You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
they are now a "thong".

Didn't need the jaws of life, just a team of surgeons and plenty of sanitizer.

I get the sanitizer, did you eat the surgeons for extra protein when you exerted yourself?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

They tasted like chicken.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
They tasted like chicken.

Probably acted like one too when you started to lumber over in their direction, mouth a frothing.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I was eating a ham at the time.

There's a reason for everything.

a reply to: DBCowboy

'A' ham? Like in just one?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It was a ham sammich.

Two hams with a side of bacon in between.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Okay, I was getting worried, I don't want you wasting away and dropping down to 'morbidly obese' from 'they need to bury you in a piano'.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have to get onto shape.

Discovery channel is doing a show on one of my 600 pound thighs.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have to get onto shape.

Discovery channel is doing a show on one of my 600 pound thighs.

KFC could stay in business for years with that thing.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Jaba The Hut?

Now that's one skinny bitch!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Remember that time we cruised around the desert in your sail barge? Epicness.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I am glad to see one of you getting around to making his
own sammie.The rest of you can starve if you don't make
your own!This "crazy chick" refuses to cater to your every
whim!

a reply to: mamabeth

I thought you guys would like my little story that I wrote
for you all.At least tell me what you think of it?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: mamabeth

I thought you guys would like my little story that I wrote
for you all.At least tell me what you think of it?

You know too much.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: mamabeth

I thought you guys would like my little story that I wrote
for you all.At least tell me what you think of it?

You know too much.

I've never had that problem.

What story?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: skunkape23

They haven't learned that yet.When one of those guys brings a "crazy chick" home
to their lair.They start crowing in victory,the "crazy chick" manages to escape and
runs to the nearest neighbor for help.The neighbor calls the sheriff and he comes
over only to find the place deserted.
The "crazy chick" swears someone had abducted her and brought her to this place.
The sheriff conducts a search of the premises and can't find any facts to back the
"crazy chick's" story. The "crazy chick" is arrested for filing a false police report and
hauled off to jail.
As the sheriff's car is heading out of the area,a small scope rises from the soil in front
of the house.Two beady eyes peer through the lense watching the patrol car leaving.
Breathing a sigh of relief and promising to himself...next time the "crazy chick" won't
escape me!

I sorta wrote this as a little story about you 3 and your "crazy chicks" and stuff.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Byrd

You have a very interesting PM in your in box.

So do you.

a reply to: mamabeth

Fan fiction!

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: mamabeth

I thought you guys would like my little story that I wrote
for you all.At least tell me what you think of it?

Very convincing.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: Byrd

Well this is a surprise. I didn't expect to see you here.

I'm everywhere. I have very good Jedi mind tricks (...this is not the Byrd you seek... (insert arcane Hand-Wavium))