You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Foam?

HA!

You mean giant marshmallows!

If your hands were made of marshmallows you'd probably eat them.

But a little auto-cannibalism never hurt anyone.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Foam?

HA!

You mean giant marshmallows!

If your hands were made of marshmallows you'd probably eat them.

But a little auto-cannibalism never hurt anyone.

I'm too sweet to eat.

Literally.


They use sugar levels in my blood tests to determine the amount of glaze at Kispy Kremes.

a reply to: DBCowboy


That's because your blood type is Butter.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


That's because your blood type is Butter.

Isn't that what the "B" stands for?


But on a serious note, that's why loaves of bread always try to follow me home from the store.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


That's because your blood type is Butter.

But on a serious note, that's why loaves of bread always try to follow me home from the store.

THAT explains what you meant when you said you were standing in a bread line.
I was about to wire you money.


..I'll show myself out.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


That's because your blood type is Butter.

But on a serious note, that's why loaves of bread always try to follow me home from the store.

THAT explains what you meant when you said you were standing in a bread line.
I was about to wire you money.


..I'll show myself out.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Bread lines. . . . . *drool*

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


That's because your blood type is Butter.

Isn't that what the "B" stands for?


But on a serious note, that's why loaves of bread always try to follow me home from the store.

And here I thought it was because of a yeast infection.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


That's because your blood type is Butter.

But on a serious note, that's why loaves of bread always try to follow me home from the store.

THAT explains what you meant when you said you were standing in a bread line.
I was about to wire you money.


..I'll show myself out.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Bread lines. . . . . *drool*

It's still a mystery to me how you ever managed to snort those baguettes up your nose.

I dreamed I was making bread.
There was no flour so I used carbon nano-tubes.
I woke up with a raccoon playing with my toes.
True story.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


That's because your blood type is Butter.

But on a serious note, that's why loaves of bread always try to follow me home from the store.

THAT explains what you meant when you said you were standing in a bread line.
I was about to wire you money.


..I'll show myself out.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Bread lines. . . . . *drool*

It's still a mystery to me how you ever managed to snort those baguettes up your nose.

In the words of Abraham Lincoln, "Shizzz be gettin' real brah".

originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


That's because your blood type is Butter.

Isn't that what the "B" stands for?


But on a serious note, that's why loaves of bread always try to follow me home from the store.

And here I thought it was because of a yeast infection.

I thought we were done talking about my chiins!


But "Yeast Infection" was also the name of my band in college.

originally posted by: skunkape23
I dreamed I was making bread.
There was no flour so I used carbon nano-tubes.
I woke up with a raccoon playing with my toes.
True story.

I had the same experience, only it was Lady Gaga and latex and a jar of olives.

Okay.

Maybe it wasn't like your dream at all.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
But on a serious note, that's why loaves of bread always try to follow me home from the store.

For me it's usually security.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
But on a serious note, that's why loaves of bread always try to follow me home from the store.

For me it's usually security.

PRO TIP

Security does not give free back rubs. So when they ask you to go to their office, don't trust them!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: skunkape23
I dreamed I was making bread.
There was no flour so I used carbon nano-tubes.
I woke up with a raccoon playing with my toes.
True story.

I had the same experience, only it was Lady Gaga and latex and a jar of olives.

Okay.

Maybe it wasn't like your dream at all.

It was her twin sister. Her name is 'Punky Goo-goo."
It's hard to tell the two apart.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
PRO TIP

Security does not give free back rubs. So when they ask you to go to their office, don't trust them!

Hmmm, they said I was the one that had to do that.

Security does not give free back rubs. So when they ask you to go to their office, don't trust them!

How could you fall for that? Obviously they could not fit a steam roller engine in their office to cover your back girth.

I was feeling generous today and am dropping this off in here.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

Security does not give free back rubs. So when they ask you to go to their office, don't trust them!

How could you fall for that? Obviously they could not fit a steam roller engine in their office to cover your back girth.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Didn't you play him in the film?