You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Didn't you play him in the film?

I did. Though I had shorter hair at the time and was in my "skinny" phase.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I did. Though I had shorter hair at the time and was in my "skinny" phase.

That was when you did the South Beach diet and only ate South Beach instead of all of Miami, right?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I did. Though I had shorter hair at the time and was in my "skinny" phase.

That was when you did the South Beach diet and only ate South Beach instead of all of Miami, right?

I think you've confused that with DB's 'Beached Whale Diet'.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I think you've confused that with DB's 'Beached Whale Diet'.

No, I think you're confused! He's not beached, I got a dozer and pushed him back in.

I'd laugh, but that makes me sweat.


And I might spill a milk shake.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Is it safe to come out yet? Is she gone?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Is it safe to come out yet? Is she gone?

Yes.

I performed a cleansing ritual.

(I actually drank a glass of water)

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Yes.

I performed a cleansing ritual.

(I actually drank a glass of water)

Please tell me the water was for chasing your Scotch.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Is it safe to come out yet? Is she gone?

Yes.

I performed a cleansing ritual.

(I actually drank a glass of water)

I don't know.
It's quiet...

...almost TOO quiet.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Yes.

I performed a cleansing ritual.

(I actually drank a glass of water)

Please tell me the water was for chasing your Scotch.

Only for breakfast. Mid-mornings I chase my scotch with Bloody Mary's.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I don't know.
It's quiet...

...almost TOO quiet.

I'd say we're waiting for the other shoe to drop but DB's wearing both of her heels.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Only for breakfast. Mid-mornings I chase my scotch with Bloody Mary's.

About as sound a food pyramid as you can construct.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Is it safe to come out yet? Is she gone?

Yes.

I performed a cleansing ritual.

(I actually drank a glass of water)

I don't know.
It's quiet...

...almost TOO quiet.

This is the point of the movie where the pretty young co-ed (played by me) leaves the group and takes a swim wearing just a smile.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Only for breakfast. Mid-mornings I chase my scotch with Bloody Mary's.

About as sound a food pyramid as you can construct.

I'm all about a proper diet. That's what I told my parole officer.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Is it safe to come out yet? Is she gone?

Yes.

I performed a cleansing ritual.

(I actually drank a glass of water)

I don't know.
It's quiet...

...almost TOO quiet.

This is the point of the movie where the pretty young co-ed (played by me) leaves the group and takes a swim wearing just a smile.

That is the point in the movie where I cough up a wad of milk duds into my tub of buttered popcorn.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm all about a proper diet. That's what I told my parole officer.

I told my parole officer that I wasn't in Vegas last week with two other guys and we didn't do anything to that guy in that place.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I remember where I left Zazz's shoes now.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I remember where I left Zazz's shoes now.

I TOLD you never to dig a hole in the desert, wearing heels.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I TOLD you never to dig a hole in the desert, wearing heels.

He was woozy form low blood sugar because he only ate four Snickers.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I remember where I left Zazz's shoes now.

I TOLD you never to dig a hole in the desert, wearing heels.

Puh-leeze!

Any other shoes would have clashed with the shovel.