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Probably not,could be the same place where you keep yours.

Doubt it.

It'd be too much of a coincidence if 2 people had a petting zoo featuring Rosie O'Donnel.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Do I want to know where you're keeping the chips?

"Chips" are soooo...'bourgeois'.
I prefer Pita Wedgies.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Do I want to know where you're keeping the chips?

"Chips" are soooo...'bourgeois'.
I prefer Pita Wedgies.

Pita Wedgies was my stripper name before I changed it to Pew Jackman.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Do I want to know where you're keeping the chips?

"Chips" are soooo...'bourgeois'.
I prefer Pita Wedgies.

Pita Wedgies was my stripper name before I changed it to Pew Jackman.

WHOA!
MINE used to be Jew PacMan!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Still waiting for the avocado to get REALLY ripe.
Goin' for a run now.

Ask DB to join you with his scooter.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Still waiting for the avocado to get REALLY ripe.
Goin' for a run now.

Ask DB to join you with his scooter.

It's too annoying.
He keeps shouting; "Are We THERE Yet?"..."Are We THERE Yet?"!

a reply to: IAMTAT


I got soooooo excited this morning while listening to the news, they said this short, fat guy mixed up in the drug business was going on trial in New York and I was like, 'Yay, DB is finally going to the slam!'.


Then I found out his name was El Chapo, not El Cheapo.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


I got soooooo excited this morning while listening to the news, they said this short, fat guy mixed up in the drug business was going on trial in New York and I was like, 'Yay, DB is finally going to the slam!'.


Then I found out his name was El Chapo, not El Cheapo.

Speaking of 'El Chapo'...

BAD IDEA to run with an avocado duct-taped to your inner thigh.


...just sayin'.

a reply to: Disgustus

That is the greatest avatar ever made on ATS.
Notice there aren't anymore Avatar competitions since you were gifted it? They know better.


a reply to: Fat
My cat army swapped out your avocados for grenades.

a reply to: zazzafrazz


I think it was either Aboveboard or Spira that begged me to take it down last year, it was giving them vertigo.

Huge Ackman...isn't he the guy who invented candy-corn?

errr? care to explain?

a reply to: Night Star

I don't think you missed anything.

I started my morning exercises. Started a new routine where I do toe-touching.





Actually I have my man-servant Gunther touch my toes for me. But I can feel the burn. I'm a work-out madman now.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
errr? care to explain?

I only did that interview because the CBS green room usually has a nice cheese platter.

a reply to: zazzafrazz


I deny knowing the two guys wearing pig masks on my left and right in that photo.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
errr? care to explain?

It was a spa day, I didn't have my face on.

originally posted by: DBCowboy


It was a spa day, I didn't have my face on.

Most of our interns don't have a face on them either anymore.