You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
Skiddy told me that Mason might have my ruby red slippers.

I don't wear women's shoes, just their skins.

FYI: No albinos after Labor Day.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
FYI: No albinos after Labor Day.

I wouldn't want to offend anyone with my sartorial style.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
FYI: No albinos after Labor Day.

I wouldn't want to offend anyone with my sartorial style.

Never really an issue.
I remember the last red carpet event you attended, someone asked you: "Who are you wearing?"...and you said: "Nancy".

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Never really an issue.
I remember the last red carpet event you attended, someone asked you: "Who are you wearing?"...and you said: "Nancy".

I have my eye on another Nancy, she's a little long in the tooth but it appears her plastic surgeon saved me some time and already stretched her face into an immoveable rictus.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Never really an issue.
I remember the last red carpet event you attended, someone asked you: "Who are you wearing?"...and you said: "Nancy".

I have my eye on another Nancy, she's a little long in the tooth but it appears her plastic surgeon saved me some time and already stretched her face into an immoveable rictus.

If it's the Nancy I'm thinking of, you might also get a nice set of luggage out of her.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Never really an issue.
I remember the last red carpet event you attended, someone asked you: "Who are you wearing?"...and you said: "Nancy".

I have my eye on another Nancy, she's a little long in the tooth but it appears her plastic surgeon saved me some time and already stretched her face into an immoveable rictus.

Immoveable Rictus was my stripper name in college.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Never really an issue.
I remember the last red carpet event you attended, someone asked you: "Who are you wearing?"...and you said: "Nancy".

I have my eye on another Nancy, she's a little long in the tooth but it appears her plastic surgeon saved me some time and already stretched her face into an immoveable rictus.

Immoveable Rictus was my stripper name in college.

MINE was 'Spastic Colin'.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Never really an issue.
I remember the last red carpet event you attended, someone asked you: "Who are you wearing?"...and you said: "Nancy".

I have my eye on another Nancy, she's a little long in the tooth but it appears her plastic surgeon saved me some time and already stretched her face into an immoveable rictus.

Immoveable Rictus was my stripper name in college.

MINE was 'Spastic Colin'.

I remember. Went to one of your shows once.

Made the mistake of sitting in the front row.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
If it's the Nancy I'm thinking of, you might also get a nice set of luggage out of her.

One and the same, her skin kinda resembles crocodile so there's that.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Immoveable Rictus was my stripper name in college.

I liked that your signature move on stage, the Jabba, was just to sit there and eat.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Immoveable Rictus was my stripper name in college.

I liked that your signature move on stage, the Jabba, was just to sit there and eat.

I occasionally demand Han Solo as well.

Wanted to "mix it up" a bit.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Never really an issue.
I remember the last red carpet event you attended, someone asked you: "Who are you wearing?"...and you said: "Nancy".

I have my eye on another Nancy, she's a little long in the tooth but it appears her plastic surgeon saved me some time and already stretched her face into an immoveable rictus.

Immoveable Rictus was my stripper name in college.

MINE was 'Spastic Colin'.

I remember. Went to one of your shows once.

Made the mistake of sitting in the front row.

I had to quit.
The ladies kept throwing rolls of toilet paper at me, instead of dollars.


...didn't get many requests for Lap Dances either.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I occasionally demand Han Solo as well.

Wanted to "mix it up" a bit.

What about the 'Wookie' (Zazz)?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I put a stop to his act.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I put a stop to his act.

In some states, you have to pay extra for that.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
Skiddy told me that Mason might have my ruby red slippers.

I don't wear women's shoes, just their skins.

Might as well have the shoes to complete your outfit.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In some states, you have to pay extra for that.

I in fact did pay her extra to do that to you.

originally posted by: Night Star
Might as well have the shoes to complete your outfit.

We already have one women's shoe wearing wackos in the trio, I think he would start to feel insecure if I encroached on his gimmick.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
Might as well have the shoes to complete your outfit.

We already have one women's shoe wearing wackos in the trio, I think he would start to feel insecure if I encroached on his gimmick.

You, sure as hell, won't see me wearing Zazz's shoes...My Size 13 feet are too small.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In some states, you have to pay extra for that.

I in fact did pay her extra to do that to you.

And I didn't get you anything for Columbus Day.